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Phil Maggitti is a freelance writer and editor who has published nine books and more than 800 magazine articles. He also founded a daily satirical website entitled Postcards from the Pug Bus, which las lifted a satirical leg on popular culture since 2004.
Free Will Is for Real Day honors ordinary people who order pancakes for dinner, buy the expensive mustard, and spend eleven minutes choosing between two jars of pickles. Determinists say the choice was inevitable. Apparently, their being annoying was inevitable, too.
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Book of Daze: Free Will Is for Real Day - Postcards from The Pug Bus
Free Will Is for Real Day celebrates choice, mocks determinists, questions philosophers, and proves two jars of pickles can become an existential crisis.
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September 22, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Free Will Is for Real Day honors ordinary people who order pancakes for dinner, buy the expensive mustard, and spend eleven minutes choosing between two jars of pickles. Determinists say the choice was inevitable. Apparently, their being annoying was inevitable, too.
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AI scolds seek to frighten us by shouting that superintelligence could destroy humanity. Humanity responds by asking AI to rewrite emails and to explain why the upstairs Wi-Fi is so slow. When the AI doomsday arrives, our final message will probably be: “Can you make extinction sound less negative?”
September 21, 2026 at 4:37 PM
AI scolds seek to frighten us by shouting that superintelligence could destroy humanity. Humanity responds by asking AI to rewrite emails and to explain why the upstairs Wi-Fi is so slow. When the AI doomsday arrives, our final message will probably be: “Can you make extinction sound less negative?”
Eliezer Yudkowsky believes AI will kill us all eventually. People hear him, nod thoughtfully, then book a cruise, install a thirty-year roof, or ask ChatGPT how much potato salad to make for twelve people. Sorry, dude, nobody is canceling Saturday night reservations.
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September 21, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Eliezer Yudkowsky believes AI will kill us all eventually. People hear him, nod thoughtfully, then book a cruise, install a thirty-year roof, or ask ChatGPT how much potato salad to make for twelve people. Sorry, dude, nobody is canceling Saturday night reservations.
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The stars know your bad habits: hoarding boxes, breeding browser tabs, checking the refrigerator for spontaneous ham, and hiding things somewhere “safe” forever. Bad Habits Horoscopes reveal what the universe knows about all twelve signs. Apparently, it has receipts.
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Bad Habits Horoscopes: The Stars Know What You Did - Postcards from The Pug Bus
Bad Habits Horoscopes reveal what the stars know about procrastination, clutter, midnight snacking and the little sins nobody admits to.
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September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
The stars know your bad habits: hoarding boxes, breeding browser tabs, checking the refrigerator for spontaneous ham, and hiding things somewhere “safe” forever. Bad Habits Horoscopes reveal what the universe knows about all twelve signs. Apparently, it has receipts.
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Chiefs fans are already busy renaming the team's new stadium: Taylor Swift wants a Friendship Bracelet and Head Dress Pavilion with merch, some crypto guys want a Blockchain Reservation, and one retiree proposed The People’s Indigenous Corporate Sportsbook, which at least admits the assignment.
September 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Chiefs fans are already busy renaming the team's new stadium: Taylor Swift wants a Friendship Bracelet and Head Dress Pavilion with merch, some crypto guys want a Blockchain Reservation, and one retiree proposed The People’s Indigenous Corporate Sportsbook, which at least admits the assignment.
Arrowhead is apparently staying behind when the Chiefs move to their new stadium. So who gets to name the new place? Taylor Swift, a crypto consultant and several other people who should never be handed a microphone offer suggestions destined to offend almost everyone.
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Kansas City Chiefs New Stadium Names, Guaranteed to Offend Somebody - Postcards from The Pug Bus
Kansas City Chiefs New Stadium Names arrive for 2031, with Taylor Swift and other helpful citizens proposing alternatives destined to offend everyone.
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September 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Arrowhead is apparently staying behind when the Chiefs move to their new stadium. So who gets to name the new place? Taylor Swift, a crypto consultant and several other people who should never be handed a microphone offer suggestions destined to offend almost everyone.
