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Pete is such a good teammate. Saying he’s more stoked about winning the game than hitting number 300.
And then hyped up Coby.
What a guy.
And then hyped up Coby.
What a guy.
September 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Pete is such a good teammate. Saying he’s more stoked about winning the game than hitting number 300.
And then hyped up Coby.
What a guy.
And then hyped up Coby.
What a guy.
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COBY MAYO INSIDE THE PARK HOME RUN!!!! OH MY GOD!!!
September 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
COBY MAYO INSIDE THE PARK HOME RUN!!!! OH MY GOD!!!
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A minor detail is missing from the headline.
September 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
A minor detail is missing from the headline.
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Didn’t realize that Pete now leads the AL in RBI.
His consistency is truly incredible.
Look what can happen when you actually sign top tier free agents!! Who knew??
Not us.
We hadn’t signed a top tier free agent from outside of the org since prior to when I got into baseball.
His consistency is truly incredible.
Look what can happen when you actually sign top tier free agents!! Who knew??
Not us.
We hadn’t signed a top tier free agent from outside of the org since prior to when I got into baseball.
September 15, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Didn’t realize that Pete now leads the AL in RBI.
His consistency is truly incredible.
Look what can happen when you actually sign top tier free agents!! Who knew??
Not us.
We hadn’t signed a top tier free agent from outside of the org since prior to when I got into baseball.
His consistency is truly incredible.
Look what can happen when you actually sign top tier free agents!! Who knew??
Not us.
We hadn’t signed a top tier free agent from outside of the org since prior to when I got into baseball.
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I said this years ago. It's been obvious. It remains obvious. It's a tragedy for our country.
September 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I said this years ago. It's been obvious. It remains obvious. It's a tragedy for our country.
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A woman reporter.
September 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
A woman reporter.
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Sigh…
What Tim Hagan said…
What Tim Hagan said…
September 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Sigh…
What Tim Hagan said…
What Tim Hagan said…
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NEW: DHS's Inspector General releases a scathing report about the Everglades detention camp known as "Alligator Alcatraz." The OIG finds that the now-closed camp, violated multiple ICE standards.
The OIG also confirms detainees were punished with placement in a metal cage in the Florida heat.🧵
The OIG also confirms detainees were punished with placement in a metal cage in the Florida heat.🧵
September 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
NEW: DHS's Inspector General releases a scathing report about the Everglades detention camp known as "Alligator Alcatraz." The OIG finds that the now-closed camp, violated multiple ICE standards.
The OIG also confirms detainees were punished with placement in a metal cage in the Florida heat.🧵
The OIG also confirms detainees were punished with placement in a metal cage in the Florida heat.🧵
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Most teams play small ball vs Houston bc they fear the pass rush…which is what they want.
The Bills did the opposite: Josh Allen averaged 12.2 air yards/att yesterday—his highest average depth of target since 2023.
The Bills did the opposite: Josh Allen averaged 12.2 air yards/att yesterday—his highest average depth of target since 2023.
September 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Most teams play small ball vs Houston bc they fear the pass rush…which is what they want.
The Bills did the opposite: Josh Allen averaged 12.2 air yards/att yesterday—his highest average depth of target since 2023.
The Bills did the opposite: Josh Allen averaged 12.2 air yards/att yesterday—his highest average depth of target since 2023.
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NEW: VoteHub as changed the Texas Senate race between Talarico and Paxton from TOSSUP to TILT D
September 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
NEW: VoteHub as changed the Texas Senate race between Talarico and Paxton from TOSSUP to TILT D
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After our victory today in DC, the DOJ has rushed to SCOTUS to again claim the Postal Services new voter suppression rule "is analogous to the existing registration and tracking requirements for cremated remains."
I cannot fathom how they think this is a winning argument. But alas...
I cannot fathom how they think this is a winning argument. But alas...
September 14, 2026 at 3:22 PM
After our victory today in DC, the DOJ has rushed to SCOTUS to again claim the Postal Services new voter suppression rule "is analogous to the existing registration and tracking requirements for cremated remains."
I cannot fathom how they think this is a winning argument. But alas...
I cannot fathom how they think this is a winning argument. But alas...
