The Randal
@therandalhandle.bsky.social
Calling it as I see it
Be free and do no harm
Be free and do no harm
Something needs to change ASAP.
Millions can't afford basic necessities.
The stock market is a shell game.
The debt is over 40 trillion.
ICE is killing and kidnapping.
The executive branch is full of morons/pedophiles.
It's probably past time for a general strike.
When is it going to be enough?
Millions can't afford basic necessities.
The stock market is a shell game.
The debt is over 40 trillion.
ICE is killing and kidnapping.
The executive branch is full of morons/pedophiles.
It's probably past time for a general strike.
When is it going to be enough?
September 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Something needs to change ASAP.
Millions can't afford basic necessities.
The stock market is a shell game.
The debt is over 40 trillion.
ICE is killing and kidnapping.
The executive branch is full of morons/pedophiles.
It's probably past time for a general strike.
When is it going to be enough?
Millions can't afford basic necessities.
The stock market is a shell game.
The debt is over 40 trillion.
ICE is killing and kidnapping.
The executive branch is full of morons/pedophiles.
It's probably past time for a general strike.
When is it going to be enough?
We're all going to be rich I tell you, rich!
September 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
We're all going to be rich I tell you, rich!
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It is a terrifying thing to know that you will not be mourned.
Many of your MAGA friends are learning this lesson today, if they didn't already learn it from Charlie Kirk.
Americans hold a grudge.
Many of your MAGA friends are learning this lesson today, if they didn't already learn it from Charlie Kirk.
Americans hold a grudge.
July 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It is a terrifying thing to know that you will not be mourned.
Many of your MAGA friends are learning this lesson today, if they didn't already learn it from Charlie Kirk.
Americans hold a grudge.
Many of your MAGA friends are learning this lesson today, if they didn't already learn it from Charlie Kirk.
Americans hold a grudge.
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Worth every second
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Worth every second
Imagine if what happened today was a movie you were watching. You'd either be falling out of your chair laughing or saying "pffff yeah right" every thirty seconds.
This is beyond absurdity
This is beyond absurdity
Trump in a single gaggle on Air Force One just threatened:
-- a second strike against Venezuela
-- Cuba
-- Mexico
-- Colombia
-- Iran
-- Greenland (which in turn would be an attack on the EU and Denmark)
-- a second strike against Venezuela
-- Cuba
-- Mexico
-- Colombia
-- Iran
-- Greenland (which in turn would be an attack on the EU and Denmark)
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Imagine if what happened today was a movie you were watching. You'd either be falling out of your chair laughing or saying "pffff yeah right" every thirty seconds.
This is beyond absurdity
This is beyond absurdity
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BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.
September 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.
This scum of the earth who is right behind the VP in the chain of succession is spouting Qanon bullshit....
September 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This scum of the earth who is right behind the VP in the chain of succession is spouting Qanon bullshit....
Up is down. Down is up.
September 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Up is down. Down is up.
The template is in the comments if you'd like to make your own
August 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The template is in the comments if you'd like to make your own
Please enjoy this meme
July 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Please enjoy this meme
That's about the size of it. Binary choices are not typically fair or reasonable.
Either (1) unaccountable secret police violating rights or (2) criminal sex traffickers?
I choose the not-remotely-secret third option: rule of law. You know, with professional law enforcement, due process, the Bill of Rights, stuff like that.
I choose the not-remotely-secret third option: rule of law. You know, with professional law enforcement, due process, the Bill of Rights, stuff like that.
This is Bush’s “you are either with us, or you are with the terrorists" but fermented in red pill extract for over two decades
July 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
That's about the size of it. Binary choices are not typically fair or reasonable.
Absolutely sickening. If you are not preparing for the worst right now I don't know what to tell you
Don't forget that the Supreme Court has undertaken this radical expansion of executive power and personal immunity not for some ordinary Republican but for the most corrupt president In American history. They're doing it for THIS GUY, who is guaranteed to abuse every ounce of power he's given.
June 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Absolutely sickening. If you are not preparing for the worst right now I don't know what to tell you
This is so embarrassing and pathetic that I almost feel bad.
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
June 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This is so embarrassing and pathetic that I almost feel bad.
It's hard to fathom how much blind hatred resides in the hearts of my fellow Americans I would think that even the most die-hard racist who doesn't care about taxpayer-funded evil could understand the economic impacts of mass deportation
June 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's hard to fathom how much blind hatred resides in the hearts of my fellow Americans I would think that even the most die-hard racist who doesn't care about taxpayer-funded evil could understand the economic impacts of mass deportation
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The spin has already started as if our entire city is in chaos. I went from Burbank all the way over to Koreatown on surface streets tonight and jackshit was happening. The CNN coverage makes it look like world war 3 and that’s what Trump wants so he and his fucking goons can come shoot Angelenos.
June 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The spin has already started as if our entire city is in chaos. I went from Burbank all the way over to Koreatown on surface streets tonight and jackshit was happening. The CNN coverage makes it look like world war 3 and that’s what Trump wants so he and his fucking goons can come shoot Angelenos.
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Get ready to do your part to make it happen.
I asked Grok to make a list of all the prosecutable crimes committed by Elon Musk and Donald Trump since Trump took office in 2025 and Musk’s Ai delivered 🧵 1/
I asked Grok to make a list of all the prosecutable crimes committed by Elon Musk and Donald Trump since Trump took office in 2025 and Musk’s Ai delivered 🧵 1/
February 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Probably going to get some use out of this one
February 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Probably going to get some use out of this one