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The Upbeat
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Posts by Chris, but only the good news and Teh Funniez. No doomscrolling.
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September 21, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Ba-dee-ya
Saye, dost thou remembir?
Ba-dee-ya
Daunsing yn Septembir
Ba-dee-ya
Nevir were ther clouds that daye!
September 22, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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The world’s largest battery-electric aircraft flew for the first time on the 12th of August, a 27-minute test flight over upstate New York that cost about five dollars in electricity. Heart Aerospace’s 30-seat prototype is a big step toward a commercial version. buff.ly/i3f0PhR
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The largest all-electric plane ever flew for 27 minutes, on $5 of electricity
Heart's X1 demonstrator flew for 27 minutes from a regional airport in upstate New York, running on battery power the entire time. The aircraft reached 1,100 feet...
www.techspot.com
September 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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Ich will not buye a 1260 page astoundinglye intriguing novel that Ich do not have tyme to reade when Ich am readinge four othir bookes

Ich will not buye a 1260 page astoundinglye intriguing novel that Ich do not have tyme to reade when Ich am readinge four othir bookes

Ich will not buye...
September 20, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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September 20, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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September 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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I'm doing great, but if you're not, heed the words of the possum gods.
September 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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By cause a cd doth worke when you do not have ynternette access
techcrunch.com/2026/09/04/c...
CD sales are making an unexpected comeback amid a retro tech boom | TechCrunch
U.S. CD revenue jumped 58.6% in the first half of 2026, reversing last year’s decline as interest in retro tech and physical media continues to grow.
techcrunch.com
September 5, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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A daye wythout anachronism ys lyke Emily Dickinson wythout her lightsaber.
September 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
New Personal Best in OUTLIER, 834 points!
EAGLE EYES · 834 points · 10 rare words, 3 of them Epic and 1 Super Rare.
3 finds no one else found today.
playoutlier.com/s/Y5356M
OUTLIER · Day 108
bigheadchris scored 834 on Day 108. Can you beat them?
playoutlier.com
September 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care not for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

[wicked lute riffe]

Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
September 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Help me choose my teacup for September!
patricegreenwood.com/wp/teacup-po...
September 4, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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my 5yo said she was making a sign for her fort and I was expecting like "no boys allowed" or whatever, but in fact it said:
August 30, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Naught but a leap to the left
And then a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo! It ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -

Lat us doon the Tyme Warpe agayne!
August 30, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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thys nys no partye!
thys nys no disco!
thys nys no jestinge arounde!
thys nys no taverne!
nor roade-syde playhous!
Ich ne have tyme for that nowe!
August 30, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Everich rose hath its Þ
August 27, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I found a Rarity-60 word worth 86 pts in OUTLIER.
EAGLE EYES · 752 points · 10 rare words.
Only 15 players have ever found it in all of Outlier.
2 finds no one else found today.
OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me?
playoutlier.com/s/UHHA63
OUTLIER · Day 99
bigheadchris scored 752 on Day 99. Can you beat them?
playoutlier.com
August 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I found a Rarity-62 word worth 87 pts in OUTLIER.
EAGLE EYES · 784 points · 10 rare words.
OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me?
playoutlier.com/s/2SCKAW
OUTLIER · Day 98
bigheadchris scored 784 on Day 98 — can you beat them?
playoutlier.com
August 26, 2026 at 4:10 PM
[reused that word]
I found a Rarity-62 word worth 87 pts in OUTLIER.
EAGLE EYES · 729 points · 10 rare words.
Only 48 players have ever found it in all of Outlier.
1 find no one else found today.
OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me?
playoutlier.com/s/HFETXS
OUTLIER · Day 95
bigheadchris scored 729 on Day 95 — can you beat them?
playoutlier.com
August 24, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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I found a Rarity-82 word worth 94 pts in OUTLIER.
EAGLE EYES · 785 points · 10 rare words.
Only 54 players have ever found it in all of Outlier.
OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me?
playoutlier.com/s/VLDXUC
OUTLIER · Day 94
bigheadchris scored 785 on Day 94 — can you beat them?
playoutlier.com
August 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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August 22, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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Optimiste: The cup ys halfe full

Pessimiste: The cup ys halfe emptye

Alchemiste: The cup [sleighte of hande] ys GOLDE!
August 22, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I found a Rarity-63 word worth 87 pts in OUTLIER.
EAGLE EYES · 732 points · 10 rare words.
Only 55 players have ever found it in all of Outlier.
1 find no one else found today.
OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me?
playoutlier.com/s/YAVHWL
OUTLIER · Day 93
bigheadchris scored 732 on Day 93 — can you beat them?
playoutlier.com
August 21, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Does *everyone* play this instrument with a windshield ice scraper?
It’s a traditional Japanese instrument called shamisen. It has only three strings. 🤯🎸🎶🎵
August 21, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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August 21, 2026 at 2:03 PM