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Gene Bromberg
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Pittsburgher, Penn Stater, Reese and Piper's Dad. I will hopefully do less whining about the Pens, Steelers, and Arsenal than I did at the old place. But there will be SOME whining, oh yes.
I’m still salty about the “resolution” (need a sarcasm font) for the Reichenbach Falls ep.
September 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I just started coughing uncontrollably, then the tears came.
September 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
He’s pro-choice, pro-LGBT, pro-union, heck, pro-marijuana. His sudden lurch to the right (no pun intended) notwithstanding, he would become a goddam albatross for the GOP if he switched parties. And even more of a pariah than he already is.
September 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
It seems incredibly apt that I didn't draft any of those players, good or bad. Looks like another year of just make/miss the playoffs.
September 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Borat Gives a Funny Thumbs Up
Alt: Borat Gives a Funny Thumbs Up
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September 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Serendipitously this was the first post in my feed this morning and I made my purchase immediately! Got a spot all picked out on my office wall.
September 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
They both have bricks of frozen peas pressed against their groins. An exchange of knowing glances as the sound check comes to an end.
September 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
That was a major off note of the last season. Nat’s speech didn’t hit well after the Hockey Canada assault trial.
September 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I really need to watch this movie because I love the SCTV 3-D remake starring Dr. Tongue and Woody Tobias, Jr. And I feel like I’m not getting all the nuances because I haven’t seen the original.
September 5, 2026 at 1:51 PM
And Raylan hasn’t even swept his jacket away from his holster yet.
September 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
“Awwww, my shoes!”
September 5, 2026 at 3:27 AM
"Howedy YAWUHALL! Ahhh'll hab a THEBBENN AHHN THEBBENN, YAWUHALL!"

That's as close as I can come to Dr. Tongue's West Texas drawl.
September 3, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Then it will be MINE!!!
September 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Will you be re-releasing the original Agent Cooper drawing (I saw The Return version as well!).
September 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
"Those ridiculous sons" is a perfect description. As a Penn Stater (who lived in the same dorm as Jay, never met him) it's shameful how many alumni still profess that Paterno did nothing wrong. And a lot of that is due to the insidious work of, yes, those ridiculous sons.
September 2, 2026 at 1:21 PM
The "I don't wear a seatbelt" and "I'm the fastest driver I know" and "I can eat more slices of pizza than anyone" stuff should go away when you hit 30, at the latest.
September 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I'd think you could run on "I'm going to rebuild the East Wing exactly as it was, and Donald Trump is going to pay for it" platform and do quite well.
September 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Bought the complete set on VHS at a Waldenbooks, which is a very old-timey thing to say. Books are awesome too.
August 31, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Allar throwing to someone with more than a foot of separation on the last drive would've entertained.
August 28, 2026 at 2:19 AM
A serious candidate for the Best Opening Paragraph of the Year.
August 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
"Percy, you look like a bird who's swallowed a plate."
August 26, 2026 at 5:55 PM