Pat Johnston
@themeltingpat.bsky.social
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Oh hey! I'm Pat. I like baseball, video games, & rasslin.
I host a podcast called The Melting Pat. I hosted 4 radio shows years ago (sports, music, rasslin, & general talk/culture) & mashed them together. New episode every Saturday!
I have a smokin hot wife & we have a handsome melting bebe. Sup?
I host a podcast called The Melting Pat. I hosted 4 radio shows years ago (sports, music, rasslin, & general talk/culture) & mashed them together. New episode every Saturday!
I have a smokin hot wife & we have a handsome melting bebe. Sup?
I took a sick day (an office day) because my back is bothering me. If I could WFH, I could've hobbled to the basement and done stuff.
Instead, any client emailing me for their case will have to wait until tomorrow for a review.
So tell me again how these office days help with service delivery?
Instead, any client emailing me for their case will have to wait until tomorrow for a review.
So tell me again how these office days help with service delivery?
September 14, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I took a sick day (an office day) because my back is bothering me. If I could WFH, I could've hobbled to the basement and done stuff.
Instead, any client emailing me for their case will have to wait until tomorrow for a review.
So tell me again how these office days help with service delivery?
Instead, any client emailing me for their case will have to wait until tomorrow for a review.
So tell me again how these office days help with service delivery?
Episode 600 is up!
Pat rambles on 600 episodes, flat earthers, our best technological advancements, and more.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat rambles on 600 episodes, flat earthers, our best technological advancements, and more.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
September 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Episode 600 is up!
Pat rambles on 600 episodes, flat earthers, our best technological advancements, and more.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat rambles on 600 episodes, flat earthers, our best technological advancements, and more.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Interviewed for a promotion today. I feel good about it.
I hate hyping myself up, but I managed to work in that I created a policy guide for the office (not a thing that non-supervisors usually do) and that I won an agency award during the busiest year of my career.
Maybe it'll work out for me?
I hate hyping myself up, but I managed to work in that I created a policy guide for the office (not a thing that non-supervisors usually do) and that I won an agency award during the busiest year of my career.
Maybe it'll work out for me?
September 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Interviewed for a promotion today. I feel good about it.
I hate hyping myself up, but I managed to work in that I created a policy guide for the office (not a thing that non-supervisors usually do) and that I won an agency award during the busiest year of my career.
Maybe it'll work out for me?
I hate hyping myself up, but I managed to work in that I created a policy guide for the office (not a thing that non-supervisors usually do) and that I won an agency award during the busiest year of my career.
Maybe it'll work out for me?
Just me and the boy until tomorrow evening. We haven't done SHIT today. Perfect Saturday, tbh.
September 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Just me and the boy until tomorrow evening. We haven't done SHIT today. Perfect Saturday, tbh.
Episode 599 is up!
Pat plays new music from Career Day before sharing our favorite card, board, & tabletop games, and closing with an NFL scammer story.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from Career Day before sharing our favorite card, board, & tabletop games, and closing with an NFL scammer story.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
September 5, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Episode 599 is up!
Pat plays new music from Career Day before sharing our favorite card, board, & tabletop games, and closing with an NFL scammer story.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from Career Day before sharing our favorite card, board, & tabletop games, and closing with an NFL scammer story.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Oh hey! This week I want to know:
What is your favorite card, board, and/or tabletop game and why?
(You may pick one from each category.)
What is your favorite card, board, and/or tabletop game and why?
(You may pick one from each category.)
September 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Oh hey! This week I want to know:
What is your favorite card, board, and/or tabletop game and why?
(You may pick one from each category.)
What is your favorite card, board, and/or tabletop game and why?
(You may pick one from each category.)
Episode 598 is up!
At the suggestions of listeners, Pat talks Dolly Parton & Tim Curry, male opinions on Taylor Swift, Dungeon Crawler Carl, new car spy tech, and optimal donut shapes.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
At the suggestions of listeners, Pat talks Dolly Parton & Tim Curry, male opinions on Taylor Swift, Dungeon Crawler Carl, new car spy tech, and optimal donut shapes.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
August 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Episode 598 is up!
At the suggestions of listeners, Pat talks Dolly Parton & Tim Curry, male opinions on Taylor Swift, Dungeon Crawler Carl, new car spy tech, and optimal donut shapes.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
At the suggestions of listeners, Pat talks Dolly Parton & Tim Curry, male opinions on Taylor Swift, Dungeon Crawler Carl, new car spy tech, and optimal donut shapes.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Hey give me some topics to ramble about on the show this week. Please and thank you! ❤️
August 26, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Hey give me some topics to ramble about on the show this week. Please and thank you! ❤️
We just had an unplanned staff meeting, which often means sad news: My supervisor who trained me on this job died last night.
August 25, 2026 at 3:26 PM
We just had an unplanned staff meeting, which often means sad news: My supervisor who trained me on this job died last night.
Oh hey! For a future episode I want to know:
What is your favorite Nicole Kidman movie?
What is your favorite Nicole Kidman movie?
August 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Oh hey! For a future episode I want to know:
What is your favorite Nicole Kidman movie?
