@timnewton75.bsky.social
Are we talking make-up?
October 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Are we talking make-up?
PLEASE CAN WE FIND ONE PERSON PREPARED TELL THE TRUTH?
Sorry. It’s been a long day.
Sorry. It’s been a long day.
October 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
PLEASE CAN WE FIND ONE PERSON PREPARED TELL THE TRUTH?
Sorry. It’s been a long day.
Sorry. It’s been a long day.
At what hour will your bladder cope with a lovely tepid pint of Theakston’s Old Peculier?
Noon?
So let’s not talk about water closet needs again, shall we?
Noon?
So let’s not talk about water closet needs again, shall we?
October 6, 2026 at 8:47 PM
At what hour will your bladder cope with a lovely tepid pint of Theakston’s Old Peculier?
Noon?
So let’s not talk about water closet needs again, shall we?
Noon?
So let’s not talk about water closet needs again, shall we?
We spent a large chunk of the twentieth century buying labour saving devices, only to realise we needed to pay a different guy to put heavy things in a room for us to pick up and put down.
Doomed to repeat it.
Doomed to repeat it.
October 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
We spent a large chunk of the twentieth century buying labour saving devices, only to realise we needed to pay a different guy to put heavy things in a room for us to pick up and put down.
Doomed to repeat it.
Doomed to repeat it.
Steady on.
You sound cross.
I recommend tea.
You sound cross.
I recommend tea.
October 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Steady on.
You sound cross.
I recommend tea.
You sound cross.
I recommend tea.
The word vile might be on the way up because it is only four characters.
Survival of the shortest.
Like Lord Walker.
Survival of the shortest.
Like Lord Walker.
October 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The word vile might be on the way up because it is only four characters.
Survival of the shortest.
Like Lord Walker.
Survival of the shortest.
Like Lord Walker.
A long shot: might she have a chronic problem with her Roof?
Just asking.
Just asking.
October 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
A long shot: might she have a chronic problem with her Roof?
Just asking.
Just asking.
Ahem. Yes. More simply: a remarkably large chunk of the US electorate hasn’t noticed the President’s failings yet. The UK is not alone.
October 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Ahem. Yes. More simply: a remarkably large chunk of the US electorate hasn’t noticed the President’s failings yet. The UK is not alone.
Which are you?
October 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Which are you?
Bonus point.
October 6, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Bonus point.
Suggestions for an alternative moniker?
Brass neck?
Lead balloon?
Tin-foil hat?
Iron comb-over?
Brass neck?
Lead balloon?
Tin-foil hat?
Iron comb-over?
October 6, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Suggestions for an alternative moniker?
Brass neck?
Lead balloon?
Tin-foil hat?
Iron comb-over?
Brass neck?
Lead balloon?
Tin-foil hat?
Iron comb-over?
Well AI inserts American English unless you stop it… oh.
October 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Well AI inserts American English unless you stop it… oh.
Erm.
“Griffith’s policies include … abolishing two environmental bodies, Natural England and the Environment Agency.”
“… is all very sensible.”
Rightio. Plenty more turds in the sea then.
“Griffith’s policies include … abolishing two environmental bodies, Natural England and the Environment Agency.”
“… is all very sensible.”
Rightio. Plenty more turds in the sea then.
October 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Erm.
“Griffith’s policies include … abolishing two environmental bodies, Natural England and the Environment Agency.”
“… is all very sensible.”
Rightio. Plenty more turds in the sea then.
“Griffith’s policies include … abolishing two environmental bodies, Natural England and the Environment Agency.”
“… is all very sensible.”
Rightio. Plenty more turds in the sea then.
Yeah man.
They should listen to us on Bluesky.
They should listen to us on Bluesky.
October 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Yeah man.
They should listen to us on Bluesky.
They should listen to us on Bluesky.
Which party would you feel is his natural fit now?
If asked to explain my politics, I reply that I’m culturally a one nation Tory who has never voted Tory, and probably never will.
If asked to explain my politics, I reply that I’m culturally a one nation Tory who has never voted Tory, and probably never will.
October 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Which party would you feel is his natural fit now?
If asked to explain my politics, I reply that I’m culturally a one nation Tory who has never voted Tory, and probably never will.
If asked to explain my politics, I reply that I’m culturally a one nation Tory who has never voted Tory, and probably never will.
Please note:
Persistently looking down and to the right is now no longer considered a strong indicator of lying.
This does not mean that someone looking down to the right is telling the truth.
Persistently looking down and to the right is now no longer considered a strong indicator of lying.
This does not mean that someone looking down to the right is telling the truth.
October 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Please note:
Persistently looking down and to the right is now no longer considered a strong indicator of lying.
This does not mean that someone looking down to the right is telling the truth.
Persistently looking down and to the right is now no longer considered a strong indicator of lying.
This does not mean that someone looking down to the right is telling the truth.
3. Because they’re more likely to be carrying heavy tools, so watch out.
October 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
3. Because they’re more likely to be carrying heavy tools, so watch out.