Ryan Ritter
@therealritter.bsky.social
just havin’ a good time. Please keep sending me pictures of garfield. I blog (mostly) about movies for fun: https://www.crittical-analysis.com
The vivid memories of every dumb thing I’ve said in public throughout my entire life, would not recommend
what do you listen to when you go to sleep?
October 2, 2026 at 4:49 AM
The vivid memories of every dumb thing I’ve said in public throughout my entire life, would not recommend
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Film theory: the van in “Meet Joe Black” is driven by the same guy who drives the buses in “Final Destination” and “Mean Girls.” It’s all the same guy. He needs to stop driving like that.
September 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Film theory: the van in “Meet Joe Black” is driven by the same guy who drives the buses in “Final Destination” and “Mean Girls.” It’s all the same guy. He needs to stop driving like that.
Rewatch of THE X-FILES has hit Season 7, and I had forgotten that the second episode is essentially one big riff on THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST?
September 16, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Rewatch of THE X-FILES has hit Season 7, and I had forgotten that the second episode is essentially one big riff on THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST?
“And Mitch McConnell, who did NOT die”
September 15, 2026 at 6:06 AM
“And Mitch McConnell, who did NOT die”
You all have no idea how excited I am that Liz Holmes discourse is back on the docket after all these years. One of my all-time favorite freak weirdos!
September 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
You all have no idea how excited I am that Liz Holmes discourse is back on the docket after all these years. One of my all-time favorite freak weirdos!
Why don’t people ever hear Jason Voorhees when he’s stalking them? He’s always doing that “chi-chi-chi-ha-ha-ha” thing hella loud
August 28, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Why don’t people ever hear Jason Voorhees when he’s stalking them? He’s always doing that “chi-chi-chi-ha-ha-ha” thing hella loud
I’m astoundingly bad at promoting my own work, but this seems as good a time as any to mention that this episode with @feminaridens.bsky.social is one of the best we’ve ever done. Dig on this!
got to talk about Spider Man 3, one of my favorite movies to talk about, on @therealritter.bsky.social's podcast Pop Culture Historians. i had a blast, we had a blast, give it a listen!
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SPIDER-MAN 3 (2007) w/ Katie Stebbins!
Podcast Episode · Pop Culture Historians · August 3 · 2h 8m
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August 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I’m astoundingly bad at promoting my own work, but this seems as good a time as any to mention that this episode with @feminaridens.bsky.social is one of the best we’ve ever done. Dig on this!
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got to talk about Spider Man 3, one of my favorite movies to talk about, on @therealritter.bsky.social's podcast Pop Culture Historians. i had a blast, we had a blast, give it a listen!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
SPIDER-MAN 3 (2007) w/ Katie Stebbins!
Podcast Episode · Pop Culture Historians · August 3 · 2h 8m
podcasts.apple.com
August 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
got to talk about Spider Man 3, one of my favorite movies to talk about, on @therealritter.bsky.social's podcast Pop Culture Historians. i had a blast, we had a blast, give it a listen!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
The phrase “between a rock and a hard place” is so funny to me. Way to give up halfway through your little metaphor. “It’s like being between a rock and…I dunno, another rock-like thing”, yeah, you fucking nailed it buddy
July 24, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The phrase “between a rock and a hard place” is so funny to me. Way to give up halfway through your little metaphor. “It’s like being between a rock and…I dunno, another rock-like thing”, yeah, you fucking nailed it buddy
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son
July 21, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son
She is simply amazing
Kesha tells Las Culturistas several people have told her this is her “last life” because she will not be reincarnated.
July 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
She is simply amazing
Feels unfair for England to have a player named Bukayo Saka. It’s like if an NFL player was named Johnny Futbawl
July 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Feels unfair for England to have a player named Bukayo Saka. It’s like if an NFL player was named Johnny Futbawl
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Mitch McConnell has been traded to the Sacramento Kings
July 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Mitch McConnell has been traded to the Sacramento Kings
Me, a 38-year old who hasn’t touched a soccer ball in three decades, watching a World Cup player miss a goal: what the fuck are you doing
July 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Me, a 38-year old who hasn’t touched a soccer ball in three decades, watching a World Cup player miss a goal: what the fuck are you doing
Happy Fourth of July to these guys only
July 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Happy Fourth of July to these guys only
My mind immediately went to this
June 25, 2026 at 3:57 AM
My mind immediately went to this
“Resisting the call of the void after my podcast came up during therapy” is not a feeling my grandparents would have related to, I don’t think
June 25, 2026 at 12:38 AM
“Resisting the call of the void after my podcast came up during therapy” is not a feeling my grandparents would have related to, I don’t think
MUPPETS AND THE GREAT GATSBY
What should have been the third literary adaptation to finish the MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL and MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND trilogy?
June 20, 2026 at 2:01 AM
MUPPETS AND THE GREAT GATSBY
Buying GHOSTBUSTERS on DVD and seeing this on my TV was the closest thing I’ve ever had to a religious experience
June 20, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Buying GHOSTBUSTERS on DVD and seeing this on my TV was the closest thing I’ve ever had to a religious experience
82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
www.82-0.com
June 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Met Gala? Why, no I haven’t! (People
boo, hiss, DM me death threats, swat my house, etc)
boo, hiss, DM me death threats, swat my house, etc)
May 5, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Met Gala? Why, no I haven’t! (People
boo, hiss, DM me death threats, swat my house, etc)
boo, hiss, DM me death threats, swat my house, etc)
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beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different
May 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different