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Berdly
@therealberdly.bsky.social
THE SKY IS BLUE!!

Looking for more Berdlies to be my friend, I am such a LONELY BIRB

Strictly SFW account. Part-time RPer. More angsty RPs may contain allusions to depression and self-harm for story purposes, be warned!
(Real ;-;
September 19, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Apparently there are wildfires in the northern regions of the continent, the smoke from which is being blown by the winds into our direction! It is sort of unsettling, but extremely beautiful!
July 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
“Why, how could I disagree with that? Our intellects and personalities play off of each other exceptionally well, don’t they?“

*Thoughts: Does she secretly hate me and did I wrong her..? fuck… I can’t just ask. I need to maintain my composure…*
July 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Of course, Noelle! I am a master at socializing! If you remember me being scared of socializing when we were very small, you are most likely misremembering the past! Everyone at the school is utterly enamored with me!

*Thoughts: I can’t socialize for shit and I am really fucking depressed*
July 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
My feathers will not take kindly to this! They bring about a greenhouse effect! My internal organs will overheat!
July 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
He seemed rather funny and intelligent, although he was somewhat prone to telling every single person other than his closest friend to “scram” in a rather friendly manner. I do hope this warm weather somehow imbues a lesson into his soul about how to treat others. I- totally lack his issues! Fully!
July 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I HAD A TURN?? WHY DID YOU NOT INFORM ME IT WAS MY TURN? AND WHAT EVEN WAS IT MY TURN IN? YOU MUST BE CLEAR TO ME!!!
July 13, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I- ahem- I do indeed know them very well, I am proud of how well I am able to read their complex psyche!
July 12, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Classic Kristopher. Always being a weird little enby creature…
July 12, 2026 at 5:38 AM
It is an acronym for “mother I’d like to fuck”, used frequently among adolescent boys who want to convey their list for women of much higher ages.

I can now say it is safe to assume that Kristopher called you this.
July 12, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I see this as an absolute win! My birth father was- well, I would prefer not to talk about him, really. My mother deserves far better.
July 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
You could be an utterly phenomenal actor someday!
July 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
(well
Jose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big Trouble
ALT: Jose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big Trouble
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July 12, 2026 at 4:28 AM
KRISTOPHERRRRRRR…!!!
July 12, 2026 at 4:18 AM
What are we doing? I would like to know, I seem to be missing context,
July 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
(People really really like milfs 😭
(She’s so cute
(Why is it like 90% ass 10% wholesome
July 12, 2026 at 4:14 AM
:D
July 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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July 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
“Th- thank you so very much. I’ll see to it that no harm befalls you.”

*I let my tears fall as my head rested on her shoulder, clinging onto her as if I never wished to let go. I just needed something comforting, something caring to ease my pain.*
July 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Give me a hug and tell me it’ll be alright. And mean that sincerely. Be okay, please.
July 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
If you leave, then I would have nobody. Therefore, there would be no point in maintaining my miserable existence. You were the only who did not despise me to my very core, and yet you suddenly do? Dream or not, it doesn’t matter. All I want is for us to be alright. Again, I refuse to let you suffer.
July 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM