Marcos Llorente is living proof that if you stay at Atletico Madrid long enough, you will transform into Diego Forlan.

In other news, Lambert and Butler launch cigarettes for toddlers.

I mean, if anyone knows something about getting booed any time he goes out in public, it's this fella.

Real whiplash moment seeing King Kenny is doing Celebrity Traitors and then finding out they didn't mean Kenny Dalglish.

Getting ready for night #2 of the holiday after you've already shit your pants the previous night.

This is a helpful reminder to everybody sharing that "another general election now" petition and who think it's gaining traction.

Dying at 86, listening to jazz, while everyone reminisces about a mean left hook you once gave someone.

John Prescott, what a life you had.

Bluesky: City On The Grow!

I give it two weeks before we all get our first "hello dear" DM.