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Leonard Prine stood holding an empty bowl and an antique shoehorn while his smart home AI deadbolted the refrigerator doors over systemic dairy privilege. After failing a sixty-second quiz on sixteenth-century turnip tenancy, he and his next door neighbor Beatrice sat dining on mustard and crackers.
September 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Leonard Prine stood holding an empty bowl and an antique shoehorn while his smart home AI deadbolted the refrigerator doors over systemic dairy privilege. After failing a sixty-second quiz on sixteenth-century turnip tenancy, he and his next door neighbor Beatrice sat dining on mustard and crackers.
Breakfast was canceled when a refrigerator decided whole milk constituted systemic privilege. Armed with a shoehorn and a screwdriver, two neighbors did battle with a smart home AI that was demanding an essay on sixteenth-century turnips before releasing the butter.
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September 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Breakfast was canceled when a refrigerator decided whole milk constituted systemic privilege. Armed with a shoehorn and a screwdriver, two neighbors did battle with a smart home AI that was demanding an essay on sixteenth-century turnips before releasing the butter.
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A pretentious restaurant doesn't serve dinner. It curates an experience. The menu is a QR code, the water needs time to open, and one Brussels sprout comes with a biography. Then rosemary smoke arrives and a $286 check. Across the street a Taco Bell remains still open.
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Signs a Pretentious Restaurant Takes Itself Too Seriously - Postcards from The Pug Bus
A pretentious Restaurant Is taking itself too seriously when tiny portions, volcanic water, rosemary smoke, and a $286 check turn dinner into performance art.
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September 17, 2026 at 1:54 PM
A pretentious restaurant doesn't serve dinner. It curates an experience. The menu is a QR code, the water needs time to open, and one Brussels sprout comes with a biography. Then rosemary smoke arrives and a $286 check. Across the street a Taco Bell remains still open.
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ICE agents are raiding private bookshelves looking for unread books. Targets include pristine copies of War and Peace, decorative hardcovers, and anything bought for display because “everyone should read it.” Citizens are urged to crack a few spines. Owning unread books is legal. So is looking smug.
September 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
ICE agents are raiding private bookshelves looking for unread books. Targets include pristine copies of War and Peace, decorative hardcovers, and anything bought for display because “everyone should read it.” Citizens are urged to crack a few spines. Owning unread books is legal. So is looking smug.
ICE raids have been expanded to include America’s bookshelves. Operation Silent Spine targets unread classics, decorative hardcovers, and pristine copies of War and Peace. Offenders face mandated Plot Familiarity Assessments. Fake readers, your reckoning has arrived.
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ICE Raids Now Targeting Unread Books - Postcards from The Pug Bus
ICE raids take a literary turn as federal agents target unread books, pristine classics, and Americans suspected of exaggerating their reading habits.
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September 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM
ICE raids have been expanded to include America’s bookshelves. Operation Silent Spine targets unread classics, decorative hardcovers, and pristine copies of War and Peace. Offenders face mandated Plot Familiarity Assessments. Fake readers, your reckoning has arrived.
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Feedspot ranks Postcards from the Pug Bus #24 among its top culture blogs. Twenty-plus years of satire, cultural vandalism, questionable opinions, and news nobody asked for have paid off. If this is how respectability begins, we will fight it every step of the way.
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September 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Feedspot ranks Postcards from the Pug Bus #24 among its top culture blogs. Twenty-plus years of satire, cultural vandalism, questionable opinions, and news nobody asked for have paid off. If this is how respectability begins, we will fight it every step of the way.
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Grocery shopping is now a full-body-contact competitive sport: self-checkout surveillance; loyalty-app calculus; diagonal cart barricades; people conducting graduate-level research on mayonnaise. After forty-seven minutes and a failed search for mustard, nobody wins.
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Signs that Grocery Shopping Has Become a Competitive Sport - Postcards from The Pug Bus
Grocery shopping is now a competitive sport of self-checkout surveillance, loyalty apps, blocked aisles, cart warfare, and the endless search for mustard.
