John Dees
@throwsomedeeson.bsky.social
Arsenal, Houston sports and Seattle Kraken enjoyer. Sports betting should be outlawed no matter how totalitarian and prudish that sounds
The Astros will go 13-0 in the postseason. If they clear the 13% chance of making it there
August 28, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The Astros will go 13-0 in the postseason. If they clear the 13% chance of making it there
And Tim Curry????
August 26, 2026 at 4:39 PM
And Tim Curry????
Astros fans who think Jeff Bagwell is a/the problem are the worst part of the fanbase
August 26, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Astros fans who think Jeff Bagwell is a/the problem are the worst part of the fanbase
THE @houstondynamo.com ARE FIRST AND HAVE TIED THE MLS RECORD FOR 5 CLEAN SHEET W’S.
FREAK OUT ABOUT IT
FREAK OUT ABOUT IT
August 20, 2026 at 5:12 AM
THE @houstondynamo.com ARE FIRST AND HAVE TIED THE MLS RECORD FOR 5 CLEAN SHEET W’S.
FREAK OUT ABOUT IT
FREAK OUT ABOUT IT
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Christian Walker vs Andrés Muñoz
🏁 Walk-Off 🏁 Home Run (23) 💣
Exit velo: 108.2 mph
Launch angle: 29 deg
Projected distance: 405 ft
No doubt about that one 🔒
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks
SEA @ HOU
🔻 10th
🏁 Walk-Off 🏁 Home Run (23) 💣
Exit velo: 108.2 mph
Launch angle: 29 deg
Projected distance: 405 ft
No doubt about that one 🔒
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks
SEA @ HOU
🔻 10th
August 15, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Christian Walker vs Andrés Muñoz
🏁 Walk-Off 🏁 Home Run (23) 💣
Exit velo: 108.2 mph
Launch angle: 29 deg
Projected distance: 405 ft
No doubt about that one 🔒
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks
SEA @ HOU
🔻 10th
🏁 Walk-Off 🏁 Home Run (23) 💣
Exit velo: 108.2 mph
Launch angle: 29 deg
Projected distance: 405 ft
No doubt about that one 🔒
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks
SEA @ HOU
🔻 10th
Had to listen to the radio because of blackouts and WALKERS WALKER-OFF WAS THE LOUDEST BAT CRACK OF ALL TIME
August 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Had to listen to the radio because of blackouts and WALKERS WALKER-OFF WAS THE LOUDEST BAT CRACK OF ALL TIME
Rockets playing two games in Portland back-to-back in March?
August 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Rockets playing two games in Portland back-to-back in March?
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club
August 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club
I broke my ankle and had surgery in December and I can’t start running until September. Fuck getting old, man.
According to the Astros, Carlos Correa has "begun light on field baseball activity and a running progression." Correa underwent season-ending ankle surgery in May.
July 31, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I broke my ankle and had surgery in December and I can’t start running until September. Fuck getting old, man.
394 feet opposite field. Just fuck off man, I love him
July 23, 2026 at 2:24 AM
394 feet opposite field. Just fuck off man, I love him
Shout out Jake Meyers in Anaheim in 2021 (I was there)
How rare is it for a player to hit each of their first two career HRs in the same game? 🤔
This week, Cleveland's Petey Halpin added his name to the list of players to accomplish this feat!
This week, Cleveland's Petey Halpin added his name to the list of players to accomplish this feat!
July 22, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Shout out Jake Meyers in Anaheim in 2021 (I was there)
Lmaooooooooooo most evil franchise on the planet keeps on truckin
July 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Lmaooooooooooo most evil franchise on the planet keeps on truckin
Thomas Tuchel is getting locked up in the Tower of London
July 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Thomas Tuchel is getting locked up in the Tower of London
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War. The Exile (of Napoleon) and the Rock Limpet, by J. M. W. Turner, 1842, 📸 by @MaddieMMeyer
July 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
War. The Exile (of Napoleon) and the Rock Limpet, by J. M. W. Turner, 1842, 📸 by @MaddieMMeyer
Tuned in right before Cam’s homer. You’re welcome
July 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Tuned in right before Cam’s homer. You’re welcome
I’ve only had Logan Hughes for 30 seconds and I would already die for him. Power lefty OF with plate discipline 🫦
July 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I’ve only had Logan Hughes for 30 seconds and I would already die for him. Power lefty OF with plate discipline 🫦
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La résponse imprévue, by René Magritte, 1933, 📸 by Robert Gauthier
July 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
La résponse imprévue, by René Magritte, 1933, 📸 by Robert Gauthier
The reason why the US lost:
July 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
The reason why the US lost:
If you don’t like that you don’t like USA men’s football. (I don’t like it)
July 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
If you don’t like that you don’t like USA men’s football. (I don’t like it)
Haaland is the single most unlikable person in football
July 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Haaland is the single most unlikable person in football
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Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time
July 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time
I didn’t think it could be possible but this is the greatest World Cup of my lifetime
July 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I didn’t think it could be possible but this is the greatest World Cup of my lifetime
English commentators try not to talk about 1966 when calling games England is not playing in challenge
July 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
English commentators try not to talk about 1966 when calling games England is not playing in challenge
Absolute banger World Cup so far
June 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Absolute banger World Cup so far