Thomas Hauer
@tomhauer1.bsky.social
früher auf X, aus Perchtoldsdorf, neben Wien
PoWi VWL
Wiener Taxler, Gutmensch, Hobbykoch und -gärtner, Gelegenheitsradler, ökologisch, önologisch
Katzen und Reiher
Alle Menschen sind AusländerInnen, fast überall
PoWi VWL
Wiener Taxler, Gutmensch, Hobbykoch und -gärtner, Gelegenheitsradler, ökologisch, önologisch
Katzen und Reiher
Alle Menschen sind AusländerInnen, fast überall
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Das ist perfekt 🤣👍🏻🍀‼️👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
September 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Das ist perfekt 🤣👍🏻🍀‼️👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Excellent
September 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Excellent
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Pisces: Today you will feel charismatic, confident, funny, intelligent, sexually attractive, and then you’ll wake up.
September 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Pisces: Today you will feel charismatic, confident, funny, intelligent, sexually attractive, and then you’ll wake up.
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Aquarius: The aliens will abduct everyone on your street but you this week, leaving you to forever wonder why you weren't good enough.
September 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Aquarius: The aliens will abduct everyone on your street but you this week, leaving you to forever wonder why you weren't good enough.
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Capricorn: Your ideas lately are too big, you have to start thinking smaller. No, even smaller than that. Actually just stop thinking altogether.
September 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Capricorn: Your ideas lately are too big, you have to start thinking smaller. No, even smaller than that. Actually just stop thinking altogether.
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Sagittarius: Like your ruling planet Jupiter, you, too, are distant, gaseous, and lacking any solid substance.
September 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Sagittarius: Like your ruling planet Jupiter, you, too, are distant, gaseous, and lacking any solid substance.
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Scorpio: An unusual invitation gives you hope that change is on the horizon. It’s not. You just got jury duty.
September 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Scorpio: An unusual invitation gives you hope that change is on the horizon. It’s not. You just got jury duty.
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Libra: The scales will fall from your eyes this week. Try to get the scales back on your eyes as quickly as possible. You’re not equipped to deal with the truth.
September 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Libra: The scales will fall from your eyes this week. Try to get the scales back on your eyes as quickly as possible. You’re not equipped to deal with the truth.
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Virgo: Coax your secret nemesis into hang-gliding near an active volcano.
September 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Virgo: Coax your secret nemesis into hang-gliding near an active volcano.
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Leo: They broke the mold when they made you. Mostly so no one could ever, ever use it again and have this shit happen twice, but still, they broke it.
September 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Leo: They broke the mold when they made you. Mostly so no one could ever, ever use it again and have this shit happen twice, but still, they broke it.
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Cancer: Look for changes in your professional life this week when your boss announces "If the police ask, I was here all morning.”
September 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Cancer: Look for changes in your professional life this week when your boss announces "If the police ask, I was here all morning.”
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Gemini: You will try to believe it’s butter and you will fail miserably.
September 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Gemini: You will try to believe it’s butter and you will fail miserably.
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Taurus: Try something new this week, it makes the stars laugh when you fail.
September 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Taurus: Try something new this week, it makes the stars laugh when you fail.
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Aries: There are just so many ways you're gonna fuck up, you're better off not knowing.
September 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Aries: There are just so many ways you're gonna fuck up, you're better off not knowing.
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September 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Brennheiß
Heißer Tipp: Die Arbeiterkammer bietet einen kostenlosen Bibliothekszugang. Mit eBooks, Hörbüchern, Magazinen, PressReader-Zugang und Filmfriend-Mediathek. Analog geht auch.
September 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Brennheiß
Das Orakel vom Neusiedler See, again
Wenn alle das Problem sind nur du selbst nicht, dann bist vielleicht du das Problem.
Diese Headline ist die exakteste Zustandsbeschreibung der gegenwärtigen SPÖ. www.diepresse.com/41247039
September 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Das Orakel vom Neusiedler See, again
4:04
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September 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Hätte ich genauso geschrieben, dankeschön
das sind genau die 3 richtigen, Schmitt, der Scholli und Heinzelmännchen
September 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Hätte ich genauso geschrieben, dankeschön
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Arena Wien Stabil.... 5/8erl in Ehren auch.
September 12, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Arena Wien Stabil.... 5/8erl in Ehren auch.
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Raiffeisen abkassieren.
September 12, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Raiffeisen abkassieren.
On Point
September 12, 2026 at 10:24 AM
On Point
OMFG, das könnten "wir" sein 😆
Bilder aus den 80ern?
Geht auch ganz ohne KI, wenn man kein Jungspund mehr ist.
Geht auch ganz ohne KI, wenn man kein Jungspund mehr ist.
September 12, 2026 at 10:15 AM
OMFG, das könnten "wir" sein 😆
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Was die @brodnig.bsky.social sagt. Gewöhnen wir uns nicht daran. steady.page/de/brodnig/p...
“Ist Ihnen das nicht zu blöd?”
Die Verrohung des Diskurses in einem Satz: Wie FPÖ-Chef Herbert Kickl entgleist
steady.page
September 10, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Was die @brodnig.bsky.social sagt. Gewöhnen wir uns nicht daran. steady.page/de/brodnig/p...
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Demnächst auch in der Südsteiermark! Davor könnt ihr mich auch gleich zweimal beim Steirischen Herbst sehen / hören.
September 10, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Demnächst auch in der Südsteiermark! Davor könnt ihr mich auch gleich zweimal beim Steirischen Herbst sehen / hören.