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Museum of Twitter

@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social

@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

del3141

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

October 6, 2026 at 11:48 PM

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J. L. Westover

@mrlovenstein.bsky.social

for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

September 26, 2026 at 12:10 AM

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Dawmino [NSFW]

@dawmino.bsky.social

Queen Cynthia, mother of Zorori's friend/rival Gaon, has really taken a shine to his personality and energy.
Ooooh, but if Gaon ever found out they were touching like this... oh boy. (Commission for UltraLaserTen)

September 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM

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Resonite

@resonite.com

Need help with Resonite? Ask Lizzy!

September 8, 2026 at 9:07 AM

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🦴 Big n' Fat Lazybones 🦴

@thick-cutgut.bsky.social

Um hi I'm here to spread the word about my favorite Pokémon ever who does not get drawn nearly as much as he should I love you Dracozolt ❤️

September 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM

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Supper Mario Broth

@mariobrothblog.bsky.social

It is possible to use a The Legend of Zelda cartridge to unlock the world selection option in Super Mario Bros., by swapping the cartridges without turning off the NES and performing specific actions in The Legend of Zelda before swapping back.

How to use The Legend of Zelda to unlock a world selection option in Super Mario Bros.
First, start up the Super Mario Bros. cartridge. This is necessary to set memory address 07FF to the value A5. TLOZ will not overwrite it, and SMB will need it to be A5 later.
Cartridge swap Super Mario Bros. to The Legend of Zelda. Do not turn off the power, instead just swap the cartridges and use Reset to make the console start the new game. TLOZ will be used to write a specific value to memory.
Start a new file and buy the blue candle.* You will need literally no other item, just the 60 rupees to buy it.
This is used to access the Level 8 dungeon. *Go right one screen, up two screens, and right six screens from the start to find the shop that sells it.
With the blue candle, open up Level 8**, and go to the room directly left of the entrance. This sets memory address 07FC to 20, which unlocks the level select in SMB.
**Go left one screen and down one screen from the blue candle shop and burn the conspicuous single tree.
Cartridge swap back to Super Mario Bros. Super Mario Bros. will look for A5 at 07FF, which it set itself earlier, and 20 at 07FC, which The Legend of Zelda just set, to unlock the level select.
Now, pressing B on the title screen will cycle through all worlds, allowing you to start the game on any of them, e.g. World 8-1. This would normally be accessed by beating the game, but this trick bypasses it.
For more details and an in-depth explanation, please see the video by YouTube user @MrCheeze at youtu.be/Ie_gyHG8hAU

September 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM

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Jaybunimates

@jaybunimates.bsky.social

Bought a fun new toy recently~
but uh..can...someone help me up... T^T 💔

February 17, 2026 at 12:28 PM

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Moth 🔞

@mothaus.com

It's Moth Monday!

*headbutts you* squeak
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*headbutts you* squeak

August 31, 2026 at 4:19 PM

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ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕕

@heart.live

Lasagna

August 18, 2026 at 2:29 PM

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동부장발마탑주 :sparkling_stars: 매장되다(be a shop)

@viruss4109.planet.moe.ap.brid.gy

이것도...
바보전기사자

#꼬링크 #コリンク #shinx
#럭시오 #ルクシオ #luxio
#렌트라 #レントラー #luxray

November 17, 2024 at 6:04 AM

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Macrotogen

@robbedofjoy.bsky.social

I am VERY normal about hyper protogens. (Cock so big you can hug it <3)

July 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM

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Evil Goteconspicuous

@g472y.bsky.social

deep inside the robotics research and development facility in New Jersey... a prototype service android undergoes maintenance after failing 60% of test runs