Mistery Man 🔞
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Jett (Supporter)
Draw a card for each of your opponent's Mega Pokémon ex in play.
Jett (Supporter)
Draw a card for each of your opponent's Mega Pokémon ex in play.
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
⚠️ tw: godawful card
Jett (Supporter)
Draw a card for each of your opponent's Mega Pokémon ex in play.
Jett (Supporter)
Draw a card for each of your opponent's Mega Pokémon ex in play.
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Mega Slowbro ex!
PPP - Shellnado Spin 180
If this Pokémon is damaged by an attack during your opponent's next turn, put 12 damage counters on the attacking Pokémon.
PPP - Shellnado Spin 180
If this Pokémon is damaged by an attack during your opponent's next turn, put 12 damage counters on the attacking Pokémon.
January 29, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Mega Slowbro ex!
PPP - Shellnado Spin 180
If this Pokémon is damaged by an attack during your opponent's next turn, put 12 damage counters on the attacking Pokémon.
PPP - Shellnado Spin 180
If this Pokémon is damaged by an attack during your opponent's next turn, put 12 damage counters on the attacking Pokémon.
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Lumiose Galette
(Item)
Heal 20 damage and 1 Special Condition from your Active Pokémon.
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Alright, that's the perfect card to stop translating and go get breakfast! Y'all have a good one 🥐
(Item)
Heal 20 damage and 1 Special Condition from your Active Pokémon.
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Alright, that's the perfect card to stop translating and go get breakfast! Y'all have a good one 🥐
January 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Lumiose Galette
(Item)
Heal 20 damage and 1 Special Condition from your Active Pokémon.
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Alright, that's the perfect card to stop translating and go get breakfast! Y'all have a good one 🥐
(Item)
Heal 20 damage and 1 Special Condition from your Active Pokémon.
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Alright, that's the perfect card to stop translating and go get breakfast! Y'all have a good one 🥐
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Luxio
Ability: Fighting Roar
If your opponent's Active Pokémon is a Pokémon ex, this Pokémon can Evolve on your first turn or on the turn it was played.
Luxray
LC - Onslaught 70x
This attack does 70 damage for each Prize card you've taken.
LCC - Strong Bolt 200
Discard 2 Energy from this Pokémon.
Ability: Fighting Roar
If your opponent's Active Pokémon is a Pokémon ex, this Pokémon can Evolve on your first turn or on the turn it was played.
Luxray
LC - Onslaught 70x
This attack does 70 damage for each Prize card you've taken.
LCC - Strong Bolt 200
Discard 2 Energy from this Pokémon.
January 16, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Luxio
Ability: Fighting Roar
If your opponent's Active Pokémon is a Pokémon ex, this Pokémon can Evolve on your first turn or on the turn it was played.
Luxray
LC - Onslaught 70x
This attack does 70 damage for each Prize card you've taken.
LCC - Strong Bolt 200
Discard 2 Energy from this Pokémon.
Ability: Fighting Roar
If your opponent's Active Pokémon is a Pokémon ex, this Pokémon can Evolve on your first turn or on the turn it was played.
Luxray
LC - Onslaught 70x
This attack does 70 damage for each Prize card you've taken.
LCC - Strong Bolt 200
Discard 2 Energy from this Pokémon.
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Hawlucha
F - Revenge Kick 30+
If any of your Benched Pokémon have any damage counters on them, this attack does 60 more damage.
F - Revenge Kick 30+
If any of your Benched Pokémon have any damage counters on them, this attack does 60 more damage.
January 16, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Hawlucha
F - Revenge Kick 30+
If any of your Benched Pokémon have any damage counters on them, this attack does 60 more damage.
F - Revenge Kick 30+
If any of your Benched Pokémon have any damage counters on them, this attack does 60 more damage.
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Energy Swatter
(Item)
Look at your opponent's hand and choose an Energy card you find there. Your opponent puts that card at the bottom of their deck.
