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@tinmonkeysfly.bsky.social
A tiny blue dot in a Red State. Kindness produces a natural high. Hate will not win.
March 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Every MAGA moron who voted for him, all members of his administration, and members of Congress, regardless of age or race, should be the first and only ones to go.
March 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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Impeach Felon 47 and every one of his toxic administration.
And let’s not forget the bootlickers in Congress who support the orange pedofile.
March 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I’m tired of being a tiny blue dot in a red state. This year we have the opportunity to chip away at the decay in Washington and send Lady Lindsey Graham & his ass-kissing of the demented orange felon to retirement. Never forget who Graham is, and the hate he embraces.
💙South Carolina VOTE BLUE💙
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The Doomsday Clock is currently at 89 seconds to midnight.

That’s 1.48333 minutes to being out of luck.

The 2026 Doomsday Clock Announcement, 10:00 a.m. ET January 27, 2026 | Virtual.
January 16, 2026 at 11:08 PM
In 2024, humanity edged ever closer to catastrophe. Trends that have concerned the Science & Security Board continued. Despite unmistakable signs of danger, leaders & their societies have failed to do what is needed to change course. The Doomsday Clock—the closest it has ever been to catastrophe.
January 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Seems like a good day to remind everyone that “I was just following orders” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials.
Currently awaiting the maga trials.
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Reposted
Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it
January 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂😂😂👏👏👏
January 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Attention Grim Reaper and Karma. It’s time to tag team. This fu#ker is past his expiration date.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
January 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
January 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Well of course he did.
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Reposted
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Hello Congress, get your head out of felon 47s ass.
IMPEACH.
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
We have a corrupt president perhaps another country would be so kind as to return the favor.
PS: if you could take a drunk secretary of war also, that would be awesome.
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
America, take note, this is how it’s done. With the current racist assholes ruining the country, we definitely need to start banning the racist. Let’s start at the tippy top with Felon 47 and move straight to Homeland Security, Kristi Noem and her ICE gestapo.
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Europe is insulating itself from American sabotage, Denmark has formally classified America as a national security risk & the U.S. Navy is now reenacting Pirates of the Caribbean with live ammo.

I miss the good ole days when the only breaking news was this guy wearing a tan suit.
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December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Felon 47 only seized the oil tanker to distract from Marco Polo changing the official font from Calibri to Times New Roman.

apnews.com/article/trum...
US has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, Trump says
President Donald Trump says the United States has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela as tensions mount with the government of President Nicolás Maduro.
apnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This entire administration should be using Comic Sans.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it."
-Walter Langer
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Reposted
The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips
The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies,
www.whitehouse.gov
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Both were taken this weekend.
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM