Emperor Norton I 👑
@thenortyemp.bsky.social
Cringe, degeneracy, and politics.
The worst Democrat/Biden-bro on the internet. Not really Emperor Norton. He died a long time ago. Forever 25.
"mostly normal irl" - @sadboots.bsky.social
The worst Democrat/Biden-bro on the internet. Not really Emperor Norton. He died a long time ago. Forever 25.
"mostly normal irl" - @sadboots.bsky.social
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Biden led us out of the pandemic and restored our economy.
With a 50/50 Senate and a hostile SCOTUS he signed into law some of the most progressive legislation in decades.
Through it all you complained that it wasn't enough, and moaned that he was too old.
You deserve Trump.
With a 50/50 Senate and a hostile SCOTUS he signed into law some of the most progressive legislation in decades.
Through it all you complained that it wasn't enough, and moaned that he was too old.
You deserve Trump.
If Trump had just let the Biden economy coast (no tariffs or Iran War) things would be going well.
September 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
If Trump had just let the Biden economy coast (no tariffs or Iran War) things would be going well.
Weird how the anti war left doesn't protest Trump for his Iran war.
Where are the anti war marches?
Why aren't they chanting "F*ck Donald Trump!" on the streets of DC like they did against Biden?
Where are the anti war marches?
Why aren't they chanting "F*ck Donald Trump!" on the streets of DC like they did against Biden?
September 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Weird how the anti war left doesn't protest Trump for his Iran war.
Where are the anti war marches?
Why aren't they chanting "F*ck Donald Trump!" on the streets of DC like they did against Biden?
Where are the anti war marches?
Why aren't they chanting "F*ck Donald Trump!" on the streets of DC like they did against Biden?
It's always the ones you most suspect.
Very rapey language from the Platner fanboy
Very rapey language from the Platner fanboy
September 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
It's always the ones you most suspect.
Very rapey language from the Platner fanboy
Very rapey language from the Platner fanboy
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I continue to be absolutely amazed that the conspiracy theory Jake Tapper & Alex Thompson alleged was happening under Biden—an enfeebled elderly president is being secretly managed by his aides who are hiding his declining health—is actually happening under Trump & theyve mostly just shrugged.
August 23, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I continue to be absolutely amazed that the conspiracy theory Jake Tapper & Alex Thompson alleged was happening under Biden—an enfeebled elderly president is being secretly managed by his aides who are hiding his declining health—is actually happening under Trump & theyve mostly just shrugged.
I'm convinced Platner was a GOP op.
Leftists are the GOP's useful idiots
Leftists are the GOP's useful idiots
July 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I'm convinced Platner was a GOP op.
Leftists are the GOP's useful idiots
Leftists are the GOP's useful idiots
If the GOP wanted to blow up a Dem primary to protect an incumbent would it look any different than what happened with Platner in Maine?
July 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
If the GOP wanted to blow up a Dem primary to protect an incumbent would it look any different than what happened with Platner in Maine?
53% of battleground state voters think the Dems are too far left.
8% think they are too far right.
You are in a bubble.
8% think they are too far right.
You are in a bubble.
July 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
53% of battleground state voters think the Dems are too far left.
8% think they are too far right.
You are in a bubble.
8% think they are too far right.
You are in a bubble.
I'm not a handy person. I have no useful skills. If you need a repair of any kind around the house or car, I cannot and will not do it.
You might think l, "this is simple, even he can do it."
Wrong.
I can't.
I won't.
I refuse to learn or try.
You might think l, "this is simple, even he can do it."
Wrong.
I can't.
I won't.
I refuse to learn or try.
June 29, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I'm not a handy person. I have no useful skills. If you need a repair of any kind around the house or car, I cannot and will not do it.
You might think l, "this is simple, even he can do it."
Wrong.
I can't.
I won't.
I refuse to learn or try.
You might think l, "this is simple, even he can do it."
Wrong.
I can't.
I won't.
I refuse to learn or try.
I didn't see this coming
June 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I didn't see this coming
That's not allowed?
MAGA streamer arrested at Trump's state fair...for masturbating in front of female acrobats while dressed as Uncle Sam.
Streamer dressed as Uncle Sam arrested for sex act at Great American State Fair
A STREAMER has been arrested at the Great American State Fair for allegedly masturbating during a performance. It is the latest in a string of embarrassments for President Trump’s patriotic e…
www.the-sun.com
June 28, 2026 at 2:02 AM
That's not allowed?
God bless America
June 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
God bless America
Height gap cancels out an age gap
June 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Height gap cancels out an age gap
I'm not enthusiastic about the effort to replace right wing idiots with left wing ones
June 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I'm not enthusiastic about the effort to replace right wing idiots with left wing ones
Quite verbose for a top
June 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Quite verbose for a top
That birthright citizenship isn't a quick slamdunk for SCOTUS is a bit concerning
June 26, 2026 at 5:01 PM
That birthright citizenship isn't a quick slamdunk for SCOTUS is a bit concerning
The reflecting pool stuff is a scam for Trump to shovel government money to his friends.
Hire a pal to do it poorly. Pay him to repair over and over.
It's a scam.
Hire a pal to do it poorly. Pay him to repair over and over.
It's a scam.
June 21, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The reflecting pool stuff is a scam for Trump to shovel government money to his friends.
Hire a pal to do it poorly. Pay him to repair over and over.
It's a scam.
Hire a pal to do it poorly. Pay him to repair over and over.
It's a scam.
This lib is still brunching
June 20, 2026 at 3:25 PM
This lib is still brunching
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The actual answer is that people who don't vote have absolutely bonkers and dissonant positions because they don't really think about it past brief responses to whatever news blurb they see before going back to doing whatever they like that isn't politics.
the idea that there is a latent far-left socialist majority that refuses to vote is legitimately just the political equivalent of a cargo cult
June 18, 2026 at 3:09 PM
The actual answer is that people who don't vote have absolutely bonkers and dissonant positions because they don't really think about it past brief responses to whatever news blurb they see before going back to doing whatever they like that isn't politics.
So, it cost how many billions to bomb Iran for absolutely no benefit to the US. Only now to have to pay them 300 billion more to reopen the straight?
Brilliant maneuvering Mr. President
Brilliant maneuvering Mr. President
June 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
So, it cost how many billions to bomb Iran for absolutely no benefit to the US. Only now to have to pay them 300 billion more to reopen the straight?
Brilliant maneuvering Mr. President
Brilliant maneuvering Mr. President
Come get a bite
June 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Come get a bite
Texas BBQ is really expensive rn and only getting worse.
Texas BBQ is already on the precipice right now - like all of them. You add "rising beef prices" into the mix, and most of those restaurants are gone.
June 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Texas BBQ is really expensive rn and only getting worse.
With the voting rights act gone, Dems can now put the FDR coalition back together, but only if they get a lot more racist
May 8, 2026 at 12:01 PM
With the voting rights act gone, Dems can now put the FDR coalition back together, but only if they get a lot more racist