Totally Not Batman
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I'm not saying I'm Batman, but you never see me and Batman in the same room do you.
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manifestly unfit. asking this guy to be president is like asking your toddler to drive you to work. it ain't gonna turn out well.
September 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
manifestly unfit. asking this guy to be president is like asking your toddler to drive you to work. it ain't gonna turn out well.
They do admit Natalie is creepy though.... that's something.
The taxpayer-funded White House incitement account is now attacking me for [checks notes] being in my 40s
September 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
They do admit Natalie is creepy though.... that's something.
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I'm so over of this obsessive stunt queen and his relentless, tiresome gimmicks to get attention. I can't wait until this thirsty nuisance has left the stage . . .
September 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I'm so over of this obsessive stunt queen and his relentless, tiresome gimmicks to get attention. I can't wait until this thirsty nuisance has left the stage . . .
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It’s not funny. It’s not clever. It’s covering up a very sick-minded man who is running this country into the ground.
September 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It’s not funny. It’s not clever. It’s covering up a very sick-minded man who is running this country into the ground.
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Pro-Russia/Pro-Israel right-wing Reform sycophants in the UK assault multiple young women for speaking out against Donald Trump and the Tate brother's friend, the corrupt Nigel Farage. Farage laughed and joked about the assaults.
September 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Pro-Russia/Pro-Israel right-wing Reform sycophants in the UK assault multiple young women for speaking out against Donald Trump and the Tate brother's friend, the corrupt Nigel Farage. Farage laughed and joked about the assaults.
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Canada has helped the US through almost every single tough time they've had and now this lunatic just shits all over us constantly and everyone just lets it happen. This is just too much for this Canadian. Not sure where we go from here.
August 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Canada has helped the US through almost every single tough time they've had and now this lunatic just shits all over us constantly and everyone just lets it happen. This is just too much for this Canadian. Not sure where we go from here.
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Trump’s rhetoric about Canada is completely insane
August 27, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Trump’s rhetoric about Canada is completely insane
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"Good times. Great memories." -- Fox & Friends' tribute to Karoline Leavitt is just a supercut of her being a condescending jerk to reporters. Imagine being proud of acting like this.
August 27, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"Good times. Great memories." -- Fox & Friends' tribute to Karoline Leavitt is just a supercut of her being a condescending jerk to reporters. Imagine being proud of acting like this.
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Dolly Parton did all the good she could, for all the people she could, for as long as ever she could.
From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America.
Dolly, we'll miss your great heart.
From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America.
Dolly, we'll miss your great heart.
August 25, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Dolly Parton did all the good she could, for all the people she could, for as long as ever she could.
From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America.
Dolly, we'll miss your great heart.
From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America.
Dolly, we'll miss your great heart.
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Capital One.. as retaliation for flagging trumps accounts for money laundering
August 24, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Capital One.. as retaliation for flagging trumps accounts for money laundering
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Hannity on AOC: Wow, she couldn’t answer a question about Taiwan!
Hannity on Darline Graham: Why is everyone making a big deal about this question on Taiwan? People can’t event find it on a map!
Hannity on Darline Graham: Why is everyone making a big deal about this question on Taiwan? People can’t event find it on a map!
August 20, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Hannity on AOC: Wow, she couldn’t answer a question about Taiwan!
Hannity on Darline Graham: Why is everyone making a big deal about this question on Taiwan? People can’t event find it on a map!
Hannity on Darline Graham: Why is everyone making a big deal about this question on Taiwan? People can’t event find it on a map!
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WAYNE ALLYN ROOT: You have the right to declare a national security emergency for elections. If you do this in the next month, we will get photo ID, proof of citizenship, and a limit to mail ballots
TRUMP: Let me just say stranger things have happened. I'll leave it at that
WAYNE ALLYN ROOT: You have the right to declare a national security emergency for elections. If you do this in the next month, we will get photo ID, proof of citizenship, and a limit to mail ballots
TRUMP: Let me just say stranger things have happened. I'll leave it at that
August 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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WAYNE ALLYN ROOT: You have the right to declare a national security emergency for elections. If you do this in the next month, we will get photo ID, proof of citizenship, and a limit to mail ballots
TRUMP: Let me just say stranger things have happened. I'll leave it at that
WAYNE ALLYN ROOT: You have the right to declare a national security emergency for elections. If you do this in the next month, we will get photo ID, proof of citizenship, and a limit to mail ballots
TRUMP: Let me just say stranger things have happened. I'll leave it at that
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of all the things that never happened, this is the thing that never happened the most
August 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
of all the things that never happened, this is the thing that never happened the most
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Wow, the president was really asleep at the wheel in 2020
August 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Wow, the president was really asleep at the wheel in 2020
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the bottom line is that Trump has been on Putin's side since day one, but every now and then he'll do a little head fake ("Maybe I'll allow Ukraine to make patriot missiles!") to throw people off the scent
August 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
the bottom line is that Trump has been on Putin's side since day one, but every now and then he'll do a little head fake ("Maybe I'll allow Ukraine to make patriot missiles!") to throw people off the scent
Data Centers, nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.
Trump: "I think any community that turns down AI is making a big mistake ... data centers, if you look at the state, everything is good around them"
August 5, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Data Centers, nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.
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🔥 Here's Whitehouse's entire remarkable speech opposing Blanche: "What's left of this committee when we don't demand straight answers? How many times has DOJ been asked what became of the $50k that the FBI reported it handed to Homan? ... our R colleagues see no evil, hear no evil, & speak no evil."
Whitehouse on Blanche: "Today is a sad and embarrassing day"
YouTube video by Aaron Rupar
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August 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
🔥 Here's Whitehouse's entire remarkable speech opposing Blanche: "What's left of this committee when we don't demand straight answers? How many times has DOJ been asked what became of the $50k that the FBI reported it handed to Homan? ... our R colleagues see no evil, hear no evil, & speak no evil."
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WHY WOULD YOU SUE TO BLOCK THIS???
July 29, 2026 at 9:17 PM
WHY WOULD YOU SUE TO BLOCK THIS???
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Slow down professor nature. Let the rest of us catch up.
July 29, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Slow down professor nature. Let the rest of us catch up.
There needs to be a new term. I mean there is "living rent free" and then whatever the hell Trump has with Obama in his head.
July 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
There needs to be a new term. I mean there is "living rent free" and then whatever the hell Trump has with Obama in his head.