lunchless schoolchild
@thingburger.bsky.social
delirium wrapped in a shriek
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New fusion place down the street is selling a dish called Stimmed beef ?
When i find the death note first one to go gotta be Diplo
April 28, 2026 at 4:25 PM
When i find the death note first one to go gotta be Diplo
Im rollin around chokin on the peat in the rubble bro
April 27, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Im rollin around chokin on the peat in the rubble bro
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While you were drawing rage comics I was breathing life into a tiny man I sculpted from rage mud
March 22, 2026 at 3:23 PM
While you were drawing rage comics I was breathing life into a tiny man I sculpted from rage mud
Women trust me fish know not of me
March 23, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Women trust me fish know not of me
Jesus is in ma lego set
March 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Jesus is in ma lego set
Man named finger and kid named finglet
January 27, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Man named finger and kid named finglet
i dont tinkle in the toilet. I am a man and I Frankle in the toilet
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 PM
i dont tinkle in the toilet. I am a man and I Frankle in the toilet
Girlfriend got drunk and gleefully shaved me fully bald like when old people go crazy and shave the cat to protect from CIA
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Girlfriend got drunk and gleefully shaved me fully bald like when old people go crazy and shave the cat to protect from CIA
I know a chimichurri pinwheel hate to see me coming as do my wretched fucking rotten enemies
January 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I know a chimichurri pinwheel hate to see me coming as do my wretched fucking rotten enemies
Was about to write a skeet about how women dont be using chip clips. They just leave the bag there but then I remembered about the ever-rattling patriarchy. Whod have time to clip their chips
January 18, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Was about to write a skeet about how women dont be using chip clips. They just leave the bag there but then I remembered about the ever-rattling patriarchy. Whod have time to clip their chips
My man cheating on me i asked who that girl voice is on the phone he said my sister i said what her name he said Sisterina
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
My man cheating on me i asked who that girl voice is on the phone he said my sister i said what her name he said Sisterina
They should set my wife free from galcatraz(girl prison
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
They should set my wife free from galcatraz(girl prison
Scared of a Zombie of pocalypse
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Scared of a Zombie of pocalypse
How do I avoid getting bitches while still getting fat /gen
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
How do I avoid getting bitches while still getting fat /gen
Some I step on some I eat either way little tiny pint sized guys who scurry around interest me
January 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Some I step on some I eat either way little tiny pint sized guys who scurry around interest me
[gaslighting nosy friend] if you wanna stay my dawg you need to learn how to drop it Like When We Tell Are Dogs That. Like With a Bone.
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
[gaslighting nosy friend] if you wanna stay my dawg you need to learn how to drop it Like When We Tell Are Dogs That. Like With a Bone.
Im a jacked up fucking ret*rded old booty slut heifer who shoves giant thingks up my gaping old ass butt and mooes fatly HAPPY NEW YEAR
January 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Im a jacked up fucking ret*rded old booty slut heifer who shoves giant thingks up my gaping old ass butt and mooes fatly HAPPY NEW YEAR
Getting drawn and sixthed later. six horses—rope tied around my neck and also my dick+balls
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Getting drawn and sixthed later. six horses—rope tied around my neck and also my dick+balls
Being a diagnostician must be so fun because you get to criticize people and just be soooo honest
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Being a diagnostician must be so fun because you get to criticize people and just be soooo honest
The fitnessgram Finger challenge how many times can you wiggle your big finger
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The fitnessgram Finger challenge how many times can you wiggle your big finger
Mom says I cant live with her anymore if i keep calling her house the Bitter Tomb and when i hang out with friends i ask if they want to come hang out at The Bitter Tomb
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Mom says I cant live with her anymore if i keep calling her house the Bitter Tomb and when i hang out with friends i ask if they want to come hang out at The Bitter Tomb
If you reading this it’s too late… lol it’s Drake running this account the whole time lol! It’s me Drake if you reading this
September 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you reading this it’s too late… lol it’s Drake running this account the whole time lol! It’s me Drake if you reading this
sucking on and crunching the memories like ice cubes
August 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
sucking on and crunching the memories like ice cubes
I said whose p*ssy is this she said it’s bespoke
August 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I said whose p*ssy is this she said it’s bespoke