“Bed tomatoes” is my safe word.

We Are All Chuck

Great article! Thanks, Lindsay, for the time you took researching and writing it. Enlightening, to say the least. I, of course, cannot imagine that MLB's leadership would try to mislead their fans intentionally! Rob Manfred always seems like such an honest, forthright guy.

That sounds like his boss. And several other denizens of the cabinet, for that matter. They're a matched set.

Per Wikipedia, Bovino’s ancestors came from Italy in 1909 and became naturalized citizens in 1927, and would have been considered to be second/low-class to many Americans of that era. Classic pulling the ladder up after you’ve climbed it behavior.

So does the Apple Maps app.

There were a couple of Trump merch tents, sorta like fireworks pop-ups, that were pretty regularly on busy street corners in my very red area of Michigan... haven't seen them in months. Hardly any yard signs or flags anymore, either, for that matter.

The lack of self-awareness is stunning.

Dean Cain is, to use the technical term, a putz.

Root looks like he's cosplaying Trump. But it's not a cult, or weird, or anything.

I’m willing to start again.

Yes, this.