Themo Lock
@themolock.bsky.social
wrangler of magpies, fancier of cats
Gay people eat cheese.
August 28, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Gay people eat cheese.
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Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center.
Company Reps Left, Feeling "Unsafe".
Salem rich trials. 🔥🔥🔥
Company Reps Left, Feeling "Unsafe".
Salem rich trials. 🔥🔥🔥
August 8, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center.
Company Reps Left, Feeling "Unsafe".
Salem rich trials. 🔥🔥🔥
Company Reps Left, Feeling "Unsafe".
Salem rich trials. 🔥🔥🔥
Aw man, the new Starfleet Academy show is very much not written for sober adults :(
January 16, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Aw man, the new Starfleet Academy show is very much not written for sober adults :(
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Understanding How The January 6 Riot Unfolded
Honoring National Insurrection Day: ‘The Onion’ Looks Back On Jan. 6
theonion.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Understanding How The January 6 Riot Unfolded
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Putin's plan to end the war in Ukraine.
Cartoon by Michael de Adder
Cartoon by Michael de Adder
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Putin's plan to end the war in Ukraine.
Cartoon by Michael de Adder
Cartoon by Michael de Adder
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The longer this year goes on the more the satire melts away to a painful reality...
October 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The longer this year goes on the more the satire melts away to a painful reality...
Well meta permanently disabled my account with no warning or breach of rules and wont reactivate it unless i provide a "video selfie" of 18 angles of my face, which i am not doing.
September 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Well meta permanently disabled my account with no warning or breach of rules and wont reactivate it unless i provide a "video selfie" of 18 angles of my face, which i am not doing.
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Can God get an amen?
Blessed Be the Protesters!
Way to go, good humans!
www.thegodpodcast.com
April 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Can God get an amen?
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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How to deal with fascists 101.
March 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
How to deal with fascists 101.
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
mother daughter fruit heist
December 18, 2024 at 3:00 AM
mother daughter fruit heist
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Now that I’m on vacation I’d love to share my favorite quote from my absolute idle
November 28, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Now that I’m on vacation I’d love to share my favorite quote from my absolute idle
Living with a loved family member as dementia slowly takes them is a special kind of cruelty. "I love you so much" on Monday "I hate you and i know you're conspiring against me" on Wednesday, physically attacked on Friday. My heart is broken utterly and it never was in great shape. No joy, no hope.
November 27, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Living with a loved family member as dementia slowly takes them is a special kind of cruelty. "I love you so much" on Monday "I hate you and i know you're conspiring against me" on Wednesday, physically attacked on Friday. My heart is broken utterly and it never was in great shape. No joy, no hope.
November 21, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I love them so much 😭
November 19, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I love them so much 😭
This pair know full well that i carry emergency minced meat for hungry birbs.
November 19, 2024 at 11:45 PM
This pair know full well that i carry emergency minced meat for hungry birbs.
She is out of the pouch now mostly <3
November 19, 2024 at 11:36 PM
She is out of the pouch now mostly <3
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@rich-bryant.uk confirm/deny
Either someone ran the wrong video or you should never ever fuck with farmers in the UK
November 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
@rich-bryant.uk confirm/deny
My lunch friend bathing her new baby :3 seems as good of a first post as any.
November 18, 2024 at 9:03 AM
My lunch friend bathing her new baby :3 seems as good of a first post as any.