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jav.scd.lol
Ai
September 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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ritatreats.bsky.social
two executives at automattic ousted mullenweg as ceo knowing how prone he was to crashouts, wrote and signed exit packages for each other that totalled up to $8,150,000 and knew he would fire them, putting that entire cost onto the company

oh my god this is incredible
September 16, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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mathletesfoot.bsky.social
ape attack survivor @pissvortex Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress took it and asked what it was and why it said "pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X Money and she said they don't take that but when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I told her just to try it so she did but it declined which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk @Support Follow ... Austin @pissvortex Issued by Cross River Bank
September 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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ritatreats.bsky.social
apparently the coke is making him pretend to be a pirate and say he has his job back now??
September 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says "yeah, you're right, it's just lazy. He says "that's the brilliance of the comic, you can read the panels in any order." Another man says "these panels are not in the proper order." He then say "no, you can't..."
September 3, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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nintendooamerica.bsky.social
At 12 pm PT, every Super Mario fan will receive a vision from Miyamoto pertaining to the next game in the Super Mario series. This is a new and experimental way of sharing information directly to you, and some of you may die, but it's worth the risk.
August 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man is caught between closing spike walls. He says "oh boy, this is bad." He thinks hard and says "I'll have to use all my media literacy skills to get out of this one." He intensely ponders as the walls close in. The walls close in to the point where the spikes are poking him. He ponders still.
August 25, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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ellatholmes.bsky.social
The Australian government's decision to "save billions" by passing the latest #NDIS bill, thereby punishing, harming, and potentially killing many #disabled and #chronicallyill people, is heartbreaking and just so, so illogical. I'm actually fuming.
A fake screenshot of a tweet from the account “ausgovernment” (@ausgovernment4real). The tweet lists monthly expenses—Food $200, Data $150, Rent $800, Ignoring a pandemic actively disabling more aussies $?? BILLION, Military $51 BILLION—and ends with the humorous line, “someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying.” The tweet shows high engagement numbers, including thousands of replies, retweets, likes, and bookmarks.
August 22, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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dril.bsky.social
this is my main bull shit
August 8, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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nintendooamerica.bsky.social
All the people who are anti-Wii U or want to slow Wii U progress, we have one question:

if the Wii U disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through a work day without Ultra Smash, Amiibo Festival, or any other Wii U title?

Imagine the Wii U was suddenly banned.
Would you actually give it up?
August 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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nintendooamerica.bsky.social
We at Nintendo of America would like to reach out to those who feel they have had issues with Nintendo products.

Please leave a reply stating an issue you have had with a Nintendo product or service, and we won't respond lol.
Nintendo
August 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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nintendooamerica.bsky.social
For every new follower we dip a Pikmin into lead paint.
Leaded Pikmin
July 30, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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esqueer.net
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights.

Anyways, here it is.
July 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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m0tif.bsky.social
Goodnight, chat
July 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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bashback.bsky.social
This morning, Reform spokesperson Zia Yusuf made false and misleading accusations about BASH BACK.

Read our statement setting the record straight.

xoxo BASH BACK
Zia Yusuf of reform uk says BASH BACK is targeting MPs and threatening violence against them. This is not true and we strongly deny these claims. BASH BACK is a non-violent direct action group. our Guide explicitly says: "we do not condone causing physical harm to any human being". By contrast, Reform politicians have repeatedly threatened to unleash extreme violence against migrants, queers, Palestinians, people of colour and disabled people. We will not take lectures from a bigoted fascist gang who incite far-right street violence, and we will not bend the knee to a party that is brutalising queer communities. We fight for total trans liberation. these smears will not stop us. xoxo BASH BACK
July 15, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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w0lfertinger666.bsky.social
Togata is probably the only time I related to a transmasc character through sheer vulnerability and dysphoria.

he is a (heinous) character and struggling trans man simultaneously. it's awesome
July 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
i saw a tiktok about how shitting four times a day in childhood is a sign of chronic whiteness and i can't stop thinking about it
July 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
Neurotypical Walter White can still happen if people want it bad enough
July 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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dril.bsky.social
im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not
June 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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dril.bsky.social
blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website
June 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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dril.bsky.social
And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth
June 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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nintendooamerica.bsky.social
We're so sorry sir, but it appears that all of the toilets in Super Nintendo World are clogged at the moment. We know you don't want to hear this, but you'll need to use the piranha plant statue.
Piranha Plant Statue in Super Nintendo World
July 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
Fellas, is it brat to collect receipts?
July 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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junkuma.bsky.social
春の手前
May 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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nintendooamerica.bsky.social
Masahiro Sakurai sat down with us at NOA to answer some questions regarding future games, and we wanted to share what he had to say!

First question: Who on the Smash Roster wins the twerk-off?

Sakurai: "I just sat down, why would you ask me this? What is wrong with you people? Princess Daisy."
Masahiro Sakurai Smash Bros
May 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM