Ian
therealianklaud.bsky.social
Ian
@therealianklaud.bsky.social
He/him.
Resident Evil movie would have been a blowout if it had TRENT.
October 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
September 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
It’s that time of year again…
September 25, 2026 at 8:08 PM
September 24, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
September 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Trying shrooms on a Wednesday.
September 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Getting into Proto-Indo-European…when I’m back on Vyvanse, I’ll be UNSTOPPABLE.
August 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM
🎶 O Canada 🎵 🇨🇦 #canadastrong #elbowsup #straightfromthebag
August 21, 2026 at 1:12 AM
August 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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"We fed Don't Build The Torment Nexus into the Torment Nexus. The reply is fascinating!"
Here's the post that JMS blocked me over, so you can actually see it.

Typical bot-licking hype with no consideration of the moral or creative implications. I expected a lot better from the creator of Babylon 5.
August 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
This fucking sucks balls, actually.
August 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Will say, for as easy (and maybe deserved) as it is to make fun of (North) Americans for our love of burgers…god damn, burgers rule.
August 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
August 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Ninth Jedi is out? Where’s the fanfare??
August 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The best version of “Houses of the Holy” by Zeppelin is a tape copy my friend Glyn bought off the internet!
August 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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I’ve seen a lot of my colleagues’ interactions with Claude working on research problems & it would be easier for me to accept it as a serious scientific tool if it didn’t end every single response with the LLM equivalent of “you want fries with that?” — constantly trying to goad you into asking more
August 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
RIP Vinnie Pastore…the day Big Pussy died.
August 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Oldmaxxing on my porch:
July 31, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Being 36 is a lot like being 26, it’s just that now the risk of my testes hitting the water is more of a concern. 😛
July 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Man Ages Rapidly
ALT: Man Ages Rapidly
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July 21, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I was afraid George would have a dogshit AI take tbh, lol.
July 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
July 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Hungover for Canada Day! 🇨🇦
July 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
If you didn’t wish a Happy Birthday to @bhx1138.bsky.social today…what are you, some kinda jercolator?!
June 29, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Damn, the Buffy alumni are dropping these days! RIP.
June 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM