When will the crowd start to turn and just leave? Wonder if he snapped those firefighters waistband?

Everytime another parent asked how to get their son to date women I answered like this. Tell them to join coed bowling league or volleyball league. Become a known quantity. Get off the XBOX and play around couples and singles.

Many things like causing heart attacks and strokes. No to mention harm to children and pregnant women.

Wonder if he fills out his scores in black sharpe too?

Lunch is at 11: 30 or a half past 11, maybe?

RFK Jr. Is pretty high on the tree of life. Just let know when he falls out of it.

Just a legal note. Don't forget to put all affairs in order. Use the 2 step method. 1 step moving quickly 2 step watch where you sit.

Gee, yah but we usually throw out the carved pumpkins when they stop to rotten and smell.

The word calendar has three syllables, but Trump only sees the one syllable words with three letters.

Try chasing a pill you dropped? Talk about playing, "WHERE DID IT GO!?".

Guess that Trump’s definition of "A FAMILY JERK?". Is there a dance to go with that? Yes, Eww.

Is it pop the blood vessels time or will be be just the collapse?

Boom! Or....

Remember there are limits and yes, even the number of correct vowels in a word.

Sorry but, when we say woke it means we finished our first coffee.

Hey, it's a squash ball just colored pink. Dude? Are you stressed?