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Brad and I are celebrating our 18th wedding anniversary today, September 14, 2026, in New York City. Brad and I were married on Sept 14, 2008, at the Democracy Forum of the Japanese American National Museum in Los Angeles.
September 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Brad and I are celebrating our 18th wedding anniversary today, September 14, 2026, in New York City. Brad and I were married on Sept 14, 2008, at the Democracy Forum of the Japanese American National Museum in Los Angeles.
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We’ve lost so many beloved players over the last 8 years and I still can’t imagine what it would be like to lose a player like Pete.
I’m absolutely thrilled that we have him and wouldn’t trade that for the world but still feel for Mets fans.
I’m absolutely thrilled that we have him and wouldn’t trade that for the world but still feel for Mets fans.
Security guard to me on my way out: Becca, I'm so depressed, Pete Alonso is coming back and playing against us.
Me: it'll be good! A whole stadium of people who love Pete Alonso!
Security guard looks sad, shakes head.
Me: it'll be good! A whole stadium of people who love Pete Alonso!
Security guard looks sad, shakes head.
September 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
We’ve lost so many beloved players over the last 8 years and I still can’t imagine what it would be like to lose a player like Pete.
I’m absolutely thrilled that we have him and wouldn’t trade that for the world but still feel for Mets fans.
I’m absolutely thrilled that we have him and wouldn’t trade that for the world but still feel for Mets fans.
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If you were interested in what Jonathan Schoop is up to, the answer is getting 30 months in prison for possession of an illegal firearm and ammunition.
Curaçao Chronicle | Curaçao Baseball Star Jonathan Schoop Sentenced to 30 Months for Illegal Firearm and Ammunition
WILLEMSTAD – Well-known Curaçao baseball player Jonathan Schoop was sentenced Friday to 30 months in prison...
www.curacaochronicle.com
September 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
If you were interested in what Jonathan Schoop is up to, the answer is getting 30 months in prison for possession of an illegal firearm and ammunition.
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Matt Blood, the Orioles' vice president of player and staff development, is no longer with the organization, a source said.
Blood has been with Baltimore since 2019 in player development and scouting roles. He was promoted in November to the player and staff development position
Blood has been with Baltimore since 2019 in player development and scouting roles. He was promoted in November to the player and staff development position
September 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Matt Blood, the Orioles' vice president of player and staff development, is no longer with the organization, a source said.
Blood has been with Baltimore since 2019 in player development and scouting roles. He was promoted in November to the player and staff development position
Blood has been with Baltimore since 2019 in player development and scouting roles. He was promoted in November to the player and staff development position
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Turnstile on SNL October 3rd!
September 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Turnstile on SNL October 3rd!
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Trump has spent 25 years trying to insert himself into the heroism of 9/11.
The receipts remain at 0:00.
The receipts remain at 0:00.
September 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Trump has spent 25 years trying to insert himself into the heroism of 9/11.
The receipts remain at 0:00.
The receipts remain at 0:00.
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His base doesn’t care what he says, as long as he pisses us off.
huh you’d think he’d have mentioned this during the phone interview he did that day with a local news station, when he said he watched the towers fall from trump tower and then bragged like a fucking psycho that another building of his was now the tallest building in the manhattan skyline
Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."
September 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
His base doesn’t care what he says, as long as he pisses us off.
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Camden Yards is playing The Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night" after this loss, so that's good, at least
September 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Camden Yards is playing The Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night" after this loss, so that's good, at least
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You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
September 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
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But the only other option was a Black woman with a weird laugh, so what were people supposed to do?
the president of the United States is clearly insane
September 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
But the only other option was a Black woman with a weird laugh, so what were people supposed to do?
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Unfortunately for my enemies I am another year older today but twice as jacked
September 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Unfortunately for my enemies I am another year older today but twice as jacked
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Good things are happening in the neighborhood.
September 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Good things are happening in the neighborhood.
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Don't be surprised if Trump leaves office for "health reasons" in the months after the Midterm election. I’m not saying it’s likely. I’m saying don’t be surprised.
September 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Don't be surprised if Trump leaves office for "health reasons" in the months after the Midterm election. I’m not saying it’s likely. I’m saying don’t be surprised.