Fucking woof, pig 🥵🥵

It's an important part of a healthy diet! 2000s pop music is the only thing puppeteering my decrepit corpse of a Friday morning.

This was amazing, thank You so much BOSS ☺️

Fuckin sexy!! 🥵

Out of interest, how do you get your gloves and waders so shiny despite being (presumably) chlorinated?

So many sexy rolls 🥵🥵

Signing myself up, please 🐽

Thank you! This i can do (and already do, but sometimes it helps to check i'm on the right track)

i would say it's BOSS, because i've been *ordered* to be an edging tool

You are looking AMAZING 🥵🐽

Isn't that what my mouth is for, BOSS?

This is very useful, thank you Pig!! Like, incredibly useful 😅 my instinct is always towards the latter, but it can be hard to work out that balance.

Well that's the thing - it's not always a 50/50 split, in the sense that if i don't know them especially well yet, the gear/activity is the main thing i have to go on.

i like the people i'm thinking of a lot, but the gear or play is sort of the thing that's enticed me in by design, i would say.

i mean, i'm fully prepared to just start asking! i'm just concerned that it'll come across as rude or opportunistic cos i've accidentally stomped all over a social boundary by accident

Oh no, this is horny...

i'm very much looking forward to it!

Obligatory photo, because to this day it's still one of the best pictures ever taken off me 😁

Once years ago, maaaaybe twice. Very intense, but also i was far less experienced back then!