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The ag research scientists that introduced the Asian beetle to the US deserve a special place in the afterlife. 👿
September 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Hahahahaha
“My psychic told me that in just 15 years, you will stop being The Stupidest Man Ever To Be Elected President.”
September 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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And btw, none of this is funny. None of it. Unless you think an idiotic, sociopathic madman in the White House who’s singlehandedly fucked up the economy and turned America into a place people around the world either revile or pity and want nothing to do with is funny.
August 28, 2026 at 2:14 AM
What a numbnut.
President Trump ordered Lake Ontario to be renamed Lake America, the latest broadside in his escalating feud with Canada.

Trump said he made the change because “Canada has been ripping us off for a long time on trade, very sadly.”
Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario as Lake America, escalating Canada feud
President Donald Trump said he's making the change because “Canada has been ripping us off for a long time on trade, very sadly.”
www.washingtonpost.com
August 27, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
August 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I can’t believe he continues to shock me, yet here we are…
Q: Can you rule out that Iran is behind the water attacks?

TRUMP: I don't think so. I think that Minnesota is behind it. You know who is behind it? Minnesota. Because they're grossly incompetent. I don't think there was an Iranian cyberattack. I think Minnesota ought to get its act together.
July 31, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Same.
Kody Clemens just hit a walk off grand slam to drive in all the runs in a game where the Twins were down by 3 runs, being shut out, and down to their last strike, 0-2 in the count. One of the greatest things I’ve ever seen with these eyes.
July 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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WHEEEEEEE!
July 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Too funny.
Derek Shelton, as reporters filed into his office postgame: "That'll f*** up some game stories, huh?"
July 30, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Just recently listened to an awesome interview with him on 1A and was once again reminded of what incredible talent he possessed. We lost a good one today.
July 30, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I miss how easy it was to mess around with Windows 3.1.
Starting a new religious sect that only accepts technology up to Windows XP and Word 2000
July 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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So the evil masterminds who supposedly rigged the election to defeat Trump in 2020 because he was a threat to the Deep State then let him win in 2024 and allowed his party to also win the senate and house?
July 17, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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Pete Hegseth seems *obsessed* with the appearance of the men in our military. He monitors how much facial hair they have. He wants them to get bigger muscles by doing pull-ups. And now he wants them to take testosterone.

Is he running a military or a stable of porn actors?
July 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
My Grand Staircase road-trip was a borderline religious experience. He just continues to ruin everything.
July 11, 2026 at 11:14 AM
So true…
Mom Spends Beach Vacation Assuming All Household Duties In Closer Proximity To Ocean https://theonion.com/mom-spends-beach-vacation-assuming-all-household-duties-1819575406/
July 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Pope Leo turned the question around like the boss he is.
April 25, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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It must be Tuesday.
April 21, 2026 at 8:27 PM
If anyone out there needs a new product idea, a well-designed plastic glove that fits over a hand cast would be a winner. Not a shower cover - an actual glove you can do yard work with.

The self-made rubber glove/duct tape/baggie one just isn’t doing it.
April 21, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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I mean, you don't really need a translator
April 4, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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The political calculations that result in cutting NASA funding the day after the Artemis II launch must be fascinating
April 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
What a jackass.
Trump to a woman reporter: "Wait a minute. You're a fresh person. We've had a lot of problems with you, haven't we?"
March 31, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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They shouldn’t let him talk to the public while he’s sundowning
March 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Grandpa’s delusional again…
Trump: "I won three times. I won three times convincingly."
March 31, 2026 at 10:26 PM
So proud.
Thank you, Bruce Springsteen 🫶
March 29, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The only bball team @weldie.bsky.social ever loved.
From @theathletic.com: For 40 years, Duke has been college basketball’s most polarizing team. People love to hate Duke.

But has Duke basketball become less hateable? Perhaps, maybe, even likable? nyti.ms/40UJIgS
March 28, 2026 at 4:37 AM