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At the US Open for kids day. The Savannah Bananas are having an event and the crowd has collectively decided in one voice “No. Absolutely not.”
August 23, 2026 at 5:06 PM
At the US Open for kids day. The Savannah Bananas are having an event and the crowd has collectively decided in one voice “No. Absolutely not.”
I’m actually a Small Hall of Very Good guy. A lot of these players we talk about are more like Hall of Pretty Good candidates.
May 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I’m actually a Small Hall of Very Good guy. A lot of these players we talk about are more like Hall of Pretty Good candidates.
Coffin kick at the 1 yard line
You’re basically saying “boy I’m glad my cotton is cheaper now” without recognizing the plantation owner’s business.
April 28, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Coffin kick at the 1 yard line
Ordering a burger with x50 lettuce and driving away over and over until it starts suggesting that to customers
Dairy Queen is putting an AI chatbot in its drive-thrus
Dairy Queen is putting an AI chatbot in its drive-thrus
You might be ordering your next Blizzard with AI.
buff.ly
April 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Ordering a burger with x50 lettuce and driving away over and over until it starts suggesting that to customers
If UConn doesn’t step it up defensively Michigan State might hang 40 points on them tonight.
March 28, 2026 at 2:40 AM
If UConn doesn’t step it up defensively Michigan State might hang 40 points on them tonight.
Much of it was lost to time but there’s evidence of a great battle that took place here.
March 23, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Much of it was lost to time but there’s evidence of a great battle that took place here.
You had 51 years to prepare and this is what you came up with for your splashy debut?
March 22, 2026 at 3:19 PM
You had 51 years to prepare and this is what you came up with for your splashy debut?
A devastating attack on both Sammy Hagar and Taylor Swift
The International Energy Agency is calling for people to cut oil demand by working from home more, flying less and driving slower, as the Iran war rocks global energy markets. ft.trib.al/gfbNyyI
March 20, 2026 at 4:59 PM
A devastating attack on both Sammy Hagar and Taylor Swift
Bartender, your dankest 2006 Chuck Norris jokes please. No, no. Leave the bottle.
March 20, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Bartender, your dankest 2006 Chuck Norris jokes please. No, no. Leave the bottle.
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a close up of a robot 's eye with a red light inside of it .
ALT: a close up of a robot 's eye with a red light inside of it .
media.tenor.com
March 18, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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For expecting parents who want their son to be successful, hear me out: Michael C Jordan
March 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
For expecting parents who want their son to be successful, hear me out: Michael C Jordan
The US fans are a bunch of herbs. Every other fanbase at the WBC is so much cooler than we are.
March 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
The US fans are a bunch of herbs. Every other fanbase at the WBC is so much cooler than we are.
Repeatedly pressing the “Do Evil” button with tears in my eyes, asking why it had to be this way.
A surprising number of Israelis seem to have already forgotten that they're the ones who started the war.
March 13, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Repeatedly pressing the “Do Evil” button with tears in my eyes, asking why it had to be this way.
This is my favorite genre of posting. Confidently challenging the masses to define a very complicated subject, then immediately folding when the question is redirected back at them.
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Challenge for those who are very confident that Claude isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works.
March 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
This is my favorite genre of posting. Confidently challenging the masses to define a very complicated subject, then immediately folding when the question is redirected back at them.
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Why do I have to wake up to this shit on a Saturday?
February 28, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Why do I have to wake up to this shit on a Saturday?
