Tim Lemke
@timlemke.bsky.social
That's fine, dude. I'm not mad at you. American human. Pro-democracy. Library trustee. Books. Philly sports. Baseball. Strat-o-Matic. Nature. News. Poetry. Coffee. BBQ. Laughs.
Minerva is described as the goddess of wisdom, warfare, and crafts. So, like, needlepoint and whatnot?
August 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Minerva is described as the goddess of wisdom, warfare, and crafts. So, like, needlepoint and whatnot?
Hard to pin down why, but I have a weird sense that a former NFL star may be involved in a slow police chase today…
June 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Hard to pin down why, but I have a weird sense that a former NFL star may be involved in a slow police chase today…
The Phillies managerial job is so unappealing that a guy turned it down and explicitly said he preferred to SPEND TIME WITH HIS FAMILY. Sheesh.
April 29, 2026 at 1:44 PM
The Phillies managerial job is so unappealing that a guy turned it down and explicitly said he preferred to SPEND TIME WITH HIS FAMILY. Sheesh.
Hey @toddzolecki.bsky.social what should we make of the fact that the Phillies shift far less than any other team in MLB? Just 33 total "shades" all year. Oh, and they are dead last in defensive efficiency.
baseballsavant.mlb.com/visuals/team...
baseballsavant.mlb.com/visuals/team...
MLB Team Fielder Positioning
Baseball Savant
baseballsavant.mlb.com
April 23, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Hey @toddzolecki.bsky.social what should we make of the fact that the Phillies shift far less than any other team in MLB? Just 33 total "shades" all year. Oh, and they are dead last in defensive efficiency.
baseballsavant.mlb.com/visuals/team...
baseballsavant.mlb.com/visuals/team...
I did it again. Went over to the other site. Scanned a few posts. Immediate blood pressure spike. God, what a cesspool. Not sure why I do that to myself.
April 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I did it again. Went over to the other site. Scanned a few posts. Immediate blood pressure spike. God, what a cesspool. Not sure why I do that to myself.
Major League Baseball needs to just strike a deal in which YouTube pays like a trillion dollars to air every single baseball game. One platform, no fragmented nonsense.
March 25, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Major League Baseball needs to just strike a deal in which YouTube pays like a trillion dollars to air every single baseball game. One platform, no fragmented nonsense.
Whose bright idea was it to have the Jamaica-New Caledonia World Cup qualifier take place at 9 p.m local time, 11 p.m. ET?
March 23, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Whose bright idea was it to have the Jamaica-New Caledonia World Cup qualifier take place at 9 p.m local time, 11 p.m. ET?
It’s clear to me the NCAA committee doesn’t know how to seed good mid-majors.
March 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
It’s clear to me the NCAA committee doesn’t know how to seed good mid-majors.
This is the right analysis.
RT @Jomboy_: Here's a full summary of how Team USA embarrassed themselves last night in the World Baseball Classic.
March 11, 2026 at 2:38 PM
This is the right analysis.
The World Baseball Classic grew on me this year, because I came to believe the players really care and take it seriously. The USA crapping the bed by failing to realize the importance of the Italy game makes me reconsider a bit.
March 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The World Baseball Classic grew on me this year, because I came to believe the players really care and take it seriously. The USA crapping the bed by failing to realize the importance of the Italy game makes me reconsider a bit.
@michaelclair.bsky.social I think I need to get your book now!
March 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
@michaelclair.bsky.social I think I need to get your book now!
Why did Great Britain take out Najer Victor? Dude was mowing guys down.
March 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Why did Great Britain take out Najer Victor? Dude was mowing guys down.
I understand that Miami-Ohio hasn't played a tough schedule. But 30-0 is 30-0. I hope they make a deep run.
March 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I understand that Miami-Ohio hasn't played a tough schedule. But 30-0 is 30-0. I hope they make a deep run.
Curling commentary is funny. "THE POWER OF THE HAMMER REIGNS SUPREME."
February 20, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Curling commentary is funny. "THE POWER OF THE HAMMER REIGNS SUPREME."
Great, tense win by the US women in curling! Needed an extra end after the Swiss scored three in the 10th. Exciting! On to the semifinals.
February 19, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Great, tense win by the US women in curling! Needed an extra end after the Swiss scored three in the 10th. Exciting! On to the semifinals.
Why on Earth is there not already a statue of Joe Carter outside Rogers Centre?
“A statue of Joe Carter's historic walk-off home run to win the 1993 World Series will be erected outside Toronto's downtown ballpark
The statue will represent the first World Series won on Canadian soil and is also symbolic of the team that won back-to-back championships in 1992 and 1993”
#Canada
The statue will represent the first World Series won on Canadian soil and is also symbolic of the team that won back-to-back championships in 1992 and 1993”
#Canada
Blue Jays legend Joe Carter to be honoured with statue outside Rogers Centre | CBC Sports
One of the greatest moments in Toronto Blue Jays history will be immortalized outside Rogers Centre. A statue of Joe Carter's historic walk-off home run to win the 1993 World Series will be erected ou...
www.cbc.ca
February 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Why on Earth is there not already a statue of Joe Carter outside Rogers Centre?
Reposted by Tim Lemke
So the “everyone should be armed” second amendment crowd is using the fact the a man was armed (maybe) as justification?
Is this right?
Is this right?
January 24, 2026 at 5:32 PM
So the “everyone should be armed” second amendment crowd is using the fact the a man was armed (maybe) as justification?
Is this right?
Is this right?
Reposted by Tim Lemke
Lots of worried people out there. That’s GOOD
(Made this for Instagram but reposting)
(Made this for Instagram but reposting)
January 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Lots of worried people out there. That’s GOOD
(Made this for Instagram but reposting)
(Made this for Instagram but reposting)
In America, you can be killed by the police for trying to do a simple K-turn.
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
In America, you can be killed by the police for trying to do a simple K-turn.
Reposted by Tim Lemke
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Reposted by Tim Lemke
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
I am quite certain we can solve the world’s energy problems by finding a way to channel the intensity of Max Scherzer starting Game 7 of the World Series.
November 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I am quite certain we can solve the world’s energy problems by finding a way to channel the intensity of Max Scherzer starting Game 7 of the World Series.
World Series Game 6 coverage opens with Rush’s “Subdivisions.” I want to run through a wall. Geddy Lee and Jays fans approve.
November 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
World Series Game 6 coverage opens with Rush’s “Subdivisions.” I want to run through a wall. Geddy Lee and Jays fans approve.
Dodgers are learning that it's not enough to have a couple guys playing well. Shohei may be able to do everything, but he can't do everything. And Blue Jays are getting contributions from everyone, including guys making $700k.
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Dodgers are learning that it's not enough to have a couple guys playing well. Shohei may be able to do everything, but he can't do everything. And Blue Jays are getting contributions from everyone, including guys making $700k.