ideemthatsheyetlives
toastielounger.bsky.social
ideemthatsheyetlives
@toastielounger.bsky.social
any pronouns

Profile pic by @jellicores.

You know what they say about toilets.
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For some reason i thoight this was about elvis
September 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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how come you use a “stopwatch” for timing things and a “timer” for watching when to stop
September 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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something you need to know about me is that Cloud being impromptu sentence-mixed into saying "Gotta shit. Take it from here." has just been a part of my vocabulary for the past two years
May 27, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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I think we should get rid of horoscopes and do which-halberd-are-you quizzes instead
September 13, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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Everyone disturbed by Link looking moist are people with no imagination, no capability to fill in the blanks of the limited graphics of the time. He was always intended to be moist. I always imagined him moist. The boy is moist. Sorry you were left out of the moistness I always knew he posessed
September 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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wow they’ve made *another* video game?? how original 🙄
August 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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This has been on of those posts which has lived in my head rent free

to the point that when I DJ'd last month I made sure to reference it, I'm not sure if anyone at #EMFcamp got the joke or not but it was for me so that's not the point.
August 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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ever notice how sometimes a Post will just engrave itself on your brain and whenever you hold the described object or do that described activity in the future, you'll think of that Post again? anyway, when all your possible actions are bound by Posts, that's when you die
August 22, 2026 at 5:03 AM
What if the SUPERHOT universe works on the same logic as Matt Fraction's Sex Criminals comic?
August 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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😌
July 27, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Chiitan loves all genders 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Because I myself have no gender.
Even now, transgender people are carrying deep anxiety—

yet I believe they have the right to freely love the ones they desire,
and to live together with their true soul.
July 24, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
August 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
August 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
July 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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the random wife table is more than a page in size and the random husbands table is like 2 inches. there are 8 kinds of husband and 22 kinds of wife. the husbands are 1 or 2 word descriptions and each wife has a full unique dowry algorithm
July 17, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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speed racer 2008 is the ultimate chick flick and little women 1994 is the ultimate high octane action flick
July 11, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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do you think imogen binnie gets sick of people telling her there are no cacti in northern nevada
June 28, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Pivoting from being a “saved in the edit” contrarian to a “saved in the projection booth” pedant because if the movie hadn’t been spooled correctly you’d never have seen it.
July 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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i've seen enough. put every country in the world cup. all of them. make this shit last 3+ months
July 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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*explaining how we're gonna take the fortress of tmutorokan to a 12th century Kievan Rus* okay imagine fucking a beautiful woman who hates you
July 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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GREAT NEWS EVERYONE, I've been doing some brainstorming and I figured out how to make the climax much hornier.
June 26, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Fundraiser for a trans person to pay for a student visa and other expenses to remain in Ireland for three more years rather than be sent back to the USA.

It's a pretty large goal but it's gathered quite a lot of momentum in the three days it's been posted already.

www.gofundme.com/f/keep-aqua-...
Donate to Keep Aqua in Ireland, organized by Aqua Lake
I'm a 24 year old disabled trans person from Florida with no immediate family and no money. I'm raising… Aqua Lake needs your support for Keep Aqua in Ireland
www.gofundme.com
June 19, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Ohhhhhhh, I'm the trans Ayn Rand fanfic successor to Daniel Lavery (I'm trans now)
Where the fuck did all the trans Ayn Rand fanfic writers go after Daniel Lavery stopped doing Randfic?
June 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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sometimes you have to let the soft animal of your body hit the soft animal of someone else’s body rlly fuckin hard
June 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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Glass Onion is the smash bros of the beatles
June 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM