New South Park episode. Trump cheats on Satan before his baby is born .... only to be rejected by his handsome crush ......(for dietary reasons)

@alsobrooks.senate.gov please do not take anymore funds from AIPAC. Your constituents are watching and not happy with this group.

A 91-year-old grandmother was reported unresponsive, prompting a welfare check by police. When officers arrived, they found her in her room, busy setting a new personal record on a video game.

Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

This is Oliver. He might not be particularly enthusiastic about his birthday. But he will participate in the festivities. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: la_cabrita_kelly)

This is Moses. He saved his human from a rabid bobcat while on a walk. His mom said, "he's the hero of the day." We agree, so we're awarding him a 15/10 ❤️ (IG: wsfa12news)

Thanks to your support on Wednesday, we were able to sponsor all of Jodie's emergency care! She’s now doing much better and settling into foster care, where we’ve learned her favorite place to rest is curled up in a warm pile of laundry. More pupdates on her progress to come ❤️‍🩹

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

This is Jomvet. She is the rootinest tootinest cowboy around with a two-ounce hat on her head and a yeehaw in her heart. 12/10 (IG: mha.mahamek)