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Tom Macy🏳️‍🌈
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What is dusting and can I do it with a labor-saving-device?
It's on a beautiful winter day like this when the majestic low sun shines through your house that you realise you don't dust enough.
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I looked at the sky and thought, "Maxfield Parrish." Have a great evening!
September 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
September 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
September 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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#Birds Alan H says today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is:
#FlowerPower any bird capture with a flower in view. I had been wondering why so many of my begonia blossoms ended up on the ground. Chickadees were bouncing off of them in search of insects & sips of raindrops.
September 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
September 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, is getting on in years, but she's still a good pal.
September 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Amazing 😍
Antique clockwork drinking bear automaton made in Paris around 1910 by Roullet & Decamps, stripped of its fur due to a severe moth larvae infestation.

IG: @thehouseofautomata
August 28, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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August 27, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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August 20, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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A good friend's wife called to tell me her husband was in the hospital and in surgery to have half his colon removed.

I commented, “So that would leave him with a semi-colon." She hung up the phone. Sigh.
August 18, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits.

The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves…
August 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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CEO of Westerly Water has an idea.
August 16, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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Wanted: Someone to brush their teeth with me (because 9 out of 10 dentists say that brushing alone won’t prevent tooth decay.)

No weirdos...
August 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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i think I'm going to start doing what cats do; just casually walk away from anything I'm not interested in.
August 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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Shark week continues to continue
August 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
OMG Mr King is here from the twitterverse! I'd rather my bacon deep fried in its own fat ty. XO😘
STEVE'S RECIPE FOR PERFECT MICROWAVE BACON: 4 slices wrapped in paper towels. Cook like you cook popcorn, only you can't listen for popping. Set TIME COOK for 4 minutes. Stop after 2. Check. Microwaves vary. Mine does crispy (not burned) 4 in 4 minutes.
MOLLY THE THING OF EVIL APPROVED THIS RECIPE
August 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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July 27, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Earth Wind & Fire. #GOAT the album cut of REASONS w/Sax by the amazing Don Myrick RIP. Phillip Bailey lead vocals. Saturday night #music #classic #EWF #NowPlaying #Entertainment #SaturdayThoughts #SaturdayVibes #SaturdayMotivation #SaturdayMood
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxfI...
Earth, Wind & Fire - Reasons (Audio/Live)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
www.youtube.com
July 26, 2026 at 12:11 AM
July 24, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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Lupines are amazing plants that invariably attract attention with their bright and expressive beauty.
July 22, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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Beautiful evening with my bird friends
(Look closely to see them both)
#sunset
#beach
#nature
#photography
July 21, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Happy evening beautiful people ❤️
July 21, 2026 at 2:17 AM
#caturdogday
Please support Mark😊
Know your dog tech
July 21, 2026 at 2:08 AM