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Taco Bell Introduces New "Build It Yourself" 7 Ingredient Package
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Taco Bell Introduces New "Build It Yourself" 7 Ingredient Package
Posted Sept. 8, 2026
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September 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
White Supremacist Behind Scores of Anti-Indian Invectives Revealed to be Pakistani National
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White Supremacist Behind Scores of Anti-Indian Invectives Revealed to be Pakistani National
Posted Sept. 7, 2026
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September 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Clippers Owner Steve Ballmer Charged by SEC for Failing to Bribe SEC While Committing Investor Fraud
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Clippers Owner Steve Ballmer Charged by SEC for Failing to Bribe SEC While Committing Investor Fraud
Posted Sept. 2, 2026
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September 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Vance Relegated to Recording Trump Sex Tapes in Cuck Chair
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Vance Relegated to Recording Trump Sex Tapes in Cuck Chair
Posted Sept. 1, 2026
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September 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Dolly Parton Given Respectful 15 Seconds Before Death Milked for Content
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Dolly Parton Given Respectful 15 Seconds Before Death Milked for Content
Posted Aug. 31, 2026
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September 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Annual Charity Held for Rich People to Jerk Off Wealth
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Annual Charity Held for Rich People to Jerk Off Wealth
Posted Aug. 27, 2026
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August 28, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Women and Non-Binary Space Excludes AMAB Non-Binaries on Basis of Lack of Historical Oppression
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Women and Non-Binary Space Excludes AMAB Non-Binaries on Basis of Lack of Historical Oppression
Posted Aug. 23, 2026
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August 23, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Rockstar Offering $20 Applebee's Gift Card to Anyone Who Catches GTA VI Leaker
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Rockstar Offering $20 Applebee's Gift Card to Anyone Who Catches GTA VI Leaker
Posted Aug. 23, 2026
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August 23, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Experian Finds Sports-Betting Third Highest Source of Credit Card Debt for Americans
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Experian Finds Sports-Betting Third Highest Source of Credit Card Debt for Americans
Posted Aug. 21, 2026
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August 21, 2026 at 6:23 PM
US in Talks with China to Start War Before Election Season
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US in Talks with China to Start War Before Election Season
Posted July 17, 2026
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July 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Area Town Punished For Not Thinking and Praying Hard Enough to Stop Mass Shooting
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Area Town Punished For Not Thinking and Praying Hard Enough to Stop Mass Shooting
Posted July 16, 2026
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July 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Growing Number of Americans Report Speaking No Languages
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Growing Number of Americans Report Speaking No Languages
Posted July 15, 2026
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July 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Study Finds AI Hallucination Rate Now Less Than Manager
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Study Finds AI Hallucination Rate Now Less Than Manager
Posted July 7, 2026
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July 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Senator Grassley Revealed to Have Been Dead for Past 8 Months
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Senator Grassley Revealed to Have Been Dead for Past 8 Months
Posted July 6, 2026
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July 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Mother Sues Child for Mental Distress Caused by Birth
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Mother Sues Child for Mental Distress Caused by Birth
Posted July 5, 2026
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July 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Soccer Player Dead After Refs Mistake Stroke for Foul-Baiting
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Soccer Player Dead After Refs Mistake Stroke for Foul-Baiting
Posted July 3, 2026
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July 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Trans Teacher Arrested for Sexual Perversion of Minors
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Trans Teacher Arrested for Sexual Perversion of Minors
Posted July 2, 2026
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July 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Britain Announces Phone License to Restrict Child Usage
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Britain Announces Phone License to Restrict Child Usage
Posted June 30, 2026
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July 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
NYU Student Desperately Searching FB Marketplace for Knicks Jersey After Seeing Taylor Swift at Game
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NYU Student Desperately Searching FB Marketplace for Knicks Jersey After Seeing Taylor Swift at Game
Posted June 13, 2026
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June 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Level 10 Gyatt Busses Despite Lack of Rizz the Ocky Way
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Level 10 Gyatt Busses Despite Lack of Rizz the Ocky Way
Posted May 30, 2026
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May 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Israel Tracks Down and Kills Reincarnation of Hamas Militant
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Israel Tracks Down and Kills Reincarnation of Hamas Militant
Posted May 29, 2026
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May 29, 2026 at 11:13 AM
"You Will Own Nothing and Be Happy": Larry Ellison Proposes Bright Vision of Future
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"You Will Own Nothing and Be Happy": Larry Ellison Proposes Bright Vision of Future
Posted May 26, 2026
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May 27, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Area Liberal Still Hung Up Over Fascist Takeover of Government
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Area Liberal Still Hung Up Over Fascist Takeover of Government
Posted May 18, 2026
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May 18, 2026 at 6:53 PM
White People to Go Extinct by 2065, Experts Say
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White People to Go Extinct by 2065, Experts Say
Posted May 7, 2026
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May 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Petit Bourgeoisie Thoroughly Enjoyed Semester Cosplay as Proletariat
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Petit Bourgeoisie Thoroughly Enjoyed Semester Cosplay as Proletariat
Posted May 4, 2026
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May 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM