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All the other Fims Shady are simply pretending to be me. 50-something lifelong gamer. I strive to be the funniest thing you read today. I wouldn't feed AI slop to pigs.
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THIS 👇 HERE IS TRUE.....
September 14, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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Two new staff members were hired by Mitch McConnell today to help him get around as he returns to Congress
September 14, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Yeah baby. Don't give me "yeah, but it's funny". It's funny how you haven't figured out what a tool you are. #FuckAISlop #AI #AISlop
September 14, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The video the White House doesn't want you to see. Watch this video, and I dare you to not vote for Talarico. You can't do it. Don't even try. #JamesTalarico #Talafreako
Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
www.youtube.com
September 11, 2026 at 12:37 PM
See these guys? That's what leaders looks like. Unlike that expired pastrami-stuffed body sock that is leading the USA.
Can’t replace a leader of the free world but if we try hard enough we might be able to reconstruct one in aggregate
Carney standing by Zelenskyy: "Ukraine will never submit"
September 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Holy shit. Hey, where's her twin sister? Did she leave her on the bloody elevator in that hotel from the Shining?
First to drink the Kool-Aid, first to ask for seconds.
September 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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This is a reprint of a blog published Oct 2024. Since then Musk has donated $300M to make Trump POTUS & is a trillionaire due Federal contracts. Trump is about to make the Saudis a nuclear power & they’ve given Jared Kushner over $2B.

Remember this on the eve of 9/11.
thedemlabs.org/2026/09/09/9...
9/11: Track the Saudi Money Musk Used to Buy Twitter
This 9/11, follow the Saudi money behind Elon Musk's Twitter takeover. Trace Prince Alwaleed's billions, kingdom backing, and national security stakes.
thedemlabs.org
September 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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The Troll-Masters return Wednesday 9/16 🙏 🤣
September 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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JON STEWART: “They began covering their ass 3 weeks after 9/11… There was poison in the air, on the ground, on your pets/clothes… THE CITY KNEW. Rather than limit the damage, they covered it up… After 9/11, business will never be usual again.”

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September 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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September 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
September 10, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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Cartoonist: Mike Luckovich
September 10, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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Bigliest crowd in American Airlines Center history!

Ignore all those empty seats. They used F-35 technology so the people are literally invisible
September 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Last night, I dreamed I caught a Pokemon, and its only power was that it either tasted like pasta sauce or peanut butter, and no one knew which one. Every time I tried to find out, it hid in a box.
September 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Posting this in case anyone needs reminding that #Trump is a lying, bloated, narcissistic, crunchy fap sock. Trump was nowhere near ground zero, and if he were, he'd have pushed old ladies out of his way to get clear of it. #TrumpLies
Trump makes new 9/11 claim in his disputed role after terror attacks
President Trump yesterday gave a new account of what he says happened in the aftermath of the September 11th terror attacks. Speaking at a ceremony honoring those killed, Trump said he went to lower M...
www.ms.now
September 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Andrew Garfield: "I hope if any billionaires see it, they're scared shitless".
'They're the Ones That Might Be the Most Soul Sick' — Andrew Garfield Hopes Billionaires Are 'Scared S**tless' by His New Movie, The Uprising
Andrew Garfield has said he hopes that any billionaires who see his new movie, The Uprising, are “scared s**tless” by it.
www.ign.com
September 8, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Hypocrisy is fucking adorable when I do it.
August 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I'm lovin' it.
The President of the United States!
August 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-l... I imagine at some point, Lindell is going to look at his massive pile of failures and wonder why he ever gave up crack. #mikelindell #mypillow
Trump-Endorsed ‘MyPillow Guy’ Mike Lindell Loses Minnesota Governor Primary
Lindell would probably have lost badly to the likely Democratic gubernatorial nominee, Amy Klobuchar, in November.
www.huffpost.com
August 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Whitehouse: "Today I think is a sad and embarrassing day for this committee as it looks like on a party-line vote we are going to advance out of this committee probably the most discreditable person ever to seek the office of attorney general. Let's start with the Epstein files ... "
August 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Hey folks! This shitty looking film is full of AI slop! If you should come across any of the few humans that worked on it, be sure to drop a steaming deuce on their chests. #AISlop #Icecreamman
www.reddit.com/user/IceCrea...
From IceCreamMan_Movie's profile on Reddit: I scream. You scream. We all scream for ICE CREAM MAN 😱 Only in theatres Friday.
Explore this post and more from IceCreamMan_Movie's profile
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August 4, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Why does every news site I go to think I want to watch videos of toenail fungus being treated?
July 29, 2026 at 3:51 PM
What kind of leader arbitrarily applies a 50% tariff to an ally? One that's terrified his days are numbered.
July 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I look at the "it's AI but it's funny" stance like this: someone tells me there's this really funny joke, but it's written on a dick. And the dick is being shoved in my face, and it's clear that the guy doesn't take very good care of himself.

"But the joke is really funny!"

Yeah... except dick.
July 20, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I somehow managed to accidentally trigger Gemini on my phone just as I belched. It interpreted it as me saying I was looking to end my life. I explained that I had merely belched, and it couldn't contextualize that information. Told me I had said "do the deed". Nah, bitch. Just burps. #AI
June 26, 2026 at 1:49 PM