Your Friend Christopher
@thevole.bsky.social
I’ve never seen a dog and I don’t smile
Why do we call the drugs people get for altering their gender “HRT” when the word Transcripts is right there?
September 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Why do we call the drugs people get for altering their gender “HRT” when the word Transcripts is right there?
Have you ever noticed people using “chemtrails” in non-conspiratorial conversations? Seems like it’s supplanted the word contrail for a not insignificant part of the population.
August 25, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Have you ever noticed people using “chemtrails” in non-conspiratorial conversations? Seems like it’s supplanted the word contrail for a not insignificant part of the population.
SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ME $60k/YR TO DO NONSENSE BEHIND A DESK. I’M GOOD AT NONSENSE. I’M NICE TO BE AROUND. HELP.
August 19, 2026 at 6:42 PM
SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ME $60k/YR TO DO NONSENSE BEHIND A DESK. I’M GOOD AT NONSENSE. I’M NICE TO BE AROUND. HELP.
I only see @themountaingoats.bsky.social about 3 times a year, but the Cincinnati show on Friday should be in the conversation for the Live Archive Vol. 2 release.
Sound in the house was perfect, got some Wurster banter, performance was gold. New tune, solo set made me cry, just the best.
Sound in the house was perfect, got some Wurster banter, performance was gold. New tune, solo set made me cry, just the best.
August 18, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I only see @themountaingoats.bsky.social about 3 times a year, but the Cincinnati show on Friday should be in the conversation for the Live Archive Vol. 2 release.
Sound in the house was perfect, got some Wurster banter, performance was gold. New tune, solo set made me cry, just the best.
Sound in the house was perfect, got some Wurster banter, performance was gold. New tune, solo set made me cry, just the best.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social tea under the bus windshield!
August 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social tea under the bus windshield!
Saw the new Christopher Nolan movie last night. I knew it’d be strange, but I thought it’d be odder, see?
July 24, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Saw the new Christopher Nolan movie last night. I knew it’d be strange, but I thought it’d be odder, see?
“Skyscraper” is a perfect word. A building so tall, it scrapes against the bottom of the sky. And it has glorious mouthfeel.
Good work, whomever came up with the word. Your addition to the English lexicon perseveres and thrives.
Good work, whomever came up with the word. Your addition to the English lexicon perseveres and thrives.
July 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
“Skyscraper” is a perfect word. A building so tall, it scrapes against the bottom of the sky. And it has glorious mouthfeel.
Good work, whomever came up with the word. Your addition to the English lexicon perseveres and thrives.
Good work, whomever came up with the word. Your addition to the English lexicon perseveres and thrives.
When having sex in a Honda, one should do it on their own Accord.
July 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
When having sex in a Honda, one should do it on their own Accord.
“This F1 broadcast on Apple TV is brought to you by Ford” says the British voice actor, advertising an American car company in a broadcast by an American company of a sport owned by an American company.
July 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
“This F1 broadcast on Apple TV is brought to you by Ford” says the British voice actor, advertising an American car company in a broadcast by an American company of a sport owned by an American company.
I’m sick of apologies for the inconvenience. I’d like someone to for once relish in the inconvenience.
June 25, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I’m sick of apologies for the inconvenience. I’d like someone to for once relish in the inconvenience.
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40 minutes after the best post about this situation posts and one reskeet. We had a real website once
The house minority leader is going to have to patch things up with my nuts following this statement
The House minority leader told CNN the mayor is going to have to patch things up with congressional Democrats follow Tuesday's primary upsets.
June 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
40 minutes after the best post about this situation posts and one reskeet. We had a real website once
Nightswimming gets all of the love on Automatic, but Find The River is an objectively better song. Fight me.
(Just kidding, don’t fight me, I am a little babby boy and if I get punched I will start crying)
(Just kidding, don’t fight me, I am a little babby boy and if I get punched I will start crying)
June 24, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Nightswimming gets all of the love on Automatic, but Find The River is an objectively better song. Fight me.
(Just kidding, don’t fight me, I am a little babby boy and if I get punched I will start crying)
(Just kidding, don’t fight me, I am a little babby boy and if I get punched I will start crying)
@djcrabhat.xyz a very merry Sci’ Pole Summa to you and your loved ones.
June 21, 2026 at 1:12 AM
@djcrabhat.xyz a very merry Sci’ Pole Summa to you and your loved ones.
Get busy living or get busy, Diane.
June 16, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Get busy living or get busy, Diane.
It will never not amuse me that someone can think a successful cognitive test is a sign of intelligence.
It’s like driving all over the road and then passing a breathalyzer. They’re not drunk, they’re just really fucking bad at driving.
Either way, they shouldn’t be driving.
It’s like driving all over the road and then passing a breathalyzer. They’re not drunk, they’re just really fucking bad at driving.
Either way, they shouldn’t be driving.
May 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
It will never not amuse me that someone can think a successful cognitive test is a sign of intelligence.
It’s like driving all over the road and then passing a breathalyzer. They’re not drunk, they’re just really fucking bad at driving.
Either way, they shouldn’t be driving.
It’s like driving all over the road and then passing a breathalyzer. They’re not drunk, they’re just really fucking bad at driving.
Either way, they shouldn’t be driving.
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social hey sailor! Awesome to see you tonight. I’m glad we’re friends!
May 22, 2026 at 2:43 AM
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social hey sailor! Awesome to see you tonight. I’m glad we’re friends!
Can’t wait to design my own container garden at the @themountaingoats.bsky.social show at the Newport. If I can’t, I’m gonna be really pissed off at Agamemnon, who is a rotten stinking mouthpiece.
Also, something something California jam.
Also, something something California jam.
May 21, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Can’t wait to design my own container garden at the @themountaingoats.bsky.social show at the Newport. If I can’t, I’m gonna be really pissed off at Agamemnon, who is a rotten stinking mouthpiece.
Also, something something California jam.
Also, something something California jam.
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i had never seen this commodore 64 port of the simpsons arcade game before today but i love it
December 1, 2023 at 7:01 AM
i had never seen this commodore 64 port of the simpsons arcade game before today but i love it
The NYT crossword department fucked up today. That’s too many spaces for “bean!”
April 21, 2026 at 4:51 AM
The NYT crossword department fucked up today. That’s too many spaces for “bean!”
@vermontgmg.bsky.social condolences. You were friendly with him, no?
March 21, 2026 at 6:10 PM
@vermontgmg.bsky.social condolences. You were friendly with him, no?
Not ashamed to say I could probably do this
March 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Not ashamed to say I could probably do this
F1 on Apple TV is already the best. It’s can watch the main feed and my beautiful babby boy’s dedicated feed at the same time.
March 7, 2026 at 6:21 AM
F1 on Apple TV is already the best. It’s can watch the main feed and my beautiful babby boy’s dedicated feed at the same time.
I did not have the Cadillacs out-qualifying Max on my bingo card, but here we are.
March 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I did not have the Cadillacs out-qualifying Max on my bingo card, but here we are.
I’m currently watching Song Sung Blue and I have come to the realization that Neil Diamond’s music is 100% not for me. It’s like Raffi for adults.
March 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I’m currently watching Song Sung Blue and I have come to the realization that Neil Diamond’s music is 100% not for me. It’s like Raffi for adults.
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