Coach Lasso (RP Parody Account) SH
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"𝘽𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨, 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙙𝙜𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡." - Coach Theodore "Ted" Lasso, Manager of AFC Richmond || #TedLassorp || 21+ || MS/MV || WT: #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ || NOT Jason Sudeikis!
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a man with a mustache is smiling with his hand on his chin while wearing a nautica jacket
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"𝘿𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜."
Coach Ted Lasso, AFC Richmond.
Let's go Greyhounds!
All seasons. Canon & AU portrayal.
21+, MS || MV || #TedLassorp
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ♡ if you believe in Believe!
Coach Ted Lasso, AFC Richmond.
Let's go Greyhounds!
All seasons. Canon & AU portrayal.
21+, MS || MV || #TedLassorp
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ♡ if you believe in Believe!
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"𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜."
🐉Senpai Don (DW) Warneki🐉
Former 2X All Valley Champ. Senpai of Topanga Karate. Father of 1. Divorcé. Lead Stunt Coordinator at Larkin Studios. Bi. 21+. MV.
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
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🐉Senpai Don (DW) Warneki🐉
Former 2X All Valley Champ. Senpai of Topanga Karate. Father of 1. Divorcé. Lead Stunt Coordinator at Larkin Studios. Bi. 21+. MV.
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
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April 24, 2026 at 1:36 AM
"𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜."
🐉Senpai Don (DW) Warneki🐉
Former 2X All Valley Champ. Senpai of Topanga Karate. Father of 1. Divorcé. Lead Stunt Coordinator at Larkin Studios. Bi. 21+. MV.
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
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🐉Senpai Don (DW) Warneki🐉
Former 2X All Valley Champ. Senpai of Topanga Karate. Father of 1. Divorcé. Lead Stunt Coordinator at Larkin Studios. Bi. 21+. MV.
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
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Ted nearly spits out the coffee he'd unfortunately just started to sip, much to Beard's quiet amusement.
"Well hang on there. Let's take a Tee for a sec."
Is he blushing slightly? Naw. Can't be.
"Well hang on there. Let's take a Tee for a sec."
Is he blushing slightly? Naw. Can't be.
Trent’s eyebrows shoot up to practically his hairline.
“My wingman?” Trent asks, blinking at Ted. “This more sounds like you want to get me laid for my birthday.”
“My wingman?” Trent asks, blinking at Ted. “This more sounds like you want to get me laid for my birthday.”
"Well then, we--"
There's a quick shake of the head from Beard before Ted switches gears mid sentence.
"--I will be yer wingman. Top Gun, definitely a favorite."
There's a quick shake of the head from Beard before Ted switches gears mid sentence.
"--I will be yer wingman. Top Gun, definitely a favorite."
February 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Ted nearly spits out the coffee he'd unfortunately just started to sip, much to Beard's quiet amusement.
"Well hang on there. Let's take a Tee for a sec."
Is he blushing slightly? Naw. Can't be.
"Well hang on there. Let's take a Tee for a sec."
Is he blushing slightly? Naw. Can't be.
"Well then, we--"
There's a quick shake of the head from Beard before Ted switches gears mid sentence.
"--I will be yer wingman. Top Gun, definitely a favorite."
There's a quick shake of the head from Beard before Ted switches gears mid sentence.
"--I will be yer wingman. Top Gun, definitely a favorite."
Trent misses the look between Coach and Coach.
“Yes, an early night. I’m not in my twenties any longer, Coach Lasso,” Trent says. “I have no intention of ‘living it up’ by myself.”
“Yes, an early night. I’m not in my twenties any longer, Coach Lasso,” Trent says. “I have no intention of ‘living it up’ by myself.”
"Whaat? An early night?"
He shoots a sly little glance at Coach Beard before a quick shake of his head.
"No, I can't believe that. You gotta live it up, Trent!"
He shoots a sly little glance at Coach Beard before a quick shake of his head.
"No, I can't believe that. You gotta live it up, Trent!"
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"Well then, we--"
There's a quick shake of the head from Beard before Ted switches gears mid sentence.
"--I will be yer wingman. Top Gun, definitely a favorite."
There's a quick shake of the head from Beard before Ted switches gears mid sentence.
"--I will be yer wingman. Top Gun, definitely a favorite."
"Whaat? An early night?"
He shoots a sly little glance at Coach Beard before a quick shake of his head.
"No, I can't believe that. You gotta live it up, Trent!"
He shoots a sly little glance at Coach Beard before a quick shake of his head.
"No, I can't believe that. You gotta live it up, Trent!"
There’s a tiny, tiny hint of a blush on his cheeks. Hopefully Ted doesn’t notice it.
“Not much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.”
“Not much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.”
