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💙 I'm not a bigot. I'm not a moron. I'm not a traitor. I believe in democracy, equal rights, science, logic, facts, and history.
Hey SNL, how about a sketch with RFKJr and Kid Rock singing Forever in Blue Jeans to each other?
#SNL #SaturdayNightLive
#SNL #SaturdayNightLive
February 19, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Hey SNL, how about a sketch with RFKJr and Kid Rock singing Forever in Blue Jeans to each other?
#SNL #SaturdayNightLive
#SNL #SaturdayNightLive
Does Donald's annual physical include a visit to a gyneckologist?
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Does Donald's annual physical include a visit to a gyneckologist?
Ok, fine, Donald didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize, but I'm taking to the street if he's isn't named People's 2025 Sexiest Man Alive.
#NobelPrize
#NobelPrize
October 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ok, fine, Donald didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize, but I'm taking to the street if he's isn't named People's 2025 Sexiest Man Alive.
#NobelPrize
#NobelPrize
Donald's doctors say he colors inside the lines better than 80% of six year olds.
October 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Donald's doctors say he colors inside the lines better than 80% of six year olds.
SETTLE DOWN! SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN!
Donald didn't get the Peace Prize, but he can still get the Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences. Nobody else has brought drug prices down 1,500%, saved the economy and the world with tariffs, while being muscular & sexy with perfect cognitive abilities.
#NobelPrize
Donald didn't get the Peace Prize, but he can still get the Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences. Nobody else has brought drug prices down 1,500%, saved the economy and the world with tariffs, while being muscular & sexy with perfect cognitive abilities.
#NobelPrize
October 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
SETTLE DOWN! SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN!
Donald didn't get the Peace Prize, but he can still get the Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences. Nobody else has brought drug prices down 1,500%, saved the economy and the world with tariffs, while being muscular & sexy with perfect cognitive abilities.
#NobelPrize
Donald didn't get the Peace Prize, but he can still get the Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences. Nobody else has brought drug prices down 1,500%, saved the economy and the world with tariffs, while being muscular & sexy with perfect cognitive abilities.
#NobelPrize
I want the Nobel Peace Prize to go to whoever would piss off magats the most. Taylor Swift, Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton, Bad Bunny, Adam Schiff, Saturday Night Live? Who else would be good?
#NobelPeacePrize
#NobelPeacePrize
October 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I want the Nobel Peace Prize to go to whoever would piss off magats the most. Taylor Swift, Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton, Bad Bunny, Adam Schiff, Saturday Night Live? Who else would be good?
#NobelPeacePrize
#NobelPeacePrize
October 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I just got my 2025 Covid vaccine.
Long story short, now I have autism. And cancer.
Thanks Obama.
Long story short, now I have autism. And cancer.
Thanks Obama.
October 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I just got my 2025 Covid vaccine.
Long story short, now I have autism. And cancer.
Thanks Obama.
Long story short, now I have autism. And cancer.
Thanks Obama.
I've decided to teach a class at Liberty University.
It's ENG 101 Apostrophes: How do They Work
It's ENG 101 Apostrophes: How do They Work
October 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I've decided to teach a class at Liberty University.
It's ENG 101 Apostrophes: How do They Work
It's ENG 101 Apostrophes: How do They Work
"Oops! I just craptured my pants. "
September 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Oops! I just craptured my pants. "
Is there a specific word for when white people, often men, intentionally mispronounce a black person's name? Like when people learned how to pronounce "Kamala" and then continued to act like they couldn't say it or didn't know how to say it.
September 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Is there a specific word for when white people, often men, intentionally mispronounce a black person's name? Like when people learned how to pronounce "Kamala" and then continued to act like they couldn't say it or didn't know how to say it.
Hmm, maybe I am a radical leftist.
Leftist ideology: equality, acceptance, kindness, fairness, due process, the rule of law, equal protection under the law, facts (e.g., science, medicine, history), democracy, education, anti-discrimination, anti-fascism.
What else goes under leftist ideology?
Leftist ideology: equality, acceptance, kindness, fairness, due process, the rule of law, equal protection under the law, facts (e.g., science, medicine, history), democracy, education, anti-discrimination, anti-fascism.
What else goes under leftist ideology?
September 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Hmm, maybe I am a radical leftist.
Leftist ideology: equality, acceptance, kindness, fairness, due process, the rule of law, equal protection under the law, facts (e.g., science, medicine, history), democracy, education, anti-discrimination, anti-fascism.
What else goes under leftist ideology?
Leftist ideology: equality, acceptance, kindness, fairness, due process, the rule of law, equal protection under the law, facts (e.g., science, medicine, history), democracy, education, anti-discrimination, anti-fascism.
What else goes under leftist ideology?
September 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"Out of context" is the latest and dumbest right wing talking point.
September 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"Out of context" is the latest and dumbest right wing talking point.
September 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Conservatives aren’t known for their humor; however, I’ve got to give it to them this time. "I am Charlie Kirk" is funny AF.
#CharlieKirk
#CharlieKirk
September 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Conservatives aren’t known for their humor; however, I’ve got to give it to them this time. "I am Charlie Kirk" is funny AF.
#CharlieKirk
#CharlieKirk
I suspect the 2003 pedophilia-themed birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein was a prank by David Dennison.
September 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I suspect the 2003 pedophilia-themed birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein was a prank by David Dennison.
I just told my boss that I can’t come into work the rest of the week because I have some undercover FBI work to do.
September 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I just told my boss that I can’t come into work the rest of the week because I have some undercover FBI work to do.
I post the same thing on Threads and Bkuesky because I don't want to deprive anyone of my profound observations and poop jokes. You're welcome, world. You're welcome.
September 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I post the same thing on Threads and Bkuesky because I don't want to deprive anyone of my profound observations and poop jokes. You're welcome, world. You're welcome.