(Item)
Look at your opponent's hand and choose an Energy card you find there. Your opponent puts that card at the bottom of their deck.
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Energy Swatter
(Item)
Look at your opponent's hand and choose an Energy card you find there. Your opponent puts that card at the bottom of their deck.
(Item)
Look at your opponent's hand and choose an Energy card you find there. Your opponent puts that card at the bottom of their deck.
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Furfrou
C - Hand Cut
Discard random cards from your opponent's hand until they have 5 cards in hand.
C - Headbutt 30
C - Hand Cut
Discard random cards from your opponent's hand until they have 5 cards in hand.
C - Headbutt 30
January 16, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Furfrou
C - Hand Cut
Discard random cards from your opponent's hand until they have 5 cards in hand.
C - Headbutt 30
C - Hand Cut
Discard random cards from your opponent's hand until they have 5 cards in hand.
C - Headbutt 30
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Diggersby
C - Earthquake 140
This attack does 30 damage to all of your Benched Pokémon.
CCC - Whap Down 100
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Yeah we're entering vanilla territory now
C - Earthquake 140
This attack does 30 damage to all of your Benched Pokémon.
CCC - Whap Down 100
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Yeah we're entering vanilla territory now
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Diggersby
C - Earthquake 140
This attack does 30 damage to all of your Benched Pokémon.
CCC - Whap Down 100
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Yeah we're entering vanilla territory now
C - Earthquake 140
This attack does 30 damage to all of your Benched Pokémon.
CCC - Whap Down 100
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Yeah we're entering vanilla territory now
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Raticate
C - Knock Off 20
Before dealing damage, discard any Pokémon Tool attached to your opponent's Active Pokémon.
C - Rodent Revenge 40x
This attack does 40 damage for each damage counter on all of your Benched Rattata.
C - Knock Off 20
Before dealing damage, discard any Pokémon Tool attached to your opponent's Active Pokémon.
C - Rodent Revenge 40x
This attack does 40 damage for each damage counter on all of your Benched Rattata.
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Raticate
C - Knock Off 20
Before dealing damage, discard any Pokémon Tool attached to your opponent's Active Pokémon.
C - Rodent Revenge 40x
This attack does 40 damage for each damage counter on all of your Benched Rattata.
C - Knock Off 20
Before dealing damage, discard any Pokémon Tool attached to your opponent's Active Pokémon.
C - Rodent Revenge 40x
This attack does 40 damage for each damage counter on all of your Benched Rattata.
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Aromatisse
Ability: Aroma Gathering
Once during your turn, you may search your deck for up to 2 Basic Psychic Energy, reveal them, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your deck.
PC - Draining Kiss 50
Heal 30 damage from this Pokémon.
Ability: Aroma Gathering
Once during your turn, you may search your deck for up to 2 Basic Psychic Energy, reveal them, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your deck.
PC - Draining Kiss 50
Heal 30 damage from this Pokémon.
January 16, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Aromatisse
Ability: Aroma Gathering
Once during your turn, you may search your deck for up to 2 Basic Psychic Energy, reveal them, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your deck.
PC - Draining Kiss 50
Heal 30 damage from this Pokémon.
Ability: Aroma Gathering
Once during your turn, you may search your deck for up to 2 Basic Psychic Energy, reveal them, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your deck.
PC - Draining Kiss 50
Heal 30 damage from this Pokémon.
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Dedenne
L - Tail Generator
For each Energy attached to your opponent's Pokémon, you may attach a Basic Lightning Energy from your discard pile to your Lightning Pokémon in any way you like.
LC - Static Shock 30
Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Paralyzed.
L - Tail Generator
For each Energy attached to your opponent's Pokémon, you may attach a Basic Lightning Energy from your discard pile to your Lightning Pokémon in any way you like.
LC - Static Shock 30
Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Paralyzed.
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Dedenne
L - Tail Generator
For each Energy attached to your opponent's Pokémon, you may attach a Basic Lightning Energy from your discard pile to your Lightning Pokémon in any way you like.
