Dr. Pepper’s Ghost
@tinfelix.bsky.social
I would buy you all an ice cream cone
he/him
he/him
Pinned
Tell your boss, teacher, jailer, brain I said you can go back to sleep
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I’m bopping jerks on the head today so lemme know who I need to bop for you.
May 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’m bopping jerks on the head today so lemme know who I need to bop for you.
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Rising from the seas, covered in seaweed, singing who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
January 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Rising from the seas, covered in seaweed, singing who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
you think the person or persons who invented bread are just sitting there in the afterlifelooking down on all the people who didn’t invent bread?
October 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
you think the person or persons who invented bread are just sitting there in the afterlifelooking down on all the people who didn’t invent bread?
“they’re filled with blood!”
October 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
“they’re filled with blood!”
guys, exciting news!
October 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
guys, exciting news!
The apotheosis of huey, dewey, and louie
3 orange lights ascending and moving North over East Orlando 11/2013
October 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The apotheosis of huey, dewey, and louie
The Chipmunks Sing the Satanic Verses
October 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The Chipmunks Sing the Satanic Verses
Tom Hanks reveals Toy Story 6 will herald the end times; regrets heralding didn’t happen with Toy Story 4
October 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Tom Hanks reveals Toy Story 6 will herald the end times; regrets heralding didn’t happen with Toy Story 4
Look at this cool moth
October 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Look at this cool moth
Feed a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he’ll eat parasites for a lifetime
October 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Feed a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he’ll eat parasites for a lifetime
spices last forever right
October 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
spices last forever right
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Really, how do you travel across the galaxy and just leave a motherfucker on another planet?
“Where’s ET?”
“Must be in the bathroom, let’s roll.”
“Where’s ET?”
“Must be in the bathroom, let’s roll.”
May 7, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Really, how do you travel across the galaxy and just leave a motherfucker on another planet?
“Where’s ET?”
“Must be in the bathroom, let’s roll.”
“Where’s ET?”
“Must be in the bathroom, let’s roll.”
ET phone gnome
September 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
ET phone gnome
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the august 2026 issue of Nervous has been added to my website mjjii.com/nervous
![I Am the Most Beautiful Fish Alive
[drawing of a fish with a bow on her head and hearts near her mouth]
Helloooo! My name is Shellyyy!!! I am a fish, duh!!!!! Anyway. I am the most beautiful fish alive!! Yes!!!
Everyone who sees me (Shelly) says that I am so beautiful!!! They like my shiny scales!! Everyone loves my eyes!! Shelly has such beautiful eyes!! Everyone says it!! Yay!!!!!!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2t3pjvgz3zrqqojku7rkscep/bafkreidh6szvcfayrwx5czhof5ybfsk6l3gyjpvetshfzqmao3taqtbaf4)
September 30, 2026 at 12:46 PM
the august 2026 issue of Nervous has been added to my website mjjii.com/nervous
I also like to sweat in all seasons
Men’s designers proposed extremely layered looks — shirts on top of shirts, socks on top of socks — on the fall runways.
Wear All Your Clothes at Once
Men’s designers proposed extremely layered looks — shirts on top of shirts, socks on top of socks — on the fall runways.
www.thecut.com
September 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I also like to sweat in all seasons
Weird Coins and their Curses
September 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Weird Coins and their Curses
Roll over beethoven, I think you’re on the remote
September 29, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Roll over beethoven, I think you’re on the remote
Maybe if it was Choosin’ New Jersey
September 29, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Maybe if it was Choosin’ New Jersey
I can do stuff
September 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I can do stuff
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The original fozzie bear was drained and killed in 1979 by the count when jim henson was late to bring the count’s sacrificial muppets. Sick.
Fozzie was replaced by his identical twin brother Bozzie.
I wish I was making this up.
Fozzie was replaced by his identical twin brother Bozzie.
I wish I was making this up.
May 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The original fozzie bear was drained and killed in 1979 by the count when jim henson was late to bring the count’s sacrificial muppets. Sick.
Fozzie was replaced by his identical twin brother Bozzie.
I wish I was making this up.
Fozzie was replaced by his identical twin brother Bozzie.
I wish I was making this up.
When I was younger I thought I was too uncool to listen to certain bands/music.
September 19, 2026 at 1:43 AM
When I was younger I thought I was too uncool to listen to certain bands/music.
Emailing Waldo:
I hope this email finds you
I hope this email finds you
September 18, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Emailing Waldo:
I hope this email finds you
I hope this email finds you
the people demand orbs
September 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM
the people demand orbs
Dungeons of Orc
September 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Dungeons of Orc