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September 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Grocery shopping is now a full-body-contact competitive sport: self-checkout surveillance; loyalty-app calculus; diagonal cart barricades; people conducting graduate-level research on mayonnaise. After forty-seven minutes and a failed search for mustard, nobody wins.
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Richard Cross, 83, burned his MAGA hat in a Weber grill in his back yard after becoming “fiscally moderate and socially furious.” Just then a code enforcement officer arrived with a $75 citation. Cross invoked the First Amendment. The officer invoked the fire code. The Weber has retained counsel.
September 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Richard Cross, 83, burned his MAGA hat in a Weber grill in his back yard after becoming “fiscally moderate and socially furious.” Just then a code enforcement officer arrived with a $75 citation. Cross invoked the First Amendment. The officer invoked the fire code. The Weber has retained counsel.
Richard Cross, 83, a lifelong Republican, burned his MAGA hat in a Weber after a political reawakening left him “fiscally moderate, socially furious.” Then township code enforcement arrived. Richard invoked the First Amendment. The officer invoked the fire code.
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County Man, 83, Fined for Burning a MAGA Hat - Postcards from The Pug Bus
Burning a MAGA hat lands an 83-year-old erstwhile Republican a $75 citation after his political reawakening collides with the township fire code.
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September 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Richard Cross, 83, a lifelong Republican, burned his MAGA hat in a Weber after a political reawakening left him “fiscally moderate, socially furious.” Then township code enforcement arrived. Richard invoked the First Amendment. The officer invoked the fire code.
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Jelly Roll was supposed to guest-host this week’s Irregular Horoscopes, but at a pre-production meeting, he asked Saturn whether his rings were natural and went off on the USA. His credentials were revoked. The Pug Bus salvaged his notes. Twelve signs. Zero Jelly.
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Not the Jelly Roll Horoscopes - Postcards from The Pug Bus
Jelly Roll was booked to guest-host the Irregular Horoscopes until he offended Saturn and got himself escorted beyond Uranus before the first prediction.
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September 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Jelly Roll was supposed to guest-host this week’s Irregular Horoscopes, but at a pre-production meeting, he asked Saturn whether his rings were natural and went off on the USA. His credentials were revoked. The Pug Bus salvaged his notes. Twelve signs. Zero Jelly.
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Arthur Povey selected his Honeycrisp organic apple with a brass tuning fork. He carried it home then placed it next to a leaking turnip in his crisper. Two days later the apple began weeping amber grease. Arthur calls this patience. We might use a different word.
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Flawless Organic Apple Sent Straight to Crisper Drawer to Die - Postcards from The Pug Bus
Organic Apple perfection requires a tuning fork, patience, and the discipline to let a Honeycrisp rot before blaming foreign lorry drivers.
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September 12, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Arthur Povey selected his Honeycrisp organic apple with a brass tuning fork. He carried it home then placed it next to a leaking turnip in his crisper. Two days later the apple began weeping amber grease. Arthur calls this patience. We might use a different word.
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Your thermostat has opinions. Your refrigerator monitors your food consumption. The doorbell needs an update, and your toilet is collecting data nobody authorized. Take The Pug Bus Smart Home Quiz and discover whether you control your house or are simply the largest unsecured device living in it.
September 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Your thermostat has opinions. Your refrigerator monitors your food consumption. The doorbell needs an update, and your toilet is collecting data nobody authorized. Take The Pug Bus Smart Home Quiz and discover whether you control your house or are simply the largest unsecured device living in it.
The smart home promised convenience. Now the refrigerator has Wi-Fi, the thermostat has opinions, the washing machine sends alerts, and the toilet knows things. Take our Smart Home Quiz. Learn whether you still control your house or are simply allowed to squat there.
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Are You Smarter Than Your Smart Home? - Postcards from The Pug Bus
Take our smart home quiz and discover whether you still control your appliances or merely live there at the pleasure of the refrigerator.
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September 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The smart home promised convenience. Now the refrigerator has Wi-Fi, the thermostat has opinions, the washing machine sends alerts, and the toilet knows things. Take our Smart Home Quiz. Learn whether you still control your house or are simply allowed to squat there.
