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Rein Vorlind
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September 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Not fair that my back always hurts. I'm holding my gut in the green lifting zone, at all times.
September 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Everquest knew the true value poetry
August 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Never in my life did I expect to be eagerly awaiting America's Got Talent.
August 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I want to be the first to die in a Nene Royal mosh.
August 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
More like the Canterboring Tales.

*Sets mic back into the stand*

I don't have any other jokes. I yield the rest of my time to senator Wyden

"Shut up!"
August 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I can't be racist; some of my worst friends are clankers.
August 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
To boldly go, where no mansplain has gone before.
August 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Knee of the curve for NeNe Royal.
August 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
It's okay to be weird. It's okay to wonder if Tina Fey has listened to Crudbump. It's okay to watch all 7 seasons of 30 Rock and then listen to the whole Crudbump discog. It's okay to have medications that give you weird dreams. It's good to voice your strangeness so other weird people feel okay.
July 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I am pleased to announce that 30 Rock is just as funny, 20 years later.
July 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Good news has become so rare that I turn into a puddle for the slightest hint.
July 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Only three short years before Skynet wins.
July 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Pride month was not loud enough. Let's run it back.
July 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
June 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Whatever I was meant to do, I already didn't do it.
June 6, 2026 at 5:05 AM
A fascict hate-crime organization tried to demonize 'The Broadview Six,' but only succeeded in canonizing their superhero squad name.
Six months ago, the federal government indicted me, my friend Andre, and four others for protesting ICE.

Our trial is this month and we are facing up to $250k in legal debt.

Please help us win our case and protect all of our rights by donating to our legal defense: tinyurl.com/katandre
May 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I wonder if the Buggles knew something.
May 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Ready to test some Cataclysm.
April 24, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I'd rather listen to two conversations than participate in one.
April 23, 2026 at 12:39 AM
The Strait of Juantonio De Fuca
April 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
LLMS are not AI. Drives me nuts. It's just obfuscating the truth, like calling Climate Change Global Warming.
April 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Schrodinger's cat is the Psalms 23 of physics.
April 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Tesseract a fool.
April 2, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I would love to see The Boys olympics
March 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM