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TimmyAtl
@timmyatl.bsky.social
Cat lover. Sun worshipper. All around silly guy.
Having flashbacks of running through Midtown Atlanta in a very tiny red swimsuit.
September 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
One of the houses in the subdivision already has it’s Halloween decorations out. I’ll be putting mine out Saturday. Let the spookiness begin.
September 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
For the last few days, I have been down a rabbit hole watching these silly AI gay short dramas on TikTok. They’re kind of like Hallmark holiday movies; you know how they’re going to end, but you have to watch it all the way through. One even got me teary-eyed and verklempt.

I am SO gay. 🤪
September 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
How the hell has the Grim Reaper not disposed of the orange asshat and old turtle head yet we’ve lost two icons in 24 hours?
August 26, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Someone click their heels and make it Friday again. Tomorrow is Monday and I’m not ready.
August 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
What are the odds on it happening again tonight? #fakenews
July 24, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Tonight’s cocktail choice is a cucumber habanero margarita. Love a salted rim 😉 #hornitos #tequila #whysitsospicy
July 20, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Lordy lordy lordy I have some right daft coworkers.
July 14, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The devil is beating his wife. #iykyk
June 14, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Someone please click their heels and take me back to the beginning of the weekend. #sundayscaries
May 31, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Sunday afternoons were made for cocktails and The Golden Girls.
May 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Chug a lug it’s beer time. 🍺
May 17, 2026 at 12:41 AM
A bacon sandwich in the middle of the afternoon? Why yes I will.
May 16, 2026 at 8:09 PM
It’s time.
April 22, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Nice spring weather today means I’m about to power wash the driveway in my hoochie daddy shorts.
April 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
The way I’m about to tear this spicy ramen up. And then it will get its revenge and tear me up later. 🌶️🍜
April 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
When did The Chainsmokers become sexy?

Or am I just late to the game?
April 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Lordt. Fridays were made for seeing friends naked here. Lol.
March 27, 2026 at 4:22 PM
For the record, shredded carrots do not belong on any salad.

I said what I said.
March 26, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Filed our taxes a full month before the deadline instead of the night before. This must be what adulting feels like.
March 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Raise your hand if you are about to hop on a work call and you are Donald Ducking it. ✋
March 11, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I love that the Scrubs reboot brought back all off the character. Hooch and Todd were the best.
March 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
The fucking orange asshat wants to start a war so he can end a war and call himself a hero and a peacemaker. Complete bullshit.
February 28, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Back home from vacation. Womp womp
February 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Monday. Already doing Monday things.
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM