Dear @rebeccayarros.bsky.social ….. I hate you. Signed, the woman who just finished reading “The Last Letter” because adding it to my DNF felt like defeat. I was wrong. That ending was my defeat 😭😭😭 BRB, gonna go watch my kids sleep while I sob uncontrollably.

My 3 year old just informed us we need to get a new Harley (our 15 year old shih-tzu) because ours is very old. That’s after she told me yesterday that mama has a baby in her tummy (no the f*** she doesn’t).

If anyone hears my 3 year old say she likes soda, she means lemonade. My child has never tasted soda (except when she’s stolen mine or Ben’s behind our backs for a sip) but thinks anything that isn’t milk or water must be soda. Because 3.

HOA’s are elitist nonsense full of absolutely horrible people who want nothing more than to force uniformity on people. Bunch of busybodies with nothing more to do with their time than complain about their neighbors lawns and the color of siding.

My twins are 3. How are they 3?! Also why did they intrinsically seem to know that turning three years old means that they need to become slightly more nonsensical that pre-three? Here’s hoping the crushing weight of our dystopian country doesn’t ever touch them!