Xi Jinping Thot
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I’m normal and can be trusted with weapons
“I asked Grok”
“I asked ChatGPT”
well I asked Charlie Kirk and he said “Counting or not counting gang violence?”
“I asked ChatGPT”
well I asked Charlie Kirk and he said “Counting or not counting gang violence?”
September 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
“I asked Grok”
“I asked ChatGPT”
well I asked Charlie Kirk and he said “Counting or not counting gang violence?”
“I asked ChatGPT”
well I asked Charlie Kirk and he said “Counting or not counting gang violence?”
Beretta 92 the streets, Cz 75 in the sheets
August 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Beretta 92 the streets, Cz 75 in the sheets
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i've opps in burnley. i've opps in cockbrook. i've opps in snaith. i've opps in todmorden. i've opps in heckmondwick. i've opps in sutton-cum-duckmanton. i've opps in upper hulme
May 31, 2026 at 6:33 PM
i've opps in burnley. i've opps in cockbrook. i've opps in snaith. i've opps in todmorden. i've opps in heckmondwick. i've opps in sutton-cum-duckmanton. i've opps in upper hulme
My body is a machine that turns my fleeting time on this earth into shareholder value for pedophiles.
May 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
My body is a machine that turns my fleeting time on this earth into shareholder value for pedophiles.
No one talks about how much more compelling the immaculate conception would be if Joseph were the one who got pregnant.
May 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
No one talks about how much more compelling the immaculate conception would be if Joseph were the one who got pregnant.
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Brb building Rome. Should be done tomorrow
March 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Brb building Rome. Should be done tomorrow
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Noah is an Army vet from Chicopee who needs our help. Please call your rep and make sure our man is given the treatment he needs and the dignity he deserves. Let’s get Noah home.
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Noah is an Army vet from Chicopee who needs our help. Please call your rep and make sure our man is given the treatment he needs and the dignity he deserves. Let’s get Noah home.
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Don’t talk about my violent delights. Just because yours didn’t end how you wanted
October 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Don’t talk about my violent delights. Just because yours didn’t end how you wanted
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Always forever. Forever and ever.
September 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Always forever. Forever and ever.
The AR in AR-15 stands for Aldo Raine
June 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The AR in AR-15 stands for Aldo Raine
I can’t keep doing this on my own. With these … puppy girls.
June 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I can’t keep doing this on my own. With these … puppy girls.
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Can a thing be beautiful if it’s not lindy?
May 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Can a thing be beautiful if it’s not lindy?
Somebody explained pump and dumps to this guy back in November and now he’s just doing it over and over like a monkey hitting the button that dispenses bananas.
Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
April 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Somebody explained pump and dumps to this guy back in November and now he’s just doing it over and over like a monkey hitting the button that dispenses bananas.
Hey guys? I’m starting to think that the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
April 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hey guys? I’m starting to think that the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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[Žižek voice] And what is it the hippos were hungry for? The empty, white sphere of fantasy, onto which they—and the children who controlled them—could project their desire. Once captured, each hippo releases this desire, unconsumed, into a pen to contain it, before beginning the search for more.
January 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
[Žižek voice] And what is it the hippos were hungry for? The empty, white sphere of fantasy, onto which they—and the children who controlled them—could project their desire. Once captured, each hippo releases this desire, unconsumed, into a pen to contain it, before beginning the search for more.
Is the tran not entitled to the awe of her tism? “NO!” Says the man in Washington “It belongs to the algorithm.” “NO!” Says the man in the Vatican “It belongs to the devil.” “NO!” Says the man in Moscow “It belongs to the state.”
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Is the tran not entitled to the awe of her tism? “NO!” Says the man in Washington “It belongs to the algorithm.” “NO!” Says the man in the Vatican “It belongs to the devil.” “NO!” Says the man in Moscow “It belongs to the state.”