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Maybe somebody high up was just drunk and talking loudly at the bar. Wouldn't be the first time.
September 5, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Maybe somebody high up was just drunk and talking loudly at the bar. Wouldn't be the first time.
He's been on hold with the White House for 6 days now.
August 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
He's been on hold with the White House for 6 days now.
We're happier than you.
I said ; WE'RE F*CKING HAPPIER THAN YOU, YOU F*CKING DIRTY LIBTARD F*CKERS,
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I said ; WE'RE F*CKING HAPPIER THAN YOU, YOU F*CKING DIRTY LIBTARD F*CKERS,
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
June 14, 2026 at 6:23 AM
We're happier than you.
I said ; WE'RE F*CKING HAPPIER THAN YOU, YOU F*CKING DIRTY LIBTARD F*CKERS,
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I said ; WE'RE F*CKING HAPPIER THAN YOU, YOU F*CKING DIRTY LIBTARD F*CKERS,
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well, at least we made it to the show.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Well, at least we made it to the show.
If it weren't for Arabic numerals, the Nazis would have to write out their hate speech like this:
XIV/ LXXXVIII.
I don't think they have the brain capacity for that.
XIV/ LXXXVIII.
I don't think they have the brain capacity for that.
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If it weren't for Arabic numerals, the Nazis would have to write out their hate speech like this:
XIV/ LXXXVIII.
I don't think they have the brain capacity for that.
XIV/ LXXXVIII.
I don't think they have the brain capacity for that.
They should declare their ports tariff free, then partner with Canada for free passage. Then most of the East Coast can follow suit.
September 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
They should declare their ports tariff free, then partner with Canada for free passage. Then most of the East Coast can follow suit.
Also, why is it that just days after meeting with Putin, so many world leaders fall ill?
Lukashenko, Kadyrov, Trump?
What gives?+
Lukashenko, Kadyrov, Trump?
What gives?+
September 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Also, why is it that just days after meeting with Putin, so many world leaders fall ill?
Lukashenko, Kadyrov, Trump?
What gives?+
Lukashenko, Kadyrov, Trump?
What gives?+
The first body double's hands were too big, and the second one's head is too small for the rubber mask.
September 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The first body double's hands were too big, and the second one's head is too small for the rubber mask.
Plant waste? Is that what they're calling that old fossils body?
September 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Plant waste? Is that what they're calling that old fossils body?
Wow, he could probably score four,maybe five gin and tonics for that down at Caseys pub
September 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wow, he could probably score four,maybe five gin and tonics for that down at Caseys pub
Rotten old fruit
September 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Rotten old fruit
They've been suggesting this since Goldwater ran in '64. It's really nothing new on their part, it's just more out in the open now.
July 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
They've been suggesting this since Goldwater ran in '64. It's really nothing new on their part, it's just more out in the open now.
Flaming Orange idiot.
June 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Flaming Orange idiot.
Slept in my Eagles shirt, woke with a peaceful, easy feeling.
April 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Slept in my Eagles shirt, woke with a peaceful, easy feeling.
That's some expensive cheese. Rat.
April 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
That's some expensive cheese. Rat.
Bwahahahahaha.
AOC '26
We need a change.
AOC '26
We need a change.
March 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Bwahahahahaha.
AOC '26
We need a change.
AOC '26
We need a change.
I've spent many years perfecting my craft. When Pharaoh died I was chosen to design a headpiece and casket.
I created a masterpiece.
The priests were impressed and chose me to accompany the Pharaoh to the afterlife.
I worked too hard to be a slave for all eternity. I am escaping to Greece. #hbp144
I created a masterpiece.
The priests were impressed and chose me to accompany the Pharaoh to the afterlife.
I worked too hard to be a slave for all eternity. I am escaping to Greece. #hbp144
March 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I've spent many years perfecting my craft. When Pharaoh died I was chosen to design a headpiece and casket.
I created a masterpiece.
The priests were impressed and chose me to accompany the Pharaoh to the afterlife.
I worked too hard to be a slave for all eternity. I am escaping to Greece. #hbp144
I created a masterpiece.
The priests were impressed and chose me to accompany the Pharaoh to the afterlife.
I worked too hard to be a slave for all eternity. I am escaping to Greece. #hbp144
Can you please tell all my American brethren that corned beef and cabbage is pure shite and no true Irishman would be caught dead with the stuff.
March 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Can you please tell all my American brethren that corned beef and cabbage is pure shite and no true Irishman would be caught dead with the stuff.
He just became Trumps little lap dog
March 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
He just became Trumps little lap dog