What is your favorite Nicole Kidman movie?
Episode 597 is up!
Pat plays new music from OUT IN FRONT, then rambles on his trip down the shore, Uber music etiquette, and scripting out the show.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from OUT IN FRONT, then rambles on his trip down the shore, Uber music etiquette, and scripting out the show.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
August 22, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Episode 597 is up!
Pat plays new music from OUT IN FRONT, then rambles on his trip down the shore, Uber music etiquette, and scripting out the show.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from OUT IN FRONT, then rambles on his trip down the shore, Uber music etiquette, and scripting out the show.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Got a work email about policy updates due to HR-1 and it just reinforces how needlessly cruel this clown show of an administration is. I hate it so much.
August 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Got a work email about policy updates due to HR-1 and it just reinforces how needlessly cruel this clown show of an administration is. I hate it so much.
Episode 596 is up!
Pat plays new music from Major League, then rambles on paying attention to your kids, MySpace returning, and decorating your dorm room.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from Major League, then rambles on paying attention to your kids, MySpace returning, and decorating your dorm room.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
August 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Episode 596 is up!
Pat plays new music from Major League, then rambles on paying attention to your kids, MySpace returning, and decorating your dorm room.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from Major League, then rambles on paying attention to your kids, MySpace returning, and decorating your dorm room.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Oh hey! For a future show I want to know:
What is the best technological advancement you've seen in your lifetime?
What is the best technological advancement you've seen in your lifetime?
August 10, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Oh hey! For a future show I want to know:
What is the best technological advancement you've seen in your lifetime?
What is the best technological advancement you've seen in your lifetime?
Episode 595 is up!
Pat plays music from A While After, then rambles on easy mode, destroying books, and life advice.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays music from A While After, then rambles on easy mode, destroying books, and life advice.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
August 8, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Episode 595 is up!
Pat plays music from A While After, then rambles on easy mode, destroying books, and life advice.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays music from A While After, then rambles on easy mode, destroying books, and life advice.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
So these are delicious
August 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
So these are delicious
My friend at work recommended the book, Home is Where the Bodies Are, so I checked out the audiobook from the library.
I love this story! I have about 90 minutes left and I cannot wait to get back to it.
I love this story! I have about 90 minutes left and I cannot wait to get back to it.
August 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
My friend at work recommended the book, Home is Where the Bodies Are, so I checked out the audiobook from the library.
I love this story! I have about 90 minutes left and I cannot wait to get back to it.
I love this story! I have about 90 minutes left and I cannot wait to get back to it.
Episode 594 is up!
Pat shares another skill he wishes he had, before getting to our favorite Ben Affleck movies.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat shares another skill he wishes he had, before getting to our favorite Ben Affleck movies.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
August 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Episode 594 is up!
Pat shares another skill he wishes he had, before getting to our favorite Ben Affleck movies.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat shares another skill he wishes he had, before getting to our favorite Ben Affleck movies.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Bonus episode of the show is up for patrons! Incompetent dads, cosmetic procedures, and weed talk from Twitch - sign up below!
July 30, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Bonus episode of the show is up for patrons! Incompetent dads, cosmetic procedures, and weed talk from Twitch - sign up below!
I won't be late for work today, but if I am it's because I stopped to pet a cat.
July 30, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I won't be late for work today, but if I am it's because I stopped to pet a cat.
My friend at work has a teenage son and wanted to know if the movie 72 Hours (Netflix) would be appropriate.
I watched it (for research, obviously). It was a fun romp! And it would be appropriate for a teen son.
I watched it (for research, obviously). It was a fun romp! And it would be appropriate for a teen son.
July 28, 2026 at 2:34 AM
My friend at work has a teenage son and wanted to know if the movie 72 Hours (Netflix) would be appropriate.
I watched it (for research, obviously). It was a fun romp! And it would be appropriate for a teen son.
I watched it (for research, obviously). It was a fun romp! And it would be appropriate for a teen son.
Sitting on the couch with the boy, I started having neck pain. He noticed and grabbed his toy doctor bag to help. I love this little dude so much
July 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Sitting on the couch with the boy, I started having neck pain. He noticed and grabbed his toy doctor bag to help. I love this little dude so much
Episode 593 is up!
Pat rambles on skills we all wish we had.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat rambles on skills we all wish we had.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
July 25, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Episode 593 is up!
Pat rambles on skills we all wish we had.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat rambles on skills we all wish we had.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Playing through a gen 1 Pokémon hack called Shin Pokémon. I like it more that Pokémon Brown, but not more than Pokémon Pure RGB. It's a fun one!
July 25, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Playing through a gen 1 Pokémon hack called Shin Pokémon. I like it more that Pokémon Brown, but not more than Pokémon Pure RGB. It's a fun one!
I finally got to watch the Pepsi, Where's My Jet documentary on Netflix and I really enjoyed it.
But also fuck Pepsi.
But also fuck Pepsi.
July 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I finally got to watch the Pepsi, Where's My Jet documentary on Netflix and I really enjoyed it.
But also fuck Pepsi.
But also fuck Pepsi.