Just said 24 hrs, not a day
Run a mile at noon then have 2 Coors Lights and 2 Taco Bell tacos Repeat every 90 minutes until 6pm. After 6 eat 5 tacos and drink 5 beers. Go to sleep at 10. Wake up at 6am. Run a mile and 2 beers and tacos. Repeat the running every hour until done. Panic binge for cash
Run a mile at noon then have 2 Coors Lights and 2 Taco Bell tacos Repeat every 90 minutes until 6pm. After 6 eat 5 tacos and drink 5 beers. Go to sleep at 10. Wake up at 6am. Run a mile and 2 beers and tacos. Repeat the running every hour until done. Panic binge for cash
have been discussing this prompt with the fellas for the last 12 hours so now i bring it here: do you think you can do this
February 27, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Just said 24 hrs, not a day
Run a mile at noon then have 2 Coors Lights and 2 Taco Bell tacos Repeat every 90 minutes until 6pm. After 6 eat 5 tacos and drink 5 beers. Go to sleep at 10. Wake up at 6am. Run a mile and 2 beers and tacos. Repeat the running every hour until done. Panic binge for cash
Run a mile at noon then have 2 Coors Lights and 2 Taco Bell tacos Repeat every 90 minutes until 6pm. After 6 eat 5 tacos and drink 5 beers. Go to sleep at 10. Wake up at 6am. Run a mile and 2 beers and tacos. Repeat the running every hour until done. Panic binge for cash
Dick Van Dyke has lived long enough that when he was an infant could have seen Harry Houdini, and as an old man could still attend a Dua Lipa concert where she sings Houdini
February 17, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Dick Van Dyke has lived long enough that when he was an infant could have seen Harry Houdini, and as an old man could still attend a Dua Lipa concert where she sings Houdini
Look bro, I love Allen Iverson as much as the next guy, but I don’t know if you can count on him to call every game.
‘We control one of the handful of commodities keeping the entire cable television industry alive so our plan is to do everything possible to destroy its value.’
![Adam Silver: "There's no doubt that AI will have the same impact on sports... how we're going to be able to [hyper-personalize] our telecasts... We're about to witness probably the most significant change, certainly in my lifetime, in how sports are presented." 🏀📺🎙️ #NBA](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tgw3d4hvw3x5ijrxax7lg26u/bafkreih2lyjgxff6fhw7fzuaylomh2gygwheuxkubtf7hbinuqfia4ecle)
February 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Look bro, I love Allen Iverson as much as the next guy, but I don’t know if you can count on him to call every game.
It’s crazy that people post things like this on here, knowing full well how most users of this app are inclined to react, and still don’t give an example of why it might be real.
How am I supposed to react? “Oh what if it isn’t Bullshit? Changes everything.”
Wild
How am I supposed to react? “Oh what if it isn’t Bullshit? Changes everything.”
Wild
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
It’s crazy that people post things like this on here, knowing full well how most users of this app are inclined to react, and still don’t give an example of why it might be real.
How am I supposed to react? “Oh what if it isn’t Bullshit? Changes everything.”
Wild
How am I supposed to react? “Oh what if it isn’t Bullshit? Changes everything.”
Wild
My hamate bone remains intact
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
My hamate bone remains intact
I think it would be cool if in pairs figure skating the man lifted the woman upside down and used one of her skates to shave.
February 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I think it would be cool if in pairs figure skating the man lifted the woman upside down and used one of her skates to shave.
These are the names George Lucas would create if he wrote about MAGA instead of Star Wars
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
These are the names George Lucas would create if he wrote about MAGA instead of Star Wars
Sorry, am I supposed to be surprised that Robin Leach, a man who oozed “I need to strangle a girl to achieve an erection” strangled a girl on Bad Erection Island?
January 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Sorry, am I supposed to be surprised that Robin Leach, a man who oozed “I need to strangle a girl to achieve an erection” strangled a girl on Bad Erection Island?
We joke about CBS doing the Whiskey Friday thing, but there’s a way to make it work.
Tony asks his guest, an inert bottle of whiskey a question. He pours himself a drink from the bottle, slams it, then answers the question himself.
I’ve watched worse things.
Tony asks his guest, an inert bottle of whiskey a question. He pours himself a drink from the bottle, slams it, then answers the question himself.
I’ve watched worse things.
January 27, 2026 at 2:00 PM
We joke about CBS doing the Whiskey Friday thing, but there’s a way to make it work.
Tony asks his guest, an inert bottle of whiskey a question. He pours himself a drink from the bottle, slams it, then answers the question himself.
I’ve watched worse things.
Tony asks his guest, an inert bottle of whiskey a question. He pours himself a drink from the bottle, slams it, then answers the question himself.
I’ve watched worse things.
People are going to have to put in reservations a full week in advance when local taverns announce they’ll be airing the ICE trials.
January 24, 2026 at 10:27 PM
People are going to have to put in reservations a full week in advance when local taverns announce they’ll be airing the ICE trials.