Murphy’s Law
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Murphy’s Law
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· May 1
$4.99 FOR A GALLON OF UNLEADED!?!?! ARE WE FUCKING JOKING?!?! I CANT EVEN AFFORD TO GO TO WORK ANYMORE!!!!
Every accusation…..
DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin: "The only way you can take a republic country like the United States and turn it into a communist country is by causing chaos on purpose and then saying, 'hey look, government is a mess. You need us, the communist country, to rule you.' It's insane."
September 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Every accusation…..
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🔥Jewish Actor Mandy Patinkin (brillant in Homeland) gets really passionate about Gaza and the child killer Benjamin Netanyahu.
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June 19, 2026 at 4:19 AM
🔥Jewish Actor Mandy Patinkin (brillant in Homeland) gets really passionate about Gaza and the child killer Benjamin Netanyahu.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Holy shit! This is gonna be good!
September 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Holy shit! This is gonna be good!
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Being a server, working 36 hours between two jobs to make rent… LATE. I just got sent home from one of my jobs for being a “zombie”…. Couldn’t argue… came home….
August 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Being a server, working 36 hours between two jobs to make rent… LATE. I just got sent home from one of my jobs for being a “zombie”…. Couldn’t argue… came home….
Me: *talking shit to a Disney movie*
Hubby: “no hanky tonight, I’m feeling…”
Hubby: “no hanky tonight, I’m feeling…”
August 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Me: *talking shit to a Disney movie*
Hubby: “no hanky tonight, I’m feeling…”
Hubby: “no hanky tonight, I’m feeling…”
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I have been informed this was someone impersonating ICE which is somehow even funnier.
July 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I have been informed this was someone impersonating ICE which is somehow even funnier.
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Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 6 weeks(!) in the hospital.
Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare.
The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave—is now getting all three.
Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare.
The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave—is now getting all three.
July 26, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 6 weeks(!) in the hospital.
Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare.
The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave—is now getting all three.
Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare.
The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave—is now getting all three.
Kaitlyn Collins should have stood up, flipped him off, grabbed her things and left, on camera. Grace doesn’t always win.
What did everyone expect to happen?
Fool me…so many times.
Fool me…so many times.
July 26, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Kaitlyn Collins should have stood up, flipped him off, grabbed her things and left, on camera. Grace doesn’t always win.
Mf mistook Kaitlan Collins for Dylan Mulvaney… did he mean that as an insult???
He also mistook E. Jean Caroll for his wife…
25th this dipshit already!
He also mistook E. Jean Caroll for his wife…
25th this dipshit already!
Every “journalist” at this dinner should hang their heads in shame.
July 25, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Mf mistook Kaitlan Collins for Dylan Mulvaney… did he mean that as an insult???
He also mistook E. Jean Caroll for his wife…
25th this dipshit already!
He also mistook E. Jean Caroll for his wife…
25th this dipshit already!
“…the first UFC fight…” does he mean EVER, or that he is planning more UFC fights on the WH lawn??
Trump is now deep into a speech that White House officials said would be “unifying but vicious.”
The president — who normally speaks to crowds of fans who laugh at his jokes — is being met by extended silence.
The president — who normally speaks to crowds of fans who laugh at his jokes — is being met by extended silence.
July 25, 2026 at 4:21 AM
“…the first UFC fight…” does he mean EVER, or that he is planning more UFC fights on the WH lawn??
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Still the best speech in the LOTR trilogy. And feels extremely relevant to the times we live in. A lot of days do feel this hopeless.
July 24, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Still the best speech in the LOTR trilogy. And feels extremely relevant to the times we live in. A lot of days do feel this hopeless.
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Heads up:
Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names:
Marketside (sold at Walmart)
Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms)
Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods)
Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh.
AVOID ALL OF THEM
Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names:
Marketside (sold at Walmart)
Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms)
Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods)
Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh.
AVOID ALL OF THEM
July 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Heads up:
Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names:
Marketside (sold at Walmart)
Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms)
Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods)
Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh.
