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Everything that has happened and will happen in this universe is a result of the Big Bang. If we can’t agree on that, there is no reason to have any other conversation.
Jim Bakker is dead. Too many preachers left.
October 6, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Jim Bakker is dead. Too many preachers left.
The 4 Food Groups:
Car Food
Bed Food
Standing Food
Table Food
Car Food
Bed Food
Standing Food
Table Food
September 15, 2026 at 12:13 PM
The 4 Food Groups:
Car Food
Bed Food
Standing Food
Table Food
Car Food
Bed Food
Standing Food
Table Food
A banana is an herb.
August 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
A banana is an herb.
This is the equivalent of “I’m taking my ball and going home.”
July 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
This is the equivalent of “I’m taking my ball and going home.”
USA looks so fucking pathetic, cheating to gain an advantage in the World Cup. On home turf no less. How very American of us.
July 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
USA looks so fucking pathetic, cheating to gain an advantage in the World Cup. On home turf no less. How very American of us.
Science doesn’t care what you believe, and 73.83% of the time neither do I.
July 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Science doesn’t care what you believe, and 73.83% of the time neither do I.
John Hancock didn’t put his John Hancock on the Declaration of Independence until August 2, 1776.
July 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
John Hancock didn’t put his John Hancock on the Declaration of Independence until August 2, 1776.
Belief in a god shows ignorance. Adherence to a religion is either a mistake made by the ignorant, or a calculated agenda to achieve and maintain power and/or money. Those who follow a religion must be called out for which of the two they are.
June 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Belief in a god shows ignorance. Adherence to a religion is either a mistake made by the ignorant, or a calculated agenda to achieve and maintain power and/or money. Those who follow a religion must be called out for which of the two they are.
If MySpace would have won the social media wars in the mid-aughts we’d be living in the Back To The Future II world right now.
June 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
If MySpace would have won the social media wars in the mid-aughts we’d be living in the Back To The Future II world right now.
Farmlands are being replaced by data centers. In the future we will be eating digital food. We are living the prequel to The Matrix.
May 21, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Farmlands are being replaced by data centers. In the future we will be eating digital food. We are living the prequel to The Matrix.
Know Religion is Bad,
No Religion is Good.
No Religion is Good.
May 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Know Religion is Bad,
No Religion is Good.
No Religion is Good.
“We are just the monkeys that fell out of the trees, trying to fly”
May 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
“We are just the monkeys that fell out of the trees, trying to fly”
I understand enough to know I don’t understand enough.
April 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I understand enough to know I don’t understand enough.
Sirens in songs while driving fuck me up every time.
April 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Sirens in songs while driving fuck me up every time.
Old stomping grounds, old haunts, old hangouts, old turf. Common denominator is old.
April 14, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Old stomping grounds, old haunts, old hangouts, old turf. Common denominator is old.
The LPGA should have a tournament called “The Mistresses”.
April 9, 2026 at 12:05 PM
The LPGA should have a tournament called “The Mistresses”.
That 40 minutes on the dark side of the moon would have been pink floydian.
April 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
That 40 minutes on the dark side of the moon would have been pink floydian.
A fun joke would have been to put viagra in the astronauts water supply.
April 7, 2026 at 1:04 PM
A fun joke would have been to put viagra in the astronauts water supply.
Day 5,469 of me looking at my cat and saying “You git I sit”, and her spoiled ass not gittin’.
March 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Day 5,469 of me looking at my cat and saying “You git I sit”, and her spoiled ass not gittin’.
The News Media needs to stop normalizing the things Trump and his administration says and does.
March 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
The News Media needs to stop normalizing the things Trump and his administration says and does.
When it comes to government, I want science over fiction.
March 24, 2026 at 11:30 PM
When it comes to government, I want science over fiction.
The stain of MAGA will follow former legends to their graves.
March 19, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The stain of MAGA will follow former legends to their graves.
I don’t know anything somebody else doesn’t already know, but I know a hell of a lot more than most people.
March 17, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I don’t know anything somebody else doesn’t already know, but I know a hell of a lot more than most people.
Religion is evil, but it tricks people into believing it’s good. And for that I’m angry. Everyone should be.
March 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Religion is evil, but it tricks people into believing it’s good. And for that I’m angry. Everyone should be.
If I make it until June, I will have outlived Roy Orbison.
March 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
If I make it until June, I will have outlived Roy Orbison.