Ted continues to smile as he leans forward in his chair.
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Whaat? An early night?"
He shoots a sly little glance at Coach Beard before a quick shake of his head.
"No, I can't believe that. You gotta live it up, Trent!"
He shoots a sly little glance at Coach Beard before a quick shake of his head.
"No, I can't believe that. You gotta live it up, Trent!"
Ted continues to smile as he leans forward in his chair.
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
“Oh please, Ted. I don’t think I even looked 25 when I was that age. You’re being far too kind.”
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
“But thank you.”
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
“But thank you.”
"Now I know yer yankin' my chain. Cuz I gotta tell ya, Trent, ya don't look a day over 25."
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
October 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ted continues to smile as he leans forward in his chair.
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
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𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑤𝘩𝑜𝑙𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒, 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝘩𝑎𝑡 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑑𝑜.ᐟ
𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑡.ᐟ
Jeremy Taylor - The newest 🌟 at Topanga Karate. Old soul. Preshipped.
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ❤️
Info threads 👇
𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑡.ᐟ
Jeremy Taylor - The newest 🌟 at Topanga Karate. Old soul. Preshipped.
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ❤️
Info threads 👇
October 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑤𝘩𝑜𝑙𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒, 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝘩𝑎𝑡 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑑𝑜.ᐟ
𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑡.ᐟ
Jeremy Taylor - The newest 🌟 at Topanga Karate. Old soul. Preshipped.
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ❤️
Info threads 👇
𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑡.ᐟ
Jeremy Taylor - The newest 🌟 at Topanga Karate. Old soul. Preshipped.
It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ❤️
Info threads 👇
"Now I know yer yankin' my chain. Cuz I gotta tell ya, Trent, ya don't look a day over 25."
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
October 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"Now I know yer yankin' my chain. Cuz I gotta tell ya, Trent, ya don't look a day over 25."
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
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"Hᴇsʜᴇʀ" ɪs ᴀ ᴛᴇʀᴍ, ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴅᴇʀɪᴠᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ "Hᴇssɪᴀɴ," ᴜsᴇᴅ ɪɴ sʟᴀɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪʙᴇ ᴀ ᴅɪᴇʜᴀʀᴅ ᴇɴᴛʜᴜsɪᴀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ.
BANG THAT HEAD THAT DOESN'T BANG! 🤘
-A canon/AU portrayal of the title character, "Hesher" (2010).
-MDNI! Strictly 21+
-It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ❤️, f*ckers!
More info 👇
BANG THAT HEAD THAT DOESN'T BANG! 🤘
-A canon/AU portrayal of the title character, "Hesher" (2010).
-MDNI! Strictly 21+
-It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ❤️, f*ckers!
More info 👇
September 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"Hᴇsʜᴇʀ" ɪs ᴀ ᴛᴇʀᴍ, ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴅᴇʀɪᴠᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ "Hᴇssɪᴀɴ," ᴜsᴇᴅ ɪɴ sʟᴀɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪʙᴇ ᴀ ᴅɪᴇʜᴀʀᴅ ᴇɴᴛʜᴜsɪᴀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ.
BANG THAT HEAD THAT DOESN'T BANG! 🤘
-A canon/AU portrayal of the title character, "Hesher" (2010).
-MDNI! Strictly 21+
-It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ❤️, f*ckers!
More info 👇
BANG THAT HEAD THAT DOESN'T BANG! 🤘
-A canon/AU portrayal of the title character, "Hesher" (2010).
-MDNI! Strictly 21+
-It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ❤️, f*ckers!
More info 👇
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The Dude abides...in Reseda, man.
Sensei Lyle Larkin - Founder of Topanga Karate 🐉. The Starmaker ⭐️
Trying to enjoy retirement, but there's always something new going down in the Valley...
A #Cobrakairp OC by #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
21+. MV. No ships. No DM rp.
Sensei Lyle Larkin - Founder of Topanga Karate 🐉. The Starmaker ⭐️
Trying to enjoy retirement, but there's always something new going down in the Valley...
A #Cobrakairp OC by #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
21+. MV. No ships. No DM rp.
a man with a beard is sitting in a chair with the words this aggression will not stand man
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June 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Dude abides...in Reseda, man.
Sensei Lyle Larkin - Founder of Topanga Karate 🐉. The Starmaker ⭐️
Trying to enjoy retirement, but there's always something new going down in the Valley...
A #Cobrakairp OC by #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
21+. MV. No ships. No DM rp.
Sensei Lyle Larkin - Founder of Topanga Karate 🐉. The Starmaker ⭐️
Trying to enjoy retirement, but there's always something new going down in the Valley...
A #Cobrakairp OC by #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
21+. MV. No ships. No DM rp.
*His eyes light up*
Well now lemme see here...definitely something with baseball. Gotta be something All American if ya catch my drift.
Well now lemme see here...definitely something with baseball. Gotta be something All American if ya catch my drift.
Yes, really.
*a pause*
What… what would a programme about the snack look like..?
*a pause*
What… what would a programme about the snack look like..?
Ahh, man. Really??
What a shame.
What a shame.
April 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
*His eyes light up*
Well now lemme see here...definitely something with baseball. Gotta be something All American if ya catch my drift.
Well now lemme see here...definitely something with baseball. Gotta be something All American if ya catch my drift.
Ahh, man. Really??
What a shame.
What a shame.
*another head tilt*
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
I never knew they made a show about a fave ballpark snack. Makes ya wonder what other kinda things they'll make shows about.
March 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ahh, man. Really??
What a shame.
What a shame.
March 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I never knew they made a show about a fave ballpark snack. Makes ya wonder what other kinda things they'll make shows about.
*a slow blink, then he’s perching on the corner of Ted’s desk*
I can assure you it’s not that interesting of a can.
I can assure you it’s not that interesting of a can.
Oh well, now that sounds like a can of worms that I'd be interested in opening.
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
March 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I never knew they made a show about a fave ballpark snack. Makes ya wonder what other kinda things they'll make shows about.
Oh well, now that sounds like a can of worms that I'd be interested in opening.
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
I’m going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
March 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Oh well, now that sounds like a can of worms that I'd be interested in opening.
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
I didn’t take you for a Metallica fan.
Bang that head that doesn't bang. So says Mr. Clifford Burton.
March 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
Bang that head that doesn't bang. So says Mr. Clifford Burton.
If banging my head on my desk is a reaction then yes, you certainly did get one out of me.
Alright alright, not my best work, I know. But I got a reaction outta ya!
March 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Bang that head that doesn't bang. So says Mr. Clifford Burton.
Alright alright, not my best work, I know. But I got a reaction outta ya!
That was *horrible*!
We’re talking worse than your usual!
We’re talking worse than your usual!
Oh c'mon now, we have fun 'round here!
March 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Alright alright, not my best work, I know. But I got a reaction outta ya!
//Rewatching season 2 now 😎
March 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
//Rewatching season 2 now 😎
Oh c'mon now, we have fun 'round here!
Well they —
…
Ted.
…
Ted.
Well, I hope you made those deadlines---alive again.
*Cue a big grin*
*Cue a big grin*
March 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh c'mon now, we have fun 'round here!
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The same guy who brought you, "Is this a fucking joke?" is now proudly declaring, "It's going to work."
Writer, father, observer.
Penned by #Agent
Writer, father, observer.
Penned by #Agent
March 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The same guy who brought you, "Is this a fucking joke?" is now proudly declaring, "It's going to work."
Writer, father, observer.
Penned by #Agent
Writer, father, observer.
Penned by #Agent
Well, I hope you made those deadlines---alive again.
*Cue a big grin*
*Cue a big grin*
Unfortunately not. Deadlines don’t understand the word “weekend”.
Hope ya got some time to rest over the weekend, Trent!
March 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Well, I hope you made those deadlines---alive again.
*Cue a big grin*
*Cue a big grin*
Hope ya got some time to rest over the weekend, Trent!
March 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hope ya got some time to rest over the weekend, Trent!
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❛ I’m old fashioned—I like ‘em all, but I like ‘em one at a time. ❜
LARRY.
📷 modern / crossovers welcome
📷 descriptive / lit
📷 semi-selective
📷 ships with Hank / Donald / chemistry
☆ 21+ writer | smut in DMs | possibly NSFW content
#BITBRP | #BoysInTheBandRP | #theatrerp
↻ & ♡
LARRY.
📷 modern / crossovers welcome
📷 descriptive / lit
📷 semi-selective
📷 ships with Hank / Donald / chemistry
☆ 21+ writer | smut in DMs | possibly NSFW content
#BITBRP | #BoysInTheBandRP | #theatrerp
↻ & ♡
March 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
❛ I’m old fashioned—I like ‘em all, but I like ‘em one at a time. ❜
LARRY.
📷 modern / crossovers welcome
📷 descriptive / lit
📷 semi-selective
📷 ships with Hank / Donald / chemistry
☆ 21+ writer | smut in DMs | possibly NSFW content
#BITBRP | #BoysInTheBandRP | #theatrerp
↻ & ♡
LARRY.
📷 modern / crossovers welcome
📷 descriptive / lit
📷 semi-selective
📷 ships with Hank / Donald / chemistry
☆ 21+ writer | smut in DMs | possibly NSFW content
#BITBRP | #BoysInTheBandRP | #theatrerp
↻ & ♡