AVOID ALL OF THEM
Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names:
Marketside (sold at Walmart)
Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms)
Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods)
Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh.
AVOID ALL OF THEM
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Explosive diarrhea doesn't lie, but RepubliKKKans always do.
July 20, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Explosive diarrhea doesn't lie, but RepubliKKKans always do.
As much as I hate all of the normalized violence we see in the US right now, I love to see the oppressed begin to swing back.
Punch all of your local Nazis.
Punch all of your local Nazis.
Right-wing bigot forgot he wasn’t still a faceless, nameless troll account on social media. Oops.
July 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
As much as I hate all of the normalized violence we see in the US right now, I love to see the oppressed begin to swing back.
Punch all of your local Nazis.
Punch all of your local Nazis.
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Dear @warnock.senate.gov,
We are alarmed.
and one of the things that terrifies us, is the fact that we see you and your colleagues doing nothing towards impeaching and removing the dire threat to our democracy.
Every day, all we see is inaction. Do your jobs.
We are alarmed.
and one of the things that terrifies us, is the fact that we see you and your colleagues doing nothing towards impeaching and removing the dire threat to our democracy.
Every day, all we see is inaction. Do your jobs.
July 18, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Dear @warnock.senate.gov,
We are alarmed.
and one of the things that terrifies us, is the fact that we see you and your colleagues doing nothing towards impeaching and removing the dire threat to our democracy.
Every day, all we see is inaction. Do your jobs.
We are alarmed.
and one of the things that terrifies us, is the fact that we see you and your colleagues doing nothing towards impeaching and removing the dire threat to our democracy.
Every day, all we see is inaction. Do your jobs.
My bf just said, “says the man that’s not even ‘handsome’… he’s straight up ‘pretty’…”
The same folks who are *obsessed* with banning gender affirming care in civilian life are going to provide gender affirming care in the military. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
July 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
My bf just said, “says the man that’s not even ‘handsome’… he’s straight up ‘pretty’…”
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The two ICE agents who murdered a civilian in Biddeford, Maine today. Let's make them famous.
July 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
The two ICE agents who murdered a civilian in Biddeford, Maine today. Let's make them famous.
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ACTIVE DUTY AIR FORCE MAJOR CALLS FOR THE IMPEACHMENT OF TRUMP!
This speech is historical ✊
This speech is historical ✊
July 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM
ACTIVE DUTY AIR FORCE MAJOR CALLS FOR THE IMPEACHMENT OF TRUMP!
This speech is historical ✊
This speech is historical ✊
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ICE/Geo drove into a demonstrator today.
June 21, 2026 at 8:38 PM
ICE/Geo drove into a demonstrator today.
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⚠️ WARNING:
ICE abducted a pet owner, leaving two dogs to starve for a week. Only the landlord saved them. This isn't a mistake; it’s a sickening pattern. When agencies treat people as disposable, innocent lives become collateral. This cruelty must end.
ICE abducted a pet owner, leaving two dogs to starve for a week. Only the landlord saved them. This isn't a mistake; it’s a sickening pattern. When agencies treat people as disposable, innocent lives become collateral. This cruelty must end.
June 21, 2026 at 1:45 AM
⚠️ WARNING:
ICE abducted a pet owner, leaving two dogs to starve for a week. Only the landlord saved them. This isn't a mistake; it’s a sickening pattern. When agencies treat people as disposable, innocent lives become collateral. This cruelty must end.
ICE abducted a pet owner, leaving two dogs to starve for a week. Only the landlord saved them. This isn't a mistake; it’s a sickening pattern. When agencies treat people as disposable, innocent lives become collateral. This cruelty must end.
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FIFA takes away Iranian flags at the US stadiums
June 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
FIFA takes away Iranian flags at the US stadiums
The Reflecting Pool is now AlgaeBTQIA+…
(Science joke to offend conservatives)
(Science joke to offend conservatives)
June 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The Reflecting Pool is now AlgaeBTQIA+…
(Science joke to offend conservatives)
(Science joke to offend conservatives)