Sergio Novoa
@thesergionovoa.bsky.social
Stand up comic, producer, host, world traveler, dog lover, fun seeker, LGBTQ+ https://linktr.ee/sergiothecomic
Trump says if Republicans win the midterms, every American adult gets $5,000. That’s gonna cost $1.2 trillion. Wait, we had $1.2 trillion, but we can’t afford healthcare for everyone? America is like that parent who says there’s no money for braces then comes home with a Jet Ski.
September 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Trump says if Republicans win the midterms, every American adult gets $5,000. That’s gonna cost $1.2 trillion. Wait, we had $1.2 trillion, but we can’t afford healthcare for everyone? America is like that parent who says there’s no money for braces then comes home with a Jet Ski.
You’re an adult when you buy real plants. Not because you can keep it alive. Because you can afford them. I saw an 8” plant. $70! For $70, it better contribute to the household. Oxygen, shade, some light dusting. I used to think plastic plants were tacky. Turns out, they’re financially responsible.
September 14, 2026 at 6:31 AM
You’re an adult when you buy real plants. Not because you can keep it alive. Because you can afford them. I saw an 8” plant. $70! For $70, it better contribute to the household. Oxygen, shade, some light dusting. I used to think plastic plants were tacky. Turns out, they’re financially responsible.
The Republican midterm convention is happening in Dallas, and Grindr crashed. I’m sure there’s absolutely no correlation. Pure coincidence. Republicans may have finally found a gay business they’re willing to support. Let’s just say, no man was left behind.
September 10, 2026 at 5:46 AM
The Republican midterm convention is happening in Dallas, and Grindr crashed. I’m sure there’s absolutely no correlation. Pure coincidence. Republicans may have finally found a gay business they’re willing to support. Let’s just say, no man was left behind.
Pebbles & BAMM BAMM
September 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Pebbles & BAMM BAMM
Canadá acaba de imponer tarifas en respuesta a las tarifas de Trump, y ahora resulta que Trump está ofendido. ¿Qué esperaba este cabrón? Los trata mal, ¿y esperaba que se quedaran callados y aguantaran? ¿Qué se cree, que Canadá es una mujer?
September 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Canadá acaba de imponer tarifas en respuesta a las tarifas de Trump, y ahora resulta que Trump está ofendido. ¿Qué esperaba este cabrón? Los trata mal, ¿y esperaba que se quedaran callados y aguantaran? ¿Qué se cree, que Canadá es una mujer?
Canada just imposed tariffs in response to Trump’s tariffs, and somehow Trump’s offended. What did he expect? He bullies them around and they’re just supposed to take it? What does he think Canada is, a woman?
September 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Canada just imposed tariffs in response to Trump’s tariffs, and somehow Trump’s offended. What did he expect? He bullies them around and they’re just supposed to take it? What does he think Canada is, a woman?
Reposted by Sergio Novoa
In his crusade to undermine American democracy, Donald Trump doesn’t have to win to win. He only needs to create a mess.
How Trump can use chaos to cheat in the midterms
Even if his attempts at restricting mail-in voting fail, the uncertainty may scare off voters.
www.motherjones.com
September 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
In his crusade to undermine American democracy, Donald Trump doesn’t have to win to win. He only needs to create a mess.
Reposted by Sergio Novoa
“Potentially millions of American voters may not receive their mail-in ballot this election cycle in a timely manner, or at all,” the whistleblower warned.
USPS Whistleblower Warns New Rule Could Keep Voters From Getting Ballots—What To Know
“Potentially millions of American voters may not receive their mail-in ballot this election cycle in a timely manner, or at all,” the whistleblower warned.
www.forbes.com
September 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
“Potentially millions of American voters may not receive their mail-in ballot this election cycle in a timely manner, or at all,” the whistleblower warned.
10 comics compete.
1 wins $300 and gigs. Sign up here.
1 wins $300 and gigs. Sign up here.
Fresh Faces Comedy Show™
www.freshfacescomedyshow.com
August 31, 2026 at 11:26 PM
10 comics compete.
1 wins $300 and gigs. Sign up here.
1 wins $300 and gigs. Sign up here.
Pebbles & BAMM BAMM
August 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Pebbles & BAMM BAMM
Mi doctor me dijo que estoy viejo y gordo. El hijo de puta programo una colonoscopia y me dijo que tengo apena del sueño. Al parecer, mi cuerpo me esta tratando de matar. Yo ni sabia que estábamos peleando.
August 20, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Mi doctor me dijo que estoy viejo y gordo. El hijo de puta programo una colonoscopia y me dijo que tengo apena del sueño. Al parecer, mi cuerpo me esta tratando de matar. Yo ni sabia que estábamos peleando.
Comedia en español.
Lunes, 14 de septiembre.
Lunes, 14 de septiembre.
¿En Qué Cabeza Cabe? Comedia en Español
Comedia en español y Margarita Mondays. Margaritas por $5.
www.eventbrite.com
August 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Comedia en español.
Lunes, 14 de septiembre.
Lunes, 14 de septiembre.
My doctor told me I’m old and fat. He scheduled a colonoscopy and told me I have sleep apnea. Apparently my body is trying to kill me. I didn’t even know we were fighting.
August 19, 2026 at 1:38 AM
My doctor told me I’m old and fat. He scheduled a colonoscopy and told me I have sleep apnea. Apparently my body is trying to kill me. I didn’t even know we were fighting.
Comedy in Spanish
Lunes, 17 de agosto en Baja’s Grill en Koreatown.
Lunes, 17 de agosto en Baja’s Grill en Koreatown.
¿En Qué Cabeza Cabe? Comedia en Español
Comedia en español y Margarita Mondays. Margaritas por $5.
www.eventbrite.com
July 15, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Comedy in Spanish
Lunes, 17 de agosto en Baja’s Grill en Koreatown.
Lunes, 17 de agosto en Baja’s Grill en Koreatown.
Fresh Faces Comedy Show was SOLD OUT last night.
July 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Fresh Faces Comedy Show was SOLD OUT last night.
Join us tonight at Kiso in DTLA for some comedy.
Laugh the Night Away
Join us at KISO for a night of laughter. Featuring comedians from around the country. Stay afterwards and dance the night away.
www.eventbrite.com
June 27, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Join us tonight at Kiso in DTLA for some comedy.
Yo no tengo hijos. A veces me arrepiento de no haber tenido hijos. Y me pongo un poco triste. Pero después me acuerdo , que suerte que no tengo hijos. Y se me pasa.
June 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Yo no tengo hijos. A veces me arrepiento de no haber tenido hijos. Y me pongo un poco triste. Pero después me acuerdo , que suerte que no tengo hijos. Y se me pasa.
COAD2
Madonna - "Confessions II - The Film"
YouTube video by Madonna
youtu.be
June 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
COAD2
Join us at KISO in DTLA and let’s celebrate Pride!
Laugh the Night Away
Join us at KISO for a night of laughter. Featuring comedians from around the country. Stay afterwards and dance the night away.
www.eventbrite.com
June 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Join us at KISO in DTLA and let’s celebrate Pride!
Cilantro is like Pride Month. Some people have a very negative reaction to it. Everybody else is like, can we put it on everything.
June 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Cilantro is like Pride Month. Some people have a very negative reaction to it. Everybody else is like, can we put it on everything.
Catch me at the Ice House. Sunday, June 7. Get your tickets here: events.leapevents.com/event/ice-ho...
June 3, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Catch me at the Ice House. Sunday, June 7. Get your tickets here: events.leapevents.com/event/ice-ho...
Being gay is like cilantro.
Some people have a strong negative reaction to it. Meanwhile, Latin America and Asia looked at cilantro and said, let’s put it on everything.
That’s how I feel about Pride Month.
Some people have a strong negative reaction to it. Meanwhile, Latin America and Asia looked at cilantro and said, let’s put it on everything.
That’s how I feel about Pride Month.
June 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Being gay is like cilantro.
Some people have a strong negative reaction to it. Meanwhile, Latin America and Asia looked at cilantro and said, let’s put it on everything.
That’s how I feel about Pride Month.
Some people have a strong negative reaction to it. Meanwhile, Latin America and Asia looked at cilantro and said, let’s put it on everything.
That’s how I feel about Pride Month.
Dwayne Johnson is selling shampoo. The man hasn’t seen a comb since the Clinton administration. Which really inspired me. This summer I’ll be launching Sergio’s Maternity Collection. Just in time for Hot Girl Summer. Nothing says “sexy mama” like your third trimester.
June 2, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Dwayne Johnson is selling shampoo. The man hasn’t seen a comb since the Clinton administration. Which really inspired me. This summer I’ll be launching Sergio’s Maternity Collection. Just in time for Hot Girl Summer. Nothing says “sexy mama” like your third trimester.
Any tips?
The worst part about becoming a comedian. #tips #comedyclips #comedyreels #comedyvideo
YouTube video by Sergio Novoa
youtube.com
June 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Any tips?