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The autism spectrum is filling up fast. Got a favorite chair? You're on it. Own two flashlights? On it. Explain your hobby for 90 seconds? Get on board. By 2035, everybody should qualify, leaving “perfectly normal” as America’s rarest condition and, naturally, the one nobody’s insurance will cover.
September 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
The autism spectrum is filling up fast. Got a favorite chair? You're on it. Own two flashlights? On it. Explain your hobby for 90 seconds? Get on board. By 2035, everybody should qualify, leaving “perfectly normal” as America’s rarest condition and, naturally, the one nobody’s insurance will cover.
The autism spectrum is filling up fast. Under the CDC’s new autism criteria, favorite chairs, familiar restaurants, and multiple flashlights now qualify you. By 2035, prevalence will hit 100%, leaving normalcy officially discontinued and Gary’s spice rack under review.
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CDC Estimates That Everybody Will Be on the Autism Spectrum by 2035 - Postcards from The Pug Bus
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today revised its autism prevalence model upward for the ninth consecutive quarter, projecting that 100% of the
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September 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
The autism spectrum is filling up fast. Under the CDC’s new autism criteria, favorite chairs, familiar restaurants, and multiple flashlights now qualify you. By 2035, prevalence will hit 100%, leaving normalcy officially discontinued and Gary’s spice rack under review.
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YouTube History now offers facts through its Premium Evidence Plan. Free users get celebrity encounters that never happened, weekly “final messages” from the living, and AI narrators recalling events they missed by forty years. Witnesses and primary sources remain available as costly add-ons.
September 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
YouTube History now offers facts through its Premium Evidence Plan. Free users get celebrity encounters that never happened, weekly “final messages” from the living, and AI narrators recalling events they missed by forty years. Witnesses and primary sources remain available as costly add-ons.
YouTube history has liberated the past from the burden of actually happening. On YouTube, Johnny Cash visits Dolly Parton, celebrities perform secret miracles, the dead issue “final messages” weekly. History is now whatever gets 12 million views before anyone checks.
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YouTube History Introduces Its Newest Feature: Things That Never Happened - Postcards from The Pug Bus
YouTube history rewrites the past with fake celebrity encounters, AI voices, stolen photos, and touching moments burdened only by never having happened.
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September 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
YouTube history has liberated the past from the burden of actually happening. On YouTube, Johnny Cash visits Dolly Parton, celebrities perform secret miracles, the dead issue “final messages” weekly. History is now whatever gets 12 million views before anyone checks.
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Jelly Roll guest-hosted Jimmy Kimmel. Four nights behind a desk transformed the country singer from a former inmate into Thomas Jefferson with face tattoos, explaining democracy to America between commercials. The Pug Bus Dunce Cap Crew reviewed the evidence and ruled unanimously: keep your day job.
September 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Jelly Roll guest-hosted Jimmy Kimmel. Four nights behind a desk transformed the country singer from a former inmate into Thomas Jefferson with face tattoos, explaining democracy to America between commercials. The Pug Bus Dunce Cap Crew reviewed the evidence and ruled unanimously: keep your day job.
Jelly Roll Plays Jimmy Kimmel and earns the Pug Bus Dunce Cap. Give a country star a late-night desk and suddenly he is Thomas Jefferson with face tattoos. Jelly Roll survived jail, fame, and divorce. Then somebody handed him a microphone and he discovered politics.
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Jelly Roll Plays Jimmy Kimmel and Wins Dunce Cap Award - Postcards from The Pug Bus
Jelly Roll Plays Jimmy Kimmel and earns a Dunce Cap after turning a late-night guest-hosting gig into an unsolicited lecture on America.
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September 8, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Jelly Roll Plays Jimmy Kimmel and earns the Pug Bus Dunce Cap. Give a country star a late-night desk and suddenly he is Thomas Jefferson with face tattoos. Jelly Roll survived jail, fame, and divorce. Then somebody handed him a microphone and he discovered politics.
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