LC - Static Shock 30
Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Paralyzed.
L - Tail Generator
For each Energy attached to your opponent's Pokémon, you may attach a Basic Lightning Energy from your discard pile to your Lightning Pokémon in any way you like.
LC - Static Shock 30
Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Paralyzed.
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Talonflame
Ability: Sky Hunt
Once during your turn, you may flip a coin. If heads, discard a random card from your opponent's hand.
FF - Flame Wings 110
Ability: Sky Hunt
Once during your turn, you may flip a coin. If heads, discard a random card from your opponent's hand.
FF - Flame Wings 110
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Talonflame
Ability: Sky Hunt
Once during your turn, you may flip a coin. If heads, discard a random card from your opponent's hand.
FF - Flame Wings 110
Ability: Sky Hunt
Once during your turn, you may flip a coin. If heads, discard a random card from your opponent's hand.
FF - Flame Wings 110
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Serperior
G - Royal Command 20x
This attack does 20 damage for each of your Pokémon in play.
GGG - Solar Winder 100+
If you have Rosa's Encouragement in your discard pile, this attack does 150 more damage.
G - Royal Command 20x
This attack does 20 damage for each of your Pokémon in play.
GGG - Solar Winder 100+
If you have Rosa's Encouragement in your discard pile, this attack does 150 more damage.
January 16, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Serperior
G - Royal Command 20x
This attack does 20 damage for each of your Pokémon in play.
GGG - Solar Winder 100+
If you have Rosa's Encouragement in your discard pile, this attack does 150 more damage.
G - Royal Command 20x
This attack does 20 damage for each of your Pokémon in play.
GGG - Solar Winder 100+
If you have Rosa's Encouragement in your discard pile, this attack does 150 more damage.
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Telepathy Energy
(Special Energy)
While attached to a Pokémon, this card provides 1 Psychic Energy.
When you attach this card from your hand to one of your Psychic Pokémon, you may search your deck for up to 2 Basic Psychic Pokémon and put them onto your Bench. Then shuffle your deck.
(Special Energy)
While attached to a Pokémon, this card provides 1 Psychic Energy.
When you attach this card from your hand to one of your Psychic Pokémon, you may search your deck for up to 2 Basic Psychic Pokémon and put them onto your Bench. Then shuffle your deck.
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Telepathy Energy
(Special Energy)
While attached to a Pokémon, this card provides 1 Psychic Energy.
When you attach this card from your hand to one of your Psychic Pokémon, you may search your deck for up to 2 Basic Psychic Pokémon and put them onto your Bench. Then shuffle your deck.
(Special Energy)
While attached to a Pokémon, this card provides 1 Psychic Energy.
When you attach this card from your hand to one of your Psychic Pokémon, you may search your deck for up to 2 Basic Psychic Pokémon and put them onto your Bench. Then shuffle your deck.
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Jacinthe
(Supporter)
Heal 150 damage from 1 of your Psychic Pokémon.
(Supporter)
Heal 150 damage from 1 of your Psychic Pokémon.
January 16, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Jacinthe
(Supporter)
Heal 150 damage from 1 of your Psychic Pokémon.
(Supporter)
Heal 150 damage from 1 of your Psychic Pokémon.
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Rosa's Encouragement
(Supporter)
You can play this card only if you have more Prize cards remaining than your opponent.
Attach up to 2 Basic Energy from your discard pile to 1 of your Stage 2 Pokémon.
(Supporter)
You can play this card only if you have more Prize cards remaining than your opponent.
Attach up to 2 Basic Energy from your discard pile to 1 of your Stage 2 Pokémon.
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Rosa's Encouragement
(Supporter)
You can play this card only if you have more Prize cards remaining than your opponent.
Attach up to 2 Basic Energy from your discard pile to 1 of your Stage 2 Pokémon.
(Supporter)
You can play this card only if you have more Prize cards remaining than your opponent.
Attach up to 2 Basic Energy from your discard pile to 1 of your Stage 2 Pokémon.
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Yveltal ex
DDC - Destructive Soul
All of your opponent's Pokémon that have 50 HP or less remaining are now Knocked Out.
DDC - Dark Strike 210
During your next turn, this Pokémon can't use Dark Strike.
DDC - Destructive Soul
All of your opponent's Pokémon that have 50 HP or less remaining are now Knocked Out.
DDC - Dark Strike 210
During your next turn, this Pokémon can't use Dark Strike.
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Yveltal ex
DDC - Destructive Soul
All of your opponent's Pokémon that have 50 HP or less remaining are now Knocked Out.
DDC - Dark Strike 210
During your next turn, this Pokémon can't use Dark Strike.
DDC - Destructive Soul
All of your opponent's Pokémon that have 50 HP or less remaining are now Knocked Out.
DDC - Dark Strike 210
During your next turn, this Pokémon can't use Dark Strike.
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Mega Clefable ex!
Ability: Moonlight Wings
Prevent all effects of your opponent's Abilities done to this Pokémon.
PP - Moon Launch 120+
You may discard up to 4 Energy cards from your hand. This attack does 40 more damage for each card discarded this way.
Ability: Moonlight Wings
Prevent all effects of your opponent's Abilities done to this Pokémon.
PP - Moon Launch 120+
You may discard up to 4 Energy cards from your hand. This attack does 40 more damage for each card discarded this way.
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Mega Clefable ex!
Ability: Moonlight Wings
Prevent all effects of your opponent's Abilities done to this Pokémon.
PP - Moon Launch 120+
You may discard up to 4 Energy cards from your hand. This attack does 40 more damage for each card discarded this way.
Ability: Moonlight Wings
Prevent all effects of your opponent's Abilities done to this Pokémon.
PP - Moon Launch 120+
You may discard up to 4 Energy cards from your hand. This attack does 40 more damage for each card discarded this way.
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Doublade
CC - Sword Stash 60x
You may reveal any number of Honedge, Doublade and Aegislash from your hand. This attack does 60 damage for each card you revealed this way.
CC - Sword Stash 60x
You may reveal any number of Honedge, Doublade and Aegislash from your hand. This attack does 60 damage for each card you revealed this way.
January 14, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Doublade
CC - Sword Stash 60x
You may reveal any number of Honedge, Doublade and Aegislash from your hand. This attack does 60 damage for each card you revealed this way.
CC - Sword Stash 60x
You may reveal any number of Honedge, Doublade and Aegislash from your hand. This attack does 60 damage for each card you revealed this way.
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Salazzle ex!
R - Nasty Plot
Search your deck for up to any 2 cards and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your deck.
RR - Fatal Nail 100
Your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Poisoned and Burned. Switch this Pokémon with one of your Benched Pokemon.
R - Nasty Plot
Search your deck for up to any 2 cards and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your deck.
RR - Fatal Nail 100
Your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Poisoned and Burned. Switch this Pokémon with one of your Benched Pokemon.
January 11, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Salazzle ex!
R - Nasty Plot
Search your deck for up to any 2 cards and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your deck.
RR - Fatal Nail 100
Your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Poisoned and Burned. Switch this Pokémon with one of your Benched Pokemon.
R - Nasty Plot
Search your deck for up to any 2 cards and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your deck.
RR - Fatal Nail 100
Your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Poisoned and Burned. Switch this Pokémon with one of your Benched Pokemon.
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Growth Grass Energy
(Special Energy)
While it is attached to a Pokémon, this Energy provides 1 Grass Energy.
The Pokemon this card is attached to gets +20HP.
(Special Energy)
While it is attached to a Pokémon, this Energy provides 1 Grass Energy.
The Pokemon this card is attached to gets +20HP.
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Growth Grass Energy
(Special Energy)
While it is attached to a Pokémon, this Energy provides 1 Grass Energy.
The Pokemon this card is attached to gets +20HP.
(Special Energy)
While it is attached to a Pokémon, this Energy provides 1 Grass Energy.
The Pokemon this card is attached to gets +20HP.
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Vivillon
Ability: Big Wings
Once during your turn, you may have your opponent shuffle their hand and put it at the bottom of their deck. Then, your opponent draws 4 cards.
G - Blow Through 60+
If a Stadium is in play, this attack does 60 more damage.
Ability: Big Wings
Once during your turn, you may have your opponent shuffle their hand and put it at the bottom of their deck. Then, your opponent draws 4 cards.
G - Blow Through 60+
If a Stadium is in play, this attack does 60 more damage.
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Vivillon
Ability: Big Wings
Once during your turn, you may have your opponent shuffle their hand and put it at the bottom of their deck. Then, your opponent draws 4 cards.
G - Blow Through 60+
If a Stadium is in play, this attack does 60 more damage.
Ability: Big Wings
Once during your turn, you may have your opponent shuffle their hand and put it at the bottom of their deck. Then, your opponent draws 4 cards.
G - Blow Through 60+
If a Stadium is in play, this attack does 60 more damage.
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Decidueye ex!
Ability: Eye of the Sniper
If your opponent has exactly 4 cards in hand, ignore all Colorless Energy in the cost of attacks used by this Pokémon.
GCCC - Crushing Arrow 240
Discard an Energy from your opponent's Active Pokémon.
Ability: Eye of the Sniper
If your opponent has exactly 4 cards in hand, ignore all Colorless Energy in the cost of attacks used by this Pokémon.
GCCC - Crushing Arrow 240
Discard an Energy from your opponent's Active Pokémon.
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Decidueye ex!
Ability: Eye of the Sniper
If your opponent has exactly 4 cards in hand, ignore all Colorless Energy in the cost of attacks used by this Pokémon.
GCCC - Crushing Arrow 240
Discard an Energy from your opponent's Active Pokémon.
Ability: Eye of the Sniper
If your opponent has exactly 4 cards in hand, ignore all Colorless Energy in the cost of attacks used by this Pokémon.
GCCC - Crushing Arrow 240
Discard an Energy from your opponent's Active Pokémon.
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Dewgong
Ability: Wash Out
As often as you like during your turn, you may move a Water Energy from 1 of your Benched Pokémon to your Active Pokémon.
WW - Water Splash 60
Ability: Wash Out
As often as you like during your turn, you may move a Water Energy from 1 of your Benched Pokémon to your Active Pokémon.
WW - Water Splash 60
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Dewgong
Ability: Wash Out
As often as you like during your turn, you may move a Water Energy from 1 of your Benched Pokémon to your Active Pokémon.
WW - Water Splash 60
Ability: Wash Out
As often as you like during your turn, you may move a Water Energy from 1 of your Benched Pokémon to your Active Pokémon.
WW - Water Splash 60
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Mega Starmie ex!
W - Jet Blow 120
This attack also does 50 damage to 1 of your opponent's Benched Pokemon.
CCC - Nebula Beam 210
This attack's damage isn't affected by Weakness, Resistance, or any effects on your opponent's Active Pokémon.
W - Jet Blow 120
This attack also does 50 damage to 1 of your opponent's Benched Pokemon.
CCC - Nebula Beam 210
This attack's damage isn't affected by Weakness, Resistance, or any effects on your opponent's Active Pokémon.
January 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Mega Starmie ex!
W - Jet Blow 120
This attack also does 50 damage to 1 of your opponent's Benched Pokemon.
CCC - Nebula Beam 210
This attack's damage isn't affected by Weakness, Resistance, or any effects on your opponent's Active Pokémon.
W - Jet Blow 120
This attack also does 50 damage to 1 of your opponent's Benched Pokemon.
CCC - Nebula Beam 210
This attack's damage isn't affected by Weakness, Resistance, or any effects on your opponent's Active Pokémon.