Tom
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Ghidorah, The Three-Dicked Monster
September 9, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Ghidorah, The Three-Dicked Monster
MGS4 looks great on modern consoles. Lovely stuff.
August 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM
MGS4 looks great on modern consoles. Lovely stuff.
Just shit myself at that emergency alert. It's a good bit, that.
August 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Just shit myself at that emergency alert. It's a good bit, that.
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are you offended, jon
August 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
are you offended, jon
Ricky Gervais answering the questions people are too afraid to ask like "What if Garfield was contractually obliged to drop the C-bomb every other sentence?"
August 7, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Ricky Gervais answering the questions people are too afraid to ask like "What if Garfield was contractually obliged to drop the C-bomb every other sentence?"
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FIFA not beating the “irredeemably corrupt” accusations
July 19, 2026 at 9:32 PM
FIFA not beating the “irredeemably corrupt” accusations
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Poor bastard’s starving
July 19, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Poor bastard’s starving
That Enzo Fernández tackle.
July 19, 2026 at 9:19 PM
That Enzo Fernández tackle.
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"blind" by korn (1994)
June 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"blind" by korn (1994)
It's mad how much Sean Connery in Diamonds Are Forever looks like Morrissey.
June 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
It's mad how much Sean Connery in Diamonds Are Forever looks like Morrissey.
Just got home from that bloody Kraftwerk they have nowadays. Jolly good show and all that.
May 29, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Just got home from that bloody Kraftwerk they have nowadays. Jolly good show and all that.
It would be nice to go a week without an email from Virgin Media saying they've updated channel numbers again.
May 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
It would be nice to go a week without an email from Virgin Media saying they've updated channel numbers again.
Prongles, once you pip you can't stip!
May 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Prongles, once you pip you can't stip!
Bloody hell, this snooker!
May 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Bloody hell, this snooker!
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Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
April 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
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Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
April 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
Going to the chippy and asking for battered chips.
April 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Going to the chippy and asking for battered chips.
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Imagine if the Artemis II touches down in the ocean tonight and all the poo flies out.
April 10, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Imagine if the Artemis II touches down in the ocean tonight and all the poo flies out.
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#OnThisDay 2003 : The final Digitiser ws broadcast on Teletext which saw @mrbiffo.bsky.social rbiffo ending it in style with a goodbye from Turner the Worm.
March 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
#OnThisDay 2003 : The final Digitiser ws broadcast on Teletext which saw @mrbiffo.bsky.social rbiffo ending it in style with a goodbye from Turner the Worm.