The Serenest Of Salts
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Never forget, Nermal is the enemy, Modays are the enemy. Mondays are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard 100 times, and never forget it.
Number #1 Sol Invictus Stan
Number #1 Sol Invictus Stan
Google. How to piss penis style, there’s a dreadful spider in the bathroom and I need to be ready to flee at a moment’s notice
September 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Google. How to piss penis style, there’s a dreadful spider in the bathroom and I need to be ready to flee at a moment’s notice
I think I need to read a fic about each possible ship permutation between the fellowship of the ring, but I fear that would be digging too greedily and deep, and I know not what it would awaken…
August 24, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I think I need to read a fic about each possible ship permutation between the fellowship of the ring, but I fear that would be digging too greedily and deep, and I know not what it would awaken…
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Rewatching lotr
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Rewatching lotr
Expedition log day 4682: Bagel rations were reduced again. Risked my life for a brick of cream cheese. The world gets a little more dangerous everyday.
Got a fresh issue of extra fluoridated toothpaste. It’s the little things that keep you going.
Got a fresh issue of extra fluoridated toothpaste. It’s the little things that keep you going.
August 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Expedition log day 4682: Bagel rations were reduced again. Risked my life for a brick of cream cheese. The world gets a little more dangerous everyday.
Got a fresh issue of extra fluoridated toothpaste. It’s the little things that keep you going.
Got a fresh issue of extra fluoridated toothpaste. It’s the little things that keep you going.
Interesting… when you add jalapeños to your eyes your entire face starts feeling feverish and burnt 📝📝📝
#learning #learningtocook #cooking #cookery #godofcookery #stephenchow #noteven100topchefscouldcookit #butthisgirlsrandomcookingfascinatedtheceo
#learning #learningtocook #cooking #cookery #godofcookery #stephenchow #noteven100topchefscouldcookit #butthisgirlsrandomcookingfascinatedtheceo
August 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Interesting… when you add jalapeños to your eyes your entire face starts feeling feverish and burnt 📝📝📝
#learning #learningtocook #cooking #cookery #godofcookery #stephenchow #noteven100topchefscouldcookit #butthisgirlsrandomcookingfascinatedtheceo
#learning #learningtocook #cooking #cookery #godofcookery #stephenchow #noteven100topchefscouldcookit #butthisgirlsrandomcookingfascinatedtheceo
Would ‘Honest Abe’ Lincoln ever fake an orgasm? I think not.
August 11, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Would ‘Honest Abe’ Lincoln ever fake an orgasm? I think not.
‼️PLEASE HELP‼️ Is there any practical purpose for Hollandaise and Espagnole sauce? I have so much of it and idk what to do
#cooking #learningtocook #pleasehelpme #godofcookery #meowmeowmeow #ohzutalors #unpetitkittycat #mondieu #whatareyoudoingkittycat
#cooking #learningtocook #pleasehelpme #godofcookery #meowmeowmeow #ohzutalors #unpetitkittycat #mondieu #whatareyoudoingkittycat
August 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
‼️PLEASE HELP‼️ Is there any practical purpose for Hollandaise and Espagnole sauce? I have so much of it and idk what to do
#cooking #learningtocook #pleasehelpme #godofcookery #meowmeowmeow #ohzutalors #unpetitkittycat #mondieu #whatareyoudoingkittycat
#cooking #learningtocook #pleasehelpme #godofcookery #meowmeowmeow #ohzutalors #unpetitkittycat #mondieu #whatareyoudoingkittycat
From my observations thus far there are two main ingredients in French cuisine: butter and time. These occasionally are accompanied by other ingredients but not always.
#learningtocook
#learningtocook
August 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
From my observations thus far there are two main ingredients in French cuisine: butter and time. These occasionally are accompanied by other ingredients but not always.
#learningtocook
#learningtocook
Just double checked. This is still true.
Interesting… when you add jalapeños to food it becomes spicy 📝📝📝
#learning #learningtocook #cooking #cookery #godofcookery #stephenchow #noteven100topchefscouldcookit #butthisgirlsrandomcookingfascinatedtheceo
#learning #learningtocook #cooking #cookery #godofcookery #stephenchow #noteven100topchefscouldcookit #butthisgirlsrandomcookingfascinatedtheceo
August 4, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Just double checked. This is still true.
A man. A hook. A car. A door. A gun.
August 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
A man. A hook. A car. A door. A gun.
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Bitches call me Robert cause I make dinero
April 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Bitches call me Robert cause I make dinero
Interesting… when you add jalapeños to food it becomes spicy 📝📝📝
#learning #learningtocook #cooking #cookery #godofcookery #stephenchow #noteven100topchefscouldcookit #butthisgirlsrandomcookingfascinatedtheceo
#learning #learningtocook #cooking #cookery #godofcookery #stephenchow #noteven100topchefscouldcookit #butthisgirlsrandomcookingfascinatedtheceo
August 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Interesting… when you add jalapeños to food it becomes spicy 📝📝📝
#learning #learningtocook #cooking #cookery #godofcookery #stephenchow #noteven100topchefscouldcookit #butthisgirlsrandomcookingfascinatedtheceo
#learning #learningtocook #cooking #cookery #godofcookery #stephenchow #noteven100topchefscouldcookit #butthisgirlsrandomcookingfascinatedtheceo
July 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU&t=599s
July 22, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU&t=599s
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Perhaps it’s time to stop looking at the news so I don’t get spoilers for the Cannes Film Festival best documentary 2032
I think it’s generally unhealthy that I’m living through a time where I can’t turn on the news without seeing things that will be clips in documentaries 20 years from now
June 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Perhaps it’s time to stop looking at the news so I don’t get spoilers for the Cannes Film Festival best documentary 2032
Can’t stop caramelizing onions, I already caramelized extras and put them in the fridge but god I just want to keep hovering over the stove top to make more
July 20, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Can’t stop caramelizing onions, I already caramelized extras and put them in the fridge but god I just want to keep hovering over the stove top to make more
Healing my inner child by allowing myself to draw major historical figures as anime boys 🙌 #healing #myhealingjourney #spirituality
July 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Healing my inner child by allowing myself to draw major historical figures as anime boys 🙌 #healing #myhealingjourney #spirituality
This does NOT work with Robespierre, who is never not aura farming
June 27, 2026 at 2:39 PM
This does NOT work with Robespierre, who is never not aura farming
Quickest way of understanding a French Revolution movie’s political leaning is whether they make Danton handsome, and how handsome they make him
June 27, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Quickest way of understanding a French Revolution movie’s political leaning is whether they make Danton handsome, and how handsome they make him
Feijoada 😈
Feijoada 🙂↕️
Feijoada 👍
June 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Feijoada 😈
Feijoada 🙂↕️
Feijoada 👍
June 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Feijoada 🙂↕️
Feijoada 👍
June 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Feijoada 👍
Mashing tatos and tomming matos
June 11, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Mashing tatos and tomming matos
The sunrise that morning was beautiful. The red of the rising sun flooded out over the streets of Bethesda. You unpacked your bag from last night, pouring out dense volumes of Marx and Engles from what had been a long boring meeting of your book club. 1/?🧵
y/n… I’m sorry, but one communist in my heart… is one communist too many
June 2, 2026 at 8:48 AM
The sunrise that morning was beautiful. The red of the rising sun flooded out over the streets of Bethesda. You unpacked your bag from last night, pouring out dense volumes of Marx and Engles from what had been a long boring meeting of your book club. 1/?🧵