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tohedonist.bsky.social
Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦
@tohedonist.bsky.social
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Tall, slim, open-minded human male. Ethically non-monogamous. Come for the sex, stay for the politics (or vice versa). IG: tohedonist2. Twitter: TOhedonist.
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tohedonist.bsky.social
I thought this was The Onion.
@theonion.com
washingtonpost.com The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 1d
FCC Chairman Brendan Carr said he would defer to the Pentagon over whether to potentially broadcast the scheduled execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan on television networks.
FCC chief defers to Pentagon on whether military execution could air on TV
Broadcasters could pick up the live feed if no restrictions are set.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
Republicans would rather your children watch a man get killed than a drag queen read
October 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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andreazanin.bsky.social
As I've said elsewhere: you don't need to love Olivia Chow to vote for her. You just need to want to make sure Doug Ford doesn't have even more untoward influence over this city than he already does. Also, bike lanes. Nuff said.
October 9, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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lebassett.bsky.social
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
October 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
tohedonist.bsky.social
“115 charges against Man City…?”
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 3d
Acid is groovy Kill the.....
October 7, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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clareblackwood.bsky.social
Brad Bradford Is Going To Make Toronto Liveable Again (With Cops)

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Brad Bradford Is Going To Make Toronto Liveable Again (With Cops)
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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October 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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hadriantemple.bsky.social
October 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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andreazanin.bsky.social
ER doctors are on side: some 650 of them signed a petition to stop Ford from removing bike lanes, saying - as we do in every protest - "bike lanes save lives."
You'd think this would be a simple thing. What a ridiculous culture war our premier has created.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Ontario health-care coalition denounces province's plan to remove bike lanes across Toronto | CBC News
A coalition of Ontario health-care workers gathered in downtown Toronto on Tuesday to denounce the provincial government’s plan to remove bike lanes on three major roadways across the city.
www.cbc.ca
September 30, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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clareblackwood.bsky.social
Our premier is such a piece of shit.
September 28, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
We should be "paid" for doing our own scanning, running the cash register and bagging. A consumer at a self-check is doing the work of three people. We should also get paid every time we have to tell a fellow shopper where to find an item because the store doesn't have people on the floor.
September 28, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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coopersbeckett.com
Oh holy crap, @theonion.com !

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September 24, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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ivory1.bsky.social
Happy Punctuation Day!
#NationalPunctuationDay
Standard comma: You know Bob, Sue and Greg? They came to my house. Oxford comma: You know Bob, Sue, and Greg? They came to my house. Christopher Walken comma: You know, Bob, Sue, and Greg, they came, to my house. William Shatner comma: You, know, Bob, Sue, and Greg, they, came, to my, house.
September 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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clareblackwood.bsky.social
My latest Danielle Smith video for @forwardcanada.bsky.social has her answering every question you've ever had about what happens if the separatists actually win the referendum! Check it out!

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PSA: Premier Smith Answers Your Referendum Questions #satire
YouTube video by Forward Canada
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September 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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youremceekayvee.bsky.social
Guys we need to all do our part to prevent monks from hiking. Remember, only you can prevent forest friars.
Monks praying in the forest
September 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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johnathanperk.bsky.social
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA.

Learned a lot, watching this.
August 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
tohedonist.bsky.social
That moment when you realize you’ve… enjoyed… the cashier at the local grocery store at your local sex club.
September 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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laurenjane.bsky.social
The issue here is my partner and I are queer people who make queer art and a handful of CBSA agents were empowered to discriminate against us for months over our work by targeting books about transgressive topics and art that shows naked queer bodies.
laurenjane.bsky.social Ruin Jane @laurenjane.bsky.social · Sep 4
In February of this year the CBSA arrested my partner for ownership of popular fiction books like "pattern recognition" & "1Q84" - calling them obscene and hate speech.
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We challenged the arrest & won!
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But it cost us $20,000
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Please help us
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Pay Finding Lauren Jane
Tap to finalize your purchase. No PayPal account? No worries.
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September 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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onemoregoodman.bsky.social
Criticism of the Israeli state and of illegal settlements in the West Bank is NOT antisemitism. Can we all say this loudly together please.
September 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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clareblackwood.bsky.social
Brad Bradford Is Running For Mayor Of Toronto, Unless He Changes His Mind

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Brad Bradford Is Running For Mayor Of Toronto, Unless He Changes His Mind
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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September 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
Happy Star Trek Day - he's Sally Kellerman singing about wanting to keep a threesome going - the song is Triad by David Crosby. Wildest thing - it's produced by Barry Manilow.
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Sally Kellerman - Triad (1973 Bell Records)
YouTube video by Crates LA
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September 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
tohedonist.bsky.social
My view for the CNE Air Show, all because Dougie doesn’t want us to look at Ontario Place.
September 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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manitos2016.bsky.social
A 🧵on the upcoming anniversary of 9/11. I think Erin speaks for many of us 🇨🇦
spicyerin.bsky.social Erin 🇨🇦 @spicyerin.bsky.social · Sep 6
I have some thoughts and reflections as we near the 25th anniversary of 9/11. This is only one Canadian perspective, you have every right to disagree. This is an antithesis of a love letter to the USA.
25 years ago, the world watched in horror as one of our friends and neighbours was attacked
September 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
September 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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tomflood.bsky.social
You take the lanes, we take the road.
September 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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jennyleeshee.bsky.social
The Ontario govt took $60M out of public education and handed it to Staples.

Tomorrow, 80K elementary teachers each get $750 of the misappropriated money to buy overpriced classroom supplies at an 🇺🇸 corporation.

Please remember this the next time Captain Canada tells you to #BuyCanadian.

#OntEd
A chart of school supplies showing the price difference between ordering through the school board or ordering from Staples. Staples is always more expensive. A chart of school supplies showing the price difference between ordering through the school board or ordering from Staples. The total for the school board is $290.38. The total for Staples is $668.98.
August 31, 2026 at 11:15 PM