The Tellagaffe
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In a bold new initiative to curb domestic terrorists, Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood adopted a "carrot and stick approach", delivering cutting words while also caving to their every demand.
Mahmood later confirmed that Palestine supporters would now be met with firing squads.
Mahmood later confirmed that Palestine supporters would now be met with firing squads.
September 18, 2026 at 11:25 AM
In a bold new initiative to curb domestic terrorists, Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood adopted a "carrot and stick approach", delivering cutting words while also caving to their every demand.
Mahmood later confirmed that Palestine supporters would now be met with firing squads.
Mahmood later confirmed that Palestine supporters would now be met with firing squads.
Piddington's attempts to secede from His Majesty's glorious empire were imperiled today, after celebratory attempts to couple with the local zoo inhabitants ended in a wretched display of violence.
A subsequent referendum to call an ambulance failed to pass.
A subsequent referendum to call an ambulance failed to pass.
September 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Piddington's attempts to secede from His Majesty's glorious empire were imperiled today, after celebratory attempts to couple with the local zoo inhabitants ended in a wretched display of violence.
A subsequent referendum to call an ambulance failed to pass.
A subsequent referendum to call an ambulance failed to pass.