What this truly highlights is that anyone we cross could have someone trapped and begging for help under their foreskin…

And no one would ever know 🫠

“Can you believe this is the tallest you will ever be again? Savor the view… it won’t last.”

Perfect POV to feel utterly inadequate 🫠

“Unshrink people?! I didn’t even know I could shrink people!”

This reminds me of a story where a tiny guy waits for his wife to come home from work, wanting to hear all about her day and nod along…

Only to smell the scent of cum lingering on her fingers as she picks him up to say hi, before telling him about endless boring meetings and Janice from HR.

"I'm so sorry" in the top 5 things that can be said to someone who's about to get permashrunk

The odds that it would trigger an explosive growth episode were infinitesimal, but your luck was running high…

Or everyone else’s was running very low 🙏

If someone is able to tell me how I should praise this other than feral submissive noises - I’m all ears 🫠

Seeing you cover in 2 steps the distance they took hours to cross has a way of breaking one's morale 😔

Your hands aren’t necessary to perform this task 😌