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The Legendary Frank King
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I've traveled every road in this here land.
This is the origin story of Alia Atreides
September 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Being born human causes psychosis. It's inherent to evolving as an animal that had to kill to survive but now is ruled by laws. Freud said this is why people watch horror movies.
September 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Boston TV feed + Rangers radio?
September 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
That's somebody wearing a Mitch suit
September 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Guns!
IN SPACE!!!!!
September 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
How the fuck would you tell if a dog is autistic? What. Does she only bark in even numbers?
September 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Cam Skattebo's CTE is such a meme now that it has its own state farm commercial
September 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
SO very wrong. Definitely artificial, not very intelligent.
September 14, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I put the first paragraph of A Tale of Two Cities into an AI detector which claims to be the most used detector on the planet. It told me it was 99% sure it was written by AI

I put a paragraph generated by Claude into the same detector and it told me it was 87% sure that paragraph was human written
September 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I was on that EXACT same health plan for 2 decades. so weird.
September 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
But yeah, women are way too emotional to ever be president. 😑
September 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
How he get them big naturals?
September 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Because I guarenfuckingtee if I offered a $5 dollar bribe for a single vote I'd be going to federal prison just for the offer.
September 11, 2026 at 1:21 AM
🎶There's a starmaaaan waiting with a knife
He'd like to come and cut us
Or stab us from behind🎶 - David Bowie probably
September 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Sally Sale Snell Shells by the Slee Snore.
